Jeez, i just watched the video (didn’t want to, Tattle made me do it) It's just under 11 minutes long, but it took me almost half an hour to watch as I needed regular fag breaks (odd, since I gave up smoking in 1997).
Anyway, my observations for what they're worth;
She looks an absolute mess. Bloated, red, struggling for breath, it's like her boobs are suffocating her..why is she wearing a velour tracksuit in that heat (eugh, the stench) and why is she constantly trying to pull her tracksuit top across her chest? Doesn't she realise there's not enough material in it to cover those monstrosities?
Why didn't she do the room tour at the beginning of the holiday, when it was tidy? Looks like a couple of hobos have moved in (oh sorry, they have)
Carl is not interested in her whatsoever - his leg is used as a barrier when they're having lunch. He is always leaning away from her, never into her. Why can't she she it? Or can she? Weird relationship, not healthy at all. What a pair of disgusting freaks, picking spots in the pool
She wants to take the kids there?? Righto, let's see if THAT happens - who will babysit Carll while she's there with them, it's not like they can have a nice family holiday with him is it??
She wants to run marathons again???? Sorry, what?? It's not April fucking Fools Day yet Katie, you utter split-arse. She doesn't do anything unless it benefits herself, she's as likely to run marathons as she is to become a paramedic.
In conclusion, she is a rancid little beast. She looks like quarterback with those stupid boobs, she's the least sexy woman I've ever seen and her boyfriend is a fugly cockwomble as well. They're trapped in a loveless, sexless relationship, both gathering ammunition on the other. They remind me of a pair of frenemies, like 2 bitchy, twisted girls who know deep down that it's only a matter of time before they start to bring each other down and they're playing it all out in front of the cameras. Utterly toxic.
If she carries on this way, I fear she will be a goner soon. I know it's been said before, but I'm really getting Pete Burns vibes from her now. She's desperately unhappy with her body and face so the surgeries won't stop. Unless she sorts herself out, we'll be reading about her untimely demise, which would be bloody heartbreaking only for the children. I wish she'd get help.
55 years old, still cool as, likes a glass of wine or two, she admits that 
. There’s a generation of us for whom she is infamous, and a household name. Go down a few years and they won’t have a clue who she is or give a shit who she’s dating. I wonder what the average age of us lot is? I’ll start I’m 40. Plus 7 years
xx.
