Moooorrrrnnniinggg. We have snow everything's so white and twinkly.
I think Peters reporting her TikTok but acting clueless, nodding and sympathising with her.
This is what good parents do, fib!
I also think Pete's secretly trying to protect her. He's facing a struggle against her tramp of a mother who thinks whoring about is perfectly acceptable. So maybe he's changing his tactics. He knows he won't win otherwise. Parenting teenagers is NOT easy. Unless of course you couldn't give a flying fudge because using them helps keep you in the media KATE
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Here's another theory as to why skanky flaps has gone quiet.....There has been a kidnap threat made toward Princess? So she's shut down her tik tok on the advice of the police. Obvs the kidnap threat is aimed at the very popular & important skanky flaps, which is why Prinny is safe with Pete
. A crazed fan, someone she owes money too, a jealous wannabe is after her & using Princess as a threat
. I'm fairly certain all her other previous claims of kidnap are bullshit. Again, the police wouldn't be able to speak out about her bollocks. I've NEVER understood any of her kidnap crap. Who in their right mind would want to kidnap her & why? Or Harvey.... when she's come out with stories about that. What could anyone gain by kidnapping him?
Of course my above theory isn't nearly interesting enough to see out 2020, the year of Covid. It really is far more likely that she's gone all out to lift the spirits of her millions of adoring fans by giving us all a surprise New Year's fairytale proposal from Dubai. As the clock strikes midnight, against a backdrop of spectacular fireworks
. 99.9% of us will be safely at home following government guidelines but she has selflessly fled abroad for 'work' to bring us all happiness. Suddenly I feel incredibly emotional at her generosity, giving nature, kindness & steely determination to put others happiness first. Ahhhhhh, she's such a wonderful human & by far the country's most popular celebrity. Oh, hang on, I think I might be wrong
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