Katie Price #134 Where’s Cole? Has he fell down a hole? Or cut his losses and signed on the dole?

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The Harvey visitation spreadsheet needs updating (sorry can't remember the Tattler's name doing this important task!)
 
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Sounds hungover, and like she carried on drinking the minute she woke up. I'd hate to be on that flight.
 
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The way she pans the camera over him lingering on his piddling asparagus saying fiiiit 🤮🤮🤮
I thought that was maybe a little bit of shady revenge to show how insignificant his baby-dick is irl. Like when he keeps getting her double chins and saggy 4-cheek arse. But that’s probably giving her too much credit.

either way, confirmation from KP that the Chinless Wonder is also a Dickless Wonder 😂
 
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Well, one good thing to take from it bleeping off abroad. Clearer than ever that she isn’t allowed around the kids full stop 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Any other separated parent would be all over their kids coming back from holiday as, you know, you’d miss them wouldn’t you 🥴 I hope she gets hold of a batch of dodgy drugs, upsets the wrong person(s) and goes missing or at least gets caught in possession and gets slung in a Thai prison to rot out the rest of its existence. One can only dream.
 
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Missing H’s runway debut, Wanky’s Court case, maybe the scum are about to do an expose and she does not want to be here
 
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"Filming trip?!"
My arse.
NO ONE WILL WATCH IT, you pair of utter PLANKS!!!
 
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As much as it’s bloody criminal they’re away again, let’s consider the belly laughs we’ll get with the pics. Last time she did this with kris I cried laughing at the state of them. She’s now about 3stone heavier and resembles a Russian shot putter with airbags inflated up her armpits. Add in a likely all inclusive food and drink, it’ll be like seeing Cole wrestle with a cokes up human tank covered in oil. 🙏🏻😂🙏🏻

Don‘t kid yourself Carly 🤡 most people would win against you on an IQ test .......even children. 😉
Sid would wipe the floor with that doofus.
 
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