Katie Price #120 Katie's in a downward spiral but Cole's dick pic is going viral

[Kitten3081]

What the hell
Is this

Looks like she’s wearing Cole’s long skinny penis tonight

 

[catty1]

She can’t surely be pregnant. She has just undergone an op with anaesthetic. Surely the clinic’s first question is ”could you be pregnant?”
.

Not only asking her if she could be pregnant, I went on for a hysterectomy and bladder problems when I was 50 and I had to give a sample to check if I was pregnant! The nurse was laughing at the time but she said they had to do the test anyway!

 

[thedogatemysandal]

haha *Googles* "What rhymes with labia?"

“Having more surgery ain’t gonna save ya?”

 

[Timz]

It's like a Monty Python sketch!

Hahaha The Messiah!

I think Cawl should be the naughty boy put under the Spanish Inquisition for OF

 

[tomkat1]

Captions on a postcard please- not for Harv he’s innocent in their games - is crawl demonstrating the length of his pencil?

 

[Noelc]

So looks like surgery was another subterfuge for attention and to goad those who think she's overdone the use of the scalpel into a torrent of comments so Wanky and her can chortle to themselves and crow "Gotcha"

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

“Having more surgery ain’t gonna save ya?”

That works really well. Thread title is yours if it wins. x

#121 Looks like Lawrence of a Labia and having more surgery ain't gonna save ya! #Cameltoe

 

[PTMe]

Captions on a postcard please- not for Harv he’s innocent in their games - is crawl demonstrating the length of his pencil?

Tuck your shirt in Cole you scruffy lava lamp.

KP must have dressed him!

 

[Facehugger]

haha *Googles* "What rhymes with labia?"

Lawrence of a labia in those skintight trousers while Carwash models his missus' blouses

 

[Jersey Girl]

haha *Googles* "What rhymes with labia?"

Flabbier? Like her gut

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Dinner ladies, the Victoria Wood show. Petula Gordino, that's pricey personality now, dirty deluded, lying fantasist. Except not funny, like the character in the show.

 

[Mellow Yellow]

Urgh, skinny jeans and frickin loafers without socks she must have bloody known H was going on stage, why the hell could she not have dressed him smartly like last time. Look at the damn state Of those trainers

Don’t think she had access to him this time. Maybe he came direct from college
.

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Tuck your shirt in Cole you scruffy lava lamp.

KP must have dressed him!

hahaha Lava lamp

He looks like he's robbed the wallpaper off of one those Vegas casinos he loves so much.

 

[BiffasBeemer]

Her outfit is too small, really unflattering. I really hope she's not pregnant. View attachment 1040669

Her face looks like Aislene here, probably filtered to duck.
I cant make out her chest or tummy there just looks like a big crease across the front?
Her head might swell from all the adoration and the stupid bonnet bandage might need to be surgically removed

 

[Facehugger]

Flabbier? Like her gut

And probably scabbier too!

 

[PTMe]

Lay off the drugs kp what on earth are you even saying

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

I just love the long hair out of the bottom of the bandage

Does no one who writes this realize they are all wigs?

 

[Nikkinoo]

bleeping hell! What a complete and utter tit show! What a couple of complete and utter knob cunts! I have literally squeezed out my last cringe. Poor, poor Harvey, but I must admit, I hope he doesn’t win; I cannot bear the thought of their smugness. Aarrrggghh I feel like doing a @Greggs Sausage Roll and jumping ship…

Me too

 

[Tamar]

They all look a right MESS. She looks like a bloated corpse that escaped from a sarcophagus

 

[Kitten3081]

Lay off the drugs kp what on earth are you even saying

Does she think he’s the beast from the Chase (Mark Labbett)?