And how can you 'ban' people from a wedding? It's not like people just pop in is it?
And how can you 'ban' people from a wedding? It's not like people just pop in is it?“Katie Price doesn’t have any Celeb friends to invite anymore, and even if she did they don’t want to come because they fear being blinded by CarlsTeef”
Papa Lazarou. A league of gentlemen fan I take it. WelcomeHope she decides to have those ludicrous tits reduced before the wedding. At the moment all they're doing is making her look about four stone heavier than she really is.
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It's not like people want to go eitherAnd how can you 'ban' people from a wedding? It's not like people just pop in is it?
It is my darling. The point of the quote is. We have these awful experiences and they shape you like a sculptor chiselling . We choose who we are after that chisel has inflicted its blows xxxxThat’s a lovely & very resonant quote
We all have our storms , it’s just part of life isn’t it ? Xxx
What she means is that no celebrity would be seen dead at this wedding!Yep, she certainly did!Katie Price bans celebs from wedding as she reveals plans to ‘make an entrance'
KATIE Price has revealed she wants to ban celebrity friends from her wedding as she wants to “make an entrance”. The 42-year-old former glamour model has been drawing out the plan for h…www.thesun.co.uk
Note that his bangers have to be doctored by a body repairer! Cole, keep Skanky away from the keys.Think Mr Carol Price is hoping he will get some free advertising in the nationals
Jimmy Saville giving the bride awayWhat she means is that no celebrity would be seen dead at this wedding!
Getting her pudgy nose and wrinkled eyes sorted out would be a help too.I think full body surgery is on the cards, by that Belgian bloke. Fat bum removed too.
No, give her the keys! lolNote that his bangers have to be doctored by a body repairer! Cole, keep Skanky away from the keys.
Didn’t she have full body Lipo not that long ago?I think full body surgery is on the cards, by that Belgian bloke. Fat bum removed too.
Her nose will have collapsed like Westbrook’s by then, it’s already started to look like a boxersGetting her pudgy nose and wrinkled eyes sorted out would be a help too.
Perhaps Mr Price had better stick a packet into his Plop Kitchen dinner??
She'll jump the broom then dance around the burning stolen vehicles in the yard - traditional likeFrom the local travellers camp..**
Not at all, you would have more urgent plans on that day, like minding your aunt's friend’s daughters hamsterIt's not like people want to go either
He'd have to give her away seeing as nobody else wants her any more - she's "too old" rememberJimmy Saville giving the bride away
So thats why they need Harvey there "evvvry weeekinnd"? They've got him valeting Mr Price's shit motorsThink Mr Carol Price is hoping he will get some free advertising in the nationals
Well at least she's managed to get to the knarzi this time rather than shit in a laybyNew thread
Well done @Stapleyourtongue on the titlexx. and thanks @265 for the new thread and Pom gallery xx
From @DC16 on page 41 of the last thread..I saw Katie's eyebrows and thought ..Is she constipated?xx.
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Well she got herself banned from Jade Goody's funeral didn't she?And how can you 'ban' people from a wedding? It's not like people just pop in is it?
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