Katie Hayes #90 Danielle: Don’t cha wish your girlfriend could squat like me

[allforthegram]

them brows

 

[Abongo]

And the shitshow continues..

Woah, and we’re already back from Ibiza after 6 days for Kate, and 3 for the car seat. Most favourite place in the world, Kate? Can’t wait to show your daughter the most amazing island on the planet and all the secret views only you know about? Bet she loved the view of the tablecloths and the bottom of the wine glasses from over the edge of her car seat, didn’t she?

As foreseen millennia ago by Nostradamus, Paul the Octopus, and the weird Russian lady with one eye, after almost a week away of filtering and editing her own pictures to look like Pamela Anderson in 1992 whilst simultaneously looking like the secret love child of Uncle Fester and the entrance to Narnia in videos that she had no control over, we had our 174th troll rant of the year after she had ‘loads of abuse’ or as it’s really known, she read here and realised she’d made a prick of herself and the whole of Instagram had seen what she really looked like with a 1960s lampshade protruding from her minge and arse. The rant was as predictable as England losing on penalties with lots of pictures of her belly and her thumbs, a mention of how she’s ‘not in the same place as she was a year ago’, the ‘I don’t even edit my pictures’ chorus, and a quick rendition of the ‘they’re just jealous’ anthem to finish it off.

In sports news, she’s gone ‘straight back’ to running. Not sure how you go ‘straight back’ to something you haven’t done for three full moons but there we go. Despite being able to run ‘10k in 50 minutes’ a few months ago, she was blowing out of her arse after a jog to the top of her road and back. Her chins have also come ‘straight back’ too. Strange how they were absent in her pictures in Ibiza. Maybe they didn’t think 6 days and a visit to Ocean Beach and the Palma Pervert was worth the quarantine period?

Due to their superstar status and Delo’s unfortunate case of contagious rickets, the car seat, Indiana Gnomes, and the child in the massive socks were given an ‘isle’ to themselves on their exclusive Jet2 economy flight. This definitely had nothing to do with the fact the flight was only half full, and we’re in the middle of a global pandemic and most safety-conscious people are still waiting to fly, it was solely because Jet2 staff instantly recognised Triple Threat and the car seat at the airport. Must have been the underwear model body and the rattle of the Cheetham Cartier bangle that made him stand out..

She opened a Q&A about her jetsetting lifestyle in order to answer the ‘millions of DMs’’ that her 16 year old childless followers had sent about taking a car seat abroad. After answering just one question about feeding a kid in a foreign country (who knew they sold baby food abroad? It’s almost as though they’re civilised nations who have their own children to feed too), she quickly descended into a retell of her favourite fairy tale, Katie Hayes and the Dreamy C-Section, a story full of wonder and amazement and popping waters in shops and/or on landings and no pain relief.

Sunday night and she realised she’d almost missed out on a bandwagon to jump on. Despite not showing any interest in the football ever, she suddenly started sharing pictures of Gareth Southgate and England flags. Couple more bandwagons, Kate, and you’ll have a fleet to rival Eddie Stobart.

In a shock twist, we had our 175th troll rant of the year just a few days later. Proppet not getting the engagement she once did, eh Kate? The true horror of being called out on lying about her dreamy bespoke life and editing her photos was finally revealed when we learned that she has it just as hard as a 19 year old footballer who has been subject to horrific racial abuse. Nevermind people wanting you dead and threatening your family because you missed a penalty, choosing to come on and read a website where you are exposed as a T-Rex footed, beggy, grabby, baby filtering, photoshopping, covid-denying, full stop hating, doesn’t even know her own initials halfwit is definitely, definitely in the same league. God bless you, and all who sail in you, Miss Makeup..

I will leave the final word to Gina Linetti..

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Hahahaha brilliant. I think she mentioned she left her chins at home with max to use as a chew toy.

 

[Eat more cake]

I'd rather have my non existent thyroid brows than whatever it is she has grown on her face. The state of them! The spoolie brush couldn't even get through the matted eyebrow pubes.

 

[chattycatty]

Help me understand why you would wear a blazer to your tint your eyebrows at home?

She always looks like she needs a good wash and her clothes a good press

 

[BettyBoo123]

So she’s reshared this saying it’s from before she used herrrrburrrst
So this was Feb 2020 on hollies hair dressing page
and then this is the baby revel in Feb 2020
And the last ones was
From jan 2020
also look at the bleeping colour off her foundation to her body, never known anyone to put foundation first and then tan to try and match it

But she didn’t edit her pic since being pregnant

Thanks for my new profile pic darling xx

 

[davidsdead]

I’m convinced she’s trolling us now. What the duck are those!!!! Proper grandad brows.

 

[Abongo]

Long time lurker but why the duck does she use black emoji and the word scary in the same sentence when talking about her eyebrows. (Her eyebrows should have their own thread on the wiki alone but I’m not here for that)

Has honestly has zero awareness about life and lives in a bleeping bubble. This isn’t trolling Kate, this is someone telling you to growup and get some bloody self awareness. Or don’t and just be a racist.

Her eyebrows need a thread yes you’re right

 

[allforthegram]

Imagine giving up your business for 10 comments and barely 800 likes on Instagram That makeup on the latest reel looks rank

 

[Moffat1]

Oh duck off kate with your frog spawn ‘chi’ seed pudding for olive. Give her a frube like everyone else! She’s always got to do one better. It’ll be fuckin minging aswell. Cannot wait for olive to refuse her ridiculous food and demand fish fingers and beans 8 days a week!!

 

[Shazblag]

I'd rather have my non existent thyroid brows than whatever it is she has grown on her face. The state of them! The spoolie brush couldn't even get through the matted eyebrow pubes.

Me too, no pubic brows here. 🥸

 

[JoeExotic]

Olive must tit for England with the amount of Chai seeds she eats.

bleeping Chai seed pudding get over yourself Kate and give that kid a bleeping custard, you’re impressing no bleep you pretentious bastard.

 

[Icantspell]

Help me understand why you would wear a blazer to your tint your eyebrows at home?

You wouldn’t

 

[Abongo]

And the shitshow continues..

Woah, and we’re already back from Ibiza after 6 days for Kate, and 3 for the car seat. Most favourite place in the world, Kate? Can’t wait to show your daughter the most amazing island on the planet and all the secret views only you know about? Bet she loved the view of the tablecloths and the bottom of the wine glasses from over the edge of her car seat, didn’t she?

As foreseen millennia ago by Nostradamus, Paul the Octopus, and the weird Russian lady with one eye, after almost a week away of filtering and editing her own pictures to look like Pamela Anderson in 1992 whilst simultaneously looking like the secret love child of Uncle Fester and the entrance to Narnia in videos that she had no control over, we had our 174th troll rant of the year after she had ‘loads of abuse’ or as it’s really known, she read here and realised she’d made a prick of herself and the whole of Instagram had seen what she really looked like with a 1960s lampshade protruding from her minge and arse. The rant was as predictable as England losing on penalties with lots of pictures of her belly and her thumbs, a mention of how she’s ‘not in the same place as she was a year ago’, the ‘I don’t even edit my pictures’ chorus, and a quick rendition of the ‘they’re just jealous’ anthem to finish it off.

In sports news, she’s gone ‘straight back’ to running. Not sure how you go ‘straight back’ to something you haven’t done for three full moons but there we go. Despite being able to run ‘10k in 50 minutes’ a few months ago, she was blowing out of her arse after a jog to the top of her road and back. Her chins have also come ‘straight back’ too. Strange how they were absent in her pictures in Ibiza. Maybe they didn’t think 6 days and a visit to Ocean Beach and the Palma Pervert was worth the quarantine period?

Due to their superstar status and Delo’s unfortunate case of contagious rickets, the car seat, Indiana Gnomes, and the child in the massive socks were given an ‘isle’ to themselves on their exclusive Jet2 economy flight. This definitely had nothing to do with the fact the flight was only half full, and we’re in the middle of a global pandemic and most safety-conscious people are still waiting to fly, it was solely because Jet2 staff instantly recognised Triple Threat and the car seat at the airport. Must have been the underwear model body and the rattle of the Cheetham Cartier bangle that made him stand out..

She opened a Q&A about her jetsetting lifestyle in order to answer the ‘millions of DMs’’ that her 16 year old childless followers had sent about taking a car seat abroad. After answering just one question about feeding a kid in a foreign country (who knew they sold baby food abroad? It’s almost as though they’re civilised nations who have their own children to feed too), she quickly descended into a retell of her favourite fairy tale, Katie Hayes and the Dreamy C-Section, a story full of wonder and amazement and popping waters in shops and/or on landings and no pain relief.

Sunday night and she realised she’d almost missed out on a bandwagon to jump on. Despite not showing any interest in the football ever, she suddenly started sharing pictures of Gareth Southgate and England flags. Couple more bandwagons, Kate, and you’ll have a fleet to rival Eddie Stobart.

In a shock twist, we had our 175th troll rant of the year just a few days later. Proppet not getting the engagement she once did, eh Kate? The true horror of being called out on lying about her dreamy bespoke life and editing her photos was finally revealed when we learned that she has it just as hard as a 19 year old footballer who has been subject to horrific racial abuse. Nevermind people wanting you dead and threatening your family because you missed a penalty, choosing to come on and read a website where you are exposed as a T-Rex footed, beggy, grabby, baby filtering, photoshopping, covid-denying, full stop hating, doesn’t even know her own initials halfwit is definitely, definitely in the same league. God bless you, and all who sail in you, Miss Makeup..

I will leave the final word to Gina Linetti..

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As always, Read the Wiki..

As requested. Please forgive my sali axl style accent change.

 

[Icantspell]

Chai pudding like she’s invented the wheel…. It’s so 2012 truff like you & your makeup

 

[Wkdbird]

Careful girls, you don't want Truff and Mighty Mouse rocking up on your doorstep. Keep those ring doorbells ON.

Mighty Mouse

Dumb & Delo

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this is fantastic

 

[Eat more cake]

She'll be raving about sundried tomatoes and truffle oil next . Pretty sure that like them the chia seed fad is pretty much over.

 

[Gossiploverxox]

I can’t believe she sold her business to do tit reels with dirty germ infested brushes .. no wonder her skin is so bad!! She seriously needs to update her makeup game if she wants to stay in the influencer business!!

 

[coffeeNcodeine]

Hahahahahahah those buckled fuckin brushes, I am deceased.

 

[Not_A_Troll]

There are a lot of big accounts now arguing against the ‘ID for social media’ petition as it could actually end up doing more harm than good. That won’t fit her agenda though as she only cares about how things affect her

 

[JoeExotic]

Hope this daft bleep has safety locks on the cupboard doors or else Miss Olive will be gobbling up those dishwasher tabs.