Katie Hayes #88 Hollie did you enjoy KHM’s hen do?

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Ellebee05

Drifted over here last night from the Scouse bird page and bleeping hell these threads move fast 😂😂
 
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Lampshade95

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Eleanor Abernathy said:
Ibiza diaries continued..

Ocean Beach. Where. To. bleeping. Start...
Human ballbag and Operation Yewtree candidate, Cloudhead Lineker, arranged for Kate and ‘her’ hens to have the ‘best bed’. Hours later, he clearly couldn’t remember where he’d stuck her, what with it being such an exclusive bed and all, and was pointed in her direction to give us one of the finest moments in Tattle history.

Followed by a group of girls in masks holding up letters spelling K A T E despite them being there for H O L L I E’s hen party, Captain Birdseye surprised Kate while she was mid rant at a group of people she thought were filming her who were actually filming the Crypt Keeper on his way to her. Errr, helllloooo Kate, you’re not that bleeping famous. Cue Kate trying to deflect from her being a total narcissistic witch by going straight in for tongues with the Balearic Botherer. Her attempts at trying to divert attention were futile though as not even Jesus and the Holy Spirit coming down from heaven to do a DJ set could distract from the sight of her lolloping all over the bed with her dolphin-smooth mini being cheese gratered into thrush by that god-awful costume. Canesten at the ready, Kate..

Monday morning, Kate has managed to pick the majority of the swimming costume out from between her arse cheeks, and the most important part of the family, the car seat, has arrived safely. The child who is surgically attached to it has also arrived without a hat, sunblock, parasol, or the slightest clue who the lady waving her phone in her face is. Fear not, young Olive’s memory was jogged when she saw the hotel they were staying at and she realised that the lady was her selfish Ma. Who else would book a completely unsuitable adults only hotel to take her almost one year old to but Miss KH Makeup? As long as it looks good for the gram though, eh Kate?? Hopefully Olive has brought her guitar and will be able to entertain the other guests with a fully Spanish version of ‘Bate, Bate, Chocolate’ in between ordering the drinks for the pair of selfish fuckwits she’s been stuck with as parents...

Priorities have remained exactly the same for the UK’s most well-fed couple as they’ve hired a car and decided to make full use of the car seat - they might as well after spending so long giving the poor kid curvature of the spine, why waste all that effort? They were last spotted feeding their faces again whilst Olive watched them over the top of the car seat. Unbeknownst to the Makeups however, she’s also switching the pram’s electric motor on and off and slowly making her way down the hill to the airport to catch the 10pm flight back to John Lennon. Mez is on standby to pick her up and take her to Presthaven for a real holiday. God speed Olive, God speed.

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I don’t say this often, but I have bleeping tears in my eyes and I’m shaking from laughter. “The most important part of the family, the car seat” has genuinely buried me 6ft under
 
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platesofmeat

platesofmeat

I missed the whole last thread so I’ve only just caught up! A few observations!

1. I cannot believe she is still lashing a one year old toddler in a car seat! duck me thats lazy, cruel and stupid! Is she balancing that car seat on a chair at the restaurant? How fucked up!

2. The video has given me life! Isn’t she just a walking disaster? She’s such a gobby goblin.

3. Wayne Linekar is 100% pervy. I’ve met him a handful of times over the years and the stuff that he says and does to young girls is deplorable. He treats young girls like meat and gets really vulnerable and fame hungry girls obsessed with him. He’s not right.

4. Who the duck designed Truffalo’ cossie? Why did Truffalo buy it? Why did she wear it? Tassels hanging near your gunt just look like pubes.

5. Does she know her arse has fallen off somewhere and just left a flat surface?

6. She is a Zara medium trolls? Just she means the home section. A medium couch.

I need to reread the last 10 pages cause I sped read in shock, awe and joy. I’m sure I’ll have more comments.
 
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lookernow9999

Imagine sat in that restaurant with your mates or fella and she’s sat their wholloping prawn pill pill arguing with Matt not to have to much bevvy cause he’s driving back the hotel and there’s a kid sat in a car seat pure sweating cobs
No wonder everyone around them on the pics is looking over snarling
 
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GracieLou22

I see why she might do it if she was a young influencer and that was her main job. It would be good content to drive about to different places and show off beautiful parts of Ibiza and the nightlife etc. The problem is now though, she’s a mum. She has to put being a mum before this whole influencer lifestyle because it’s just not working for her. She doesn’t haven’t a clue what she’s doing or what her content should be. She’s still trying to promote the same content she had before Olive.
You can’t show us baby groups and batch cooking then next week you’re “glamorous” ( I used the term glamorous lightly) party girl.
She should just enjoy her holiday. She’s trying to hard and it’s just not working for her. No one is jealous of your lifestyle. Your young followers don’t have kids and your older followers with kids wouldn’t ever take their kids to these unsuitable places ??? Someone needs to have a serious word with her. She’s just lost it ...the career she has is just coming apart now. I do think she was quite successful once some people might disagree but she did create a brand and it gave her a comfortable lifestyle but now it’s fizzling out.
 
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cje20

Oh trolls I can’t keep up with these threads 🤣 rapid!! Let the Ibeefa diaries continue 🤣
 
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