Deffo looks preggers here.Who ever mates are out here and at ocean pretty please can we see the real unedited video of this
Take a bleeping bow
Katie Hayes #87 Putting the Beef in Ibeefa.
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Please, less crotch zoom-ins. We don’t need microscopic analysis of her flaps.
And it’s weird.
And it’s weird.
She’s probably just got a bit of a belly tbh, at my worst I look 9 months prego, like no joke
Nah I don’t think she’s pregnant - after the last weekend’s karaoke blazing drunk stories - despite the drinking whilst pregnant video last year I still don’t see it just yet - she’s just very self conscious I feel currently and normal service will resume once Delo and Proppet arrive tomorrow.
NooooooShe’s edited this to give herself a thigh gap but forgot to do this patch we’re her fat is escaping
Why’s she lying, I have mahoosive wangers, not as big as hers though, and I usually have to get a XL top in Zara, on the very odd occasion a large. So bleeping what, just buy what fits who cares 
Zara is Spanish I think and their clothes aren’t made to fit big busted people, so rather than go without I just get a size that fits. If the sleeves are too big I just roll them up and tit
Zara is Spanish I think and their clothes aren’t made to fit big busted people, so rather than go without I just get a size that fits. If the sleeves are too big I just roll them up and tit
Yeah she’s definitely not pregnant, she’s been drinking loads and there’s one thing we know for sure, Truff would NEVER drink pregnant ok guys
Aw I had ablation 4 years ago stopped the bleeding but not the pain I’m having a full radical hysterectomy next year with mr rowlandsYeah unfortunately so, and pcos too. I was given the option of a hysterectomy last year or an ablation, but I’m clinging on for dear life on the hope that I might have a 0.0000000000000001% chance of having a baby some day. Just not ready to accept putting a nail in the coffin just yet so to speak
Sorry to derail, ZSM is ZSfuckingXXXL
Will have to pay private as he seems to have fucked his nhs off Same
FFSWell done to @TheGhostofShirleyBallas for the excellent thread title. Got a feeling this one is going to move fast..
Woah, we’re going to Ibiza..
Before we go though, we need to make a tit out of our baby’s dad by making out as though he can’t manage for three days on his own and labelling literally everything. But, what’s this? Has Miss KH Makeup dropped a bollock and revealed an extreme similarity between the writing on the labels and the writing on the card she was ‘sent’ by a ‘troll’ for her birthday?? Has she outed herself as the phantom card sender? Does she really think her brushes are ‘plastic tat’? Did she in fact call her own minge sweaty??
Speaking of sweaty minge, the bridal party were treated to their very own ‘airport clothes’ in the form of blazers and fedoras so they could all feel what it would be like to be as stylish as she. Definite sweaty minges for all when they stepped off the plane in the Balearics wearing those get ups. Sadly, a few of the hens lost their fedoras before they could actually get on the plane. It’s ok though, there’ll be some very well dressed pigeons around the bins that they ‘fell’ in..
There appears to be two versions of Kate out in Ibiza depending on whose pictures you look at. It must be two people because our Miss KH Makeup does NOT filter her pictures anymore. One is a perfect petite size 6 with a little finger shaped like a prawn and 17 toes on her right foot, the other seems to have absorbed the first one and stolen her clothes..
Matching bleeping clothes
In true KHM style, her bestest cousin, who’s like her sister and is in her bubble and who she is never away from apart from all the times she is away from her, had her thunder well and truly stolen by the girl who will never be a bride. As if it wasn’t bad enough that she was made to wear a pyjama top similar to that sported by Grandpa Joe, and a hat that Huggy Bear would refuse to put on, she’s so far spent the weekend being referred to as the second most important member of the bridal party - Maid of Honour and the Bride. Hollie, if you’re reading here, change the date and don’t tell her. There’s a large chance she’s going to turn up in white and steal your ring..
During their weekend of freedom, Delo and Olive went to Blue Planet where Delo finally got the chance of living his dream of being Bruce the Shark for real. Olive looked bewildered, as is usual when either of her parents take her out of the car seat to look at something that’s not a free feed at Opera Grill or Exchange Flags, but her eyes soon adjusted to the bright colours and she saw the world as her diddy dad sees it when he’s trying to swan dive and swim his way to freedom.
Her friend and man with a ballsack for a face Wayne Lineker has sorted them the ‘best bed’ at Ocean Beach. The best bed looks exactly like every other bed in the complex and nothing like the actual best beds in the VIP area but hey, she says it’s the best bed, so it must be the best bed because when has she ever lied about being better than everyone else?? At least they’re not being made to match today. I’m not sure how they’d all respond to having to wear a swimming costume with beads hanging over their dolphin-smooth minis like the entrance to Gypsy Rose Lee’s in Blackpool.
As always, Read the Wiki..
take a bow!Brilliant summary, as always. Lucky she provides so much material!Well done to @TheGhostofShirleyBallas for the excellent thread title. Got a feeling this one is going to move fast..
Woah, we’re going to Ibiza..
Before we go though, we need to make a tit out of our baby’s dad by making out as though he can’t manage for three days on his own and labelling literally everything. But, what’s this? Has Miss KH Makeup dropped a bollock and revealed an extreme similarity between the writing on the labels and the writing on the card she was ‘sent’ by a ‘troll’ for her birthday?? Has she outed herself as the phantom card sender? Does she really think her brushes are ‘plastic tat’? Did she in fact call her own minge sweaty??
Speaking of sweaty minge, the bridal party were treated to their very own ‘airport clothes’ in the form of blazers and fedoras so they could all feel what it would be like to be as stylish as she. Definite sweaty minges for all when they stepped off the plane in the Balearics wearing those get ups. Sadly, a few of the hens lost their fedoras before they could actually get on the plane. It’s ok though, there’ll be some very well dressed pigeons around the bins that they ‘fell’ in..
There appears to be two versions of Kate out in Ibiza depending on whose pictures you look at. It must be two people because our Miss KH Makeup does NOT filter her pictures anymore. One is a perfect petite size 6 with a little finger shaped like a prawn and 17 toes on her right foot, the other seems to have absorbed the first one and stolen her clothes..
Matching bleeping clothes
In true KHM style, her bestest cousin, who’s like her sister and is in her bubble and who she is never away from apart from all the times she is away from her, had her thunder well and truly stolen by the girl who will never be a bride. As if it wasn’t bad enough that she was made to wear a pyjama top similar to that sported by Grandpa Joe, and a hat that Huggy Bear would refuse to put on, she’s so far spent the weekend being referred to as the second most important member of the bridal party - Maid of Honour and the Bride. Hollie, if you’re reading here, change the date and don’t tell her. There’s a large chance she’s going to turn up in white and steal your ring..
During their weekend of freedom, Delo and Olive went to Blue Planet where Delo finally got the chance of living his dream of being Bruce the Shark for real. Olive looked bewildered, as is usual when either of her parents take her out of the car seat to look at something that’s not a free feed at Opera Grill or Exchange Flags, but her eyes soon adjusted to the bright colours and she saw the world as her diddy dad sees it when he’s trying to swan dive and swim his way to freedom.
Her friend and man with a ballsack for a face Wayne Lineker has sorted them the ‘best bed’ at Ocean Beach. The best bed looks exactly like every other bed in the complex and nothing like the actual best beds in the VIP area but hey, she says it’s the best bed, so it must be the best bed because when has she ever lied about being better than everyone else?? At least they’re not being made to match today. I’m not sure how they’d all respond to having to wear a swimming costume with beads hanging over their dolphin-smooth minis like the entrance to Gypsy Rose Lee’s in Blackpool.
As always, Read the Wiki..
Aw I had ablation 4 years ago stopped the bleeding but not the pain I’m having a full radical hysterectomy next year with mr rowlands
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I had Mr Doyle for my laparoscopy, I know a few who had Rowlands and said he was fantastic. Didn’t rate Doyle. I fact I don’t rate a lot of the surgeons at arrowe park in various disciplines. One in gastro who shall remain nameless is an arrogant twitAw I had ablation 4 years ago stopped the bleeding but not the pain I’m having a full radical hysterectomy next year with mr rowlands
Same
She’s tagged that PT, probably like she tagged Courtney Black. Only followed when it was free.
I was under sharmer at ormskirk he was great has left and I found rowlands through a group on Facebook but gutted now he’s only doing private I also have a private consultant I go to at renacers so might as well stay with him. Sorry to keep derailing Hayes is still a bleep
Living for the content this weekend 
Why does her arse and legs look like my nans
grim for her age. Child or no child her body doesn’t represent someone who apparently keeps fit anf healthy like she saysRight I’ve been to Ibiza but not as a young single person and I’m old now (well 40) and I went to the nice part with my toddlers years ago, but I’ve just looked at Wayne cloudhead’s stories and Ocean Beach is the kinda place where Dean Gaffney goes??? He is there today? Sorry but what???? That is not the kind of place I would be bragging about going to!
Her head looks like it’s been photoshopped onto that bodyWho ever mates are out here and at ocean pretty please can we see the real unedited video of this
Take a bleeping bow
xx
Waaahhhh someone I know is at O beach today, I’ll report back any info
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