Exactly. I've set the garden up this morning, took out the pool and got some ice lollies.Kate, get your kid a shaded paddling pool, tidy your fucking garden and spend the day out there with your baby. Exactly what enjoyment is that little girl getting in a bike trailer where she can’t see fuck all and she’s getting thrown about everywhere for a couple of hours? When you have kids, you’re meant to fit in around them, not them fit in around you. Put a bit of effort in with her and entertain her yourself.
Kids love that. First lockdown last year when it was hot my kids spent 87% of their time in the paddling pool. Ice lollies and a paddling pool and they're in heaven!Exactly. I've set the garden up this morning, took out the pool and got some ice lollies.
She feels that she has to be out 24/7 which is all for the gram.
Jetwash the garden, clean the piss and shit up and buy a 5 quid pool from HB the scruff
You can get soy milk etc. My little boy has had one every now and then. Just a little cup of steamed warm milk.Giving olive a baby chino as well aren’t they just pure milk??? My bespoke allergic to cows milk so I’m not entirely sure but aren’t you not meant to give babies full fat cows milk until they’re one? Unless it’s in cooking ?oh but our Katie has the health visitor and nutritional experts on speed dial so must’ve belled them up for bespoke advice.
oh god! How old is the baby? Babies can’t have cows milk as a drink until they’re over one. What. A. Tit.Giving olive a baby chino as well aren’t they just pure milk??? My bespoke allergic to cows milk so I’m not entirely sure but aren’t you not meant to give babies full fat cows milk until they’re one? Unless it’s in cooking ?oh but our Katie has the health visitor and nutritional experts on speed dial so must’ve belled them up for bespoke advice.
Sorry we thought it was #gifted - can’t believe you want to charge us actual money for something you absolute TROLL - back to the Opera Grill we go!Thank you to all of those who brought food, drinks and entertainment to the BBQ. One thing though? I checked my bank account this morning, I didn’t see you sending me any money for the privilege of sitting in my garden... so if you could cough up it would be super appreciated and yey! I’ve got your leftovers to eat and drink all week!!!
*newbies, so you don’t think I’m mental, Kate apparently charged her family for Christmas dinner one year...
Dead!!!Sorry we thought it was #gifted - can’t believe you want to charge us actual money for something you absolute TROLL - back to the Opera Grill we go!
Do you take payment in baby bowls and old lady shoes? You should really be happy with the exposure we’ve given youThank you to all of those who brought food, drinks and entertainment to the BBQ. One thing though? I checked my bank account this morning, I didn’t see you sending me any money for the privilege of sitting in my garden... so if you could cough up it would be super appreciated and yey! I’ve got your leftovers to eat and drink all week!!!
*newbies, so you don’t think I’m mental, Kate apparently charged her family for Christmas dinner one year...
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