Katie Hayes #70 Don’t share pics of my proppet unless of course I’m going to profit

[MrsSavage]

I think it looks like a static caravan. I like the cushions though

 

[platesofmeat]

Deffo watching the footy isn’t he hahaha

This is FLABBERGASTING

she has a favourite weaner?!?!?

What in the truffing fuck is that?

Someone who weans their child?

It’s genuinely not hard. Even first time. It doesn’t require a book, or a process or a fucking Instagram account. Give it a year or two and they’ll all be eating chips, pizza and biscuits anyway.

My weaning process

1.Just give them food.

2. Quite regularly.

3. If in doubt give more food

4. Don’t feel the need to take pictures

5. Child will grow

6. Nobody will care except your family

7. Congrats you’re a weaner

 

[Little Bear]

Ive too many pages to catch up on but I’m sure gymbird is gonna get a delete, block and tattle troll DM

 

[Scouseymoo]

fuck off. I seen I had 6 pages to catch up on was like 'what's she done'

It's a lovely sofa but looks obscene where she has put it. No wonder it took all day to build it, the workies probably had to kneel outside the door and just put their arms in the room like they were doing a Bush tucker trial.

From what I can see, if you walk in the door, you're gonna be toe to toe with whoever is sitting on the long pointless bit of the couch. My heads fell clean off. It doesn't work for watching telly or socialising. And the random white chair, obvs another freebie. Just pure greed that. Another fuck up from the truffalator

 

[gigi_93]

“What’s Olive’s favourite toy”

“she likes dancing”

omg buy her some toys you cheap meff. Noisy colourful ones because that’s what babies like

 

[Yel]

Has he paneled over the router and stoped her from doing the revel herself?

 

[Feska]

Where’s she going to crawl truff - the walls!?!

It’s ok she will be taking Olive to a climbing wall soon along with all her other classes. She can abseil down from the leccy box after she’s read the meter for her ‘mom’

 

[NormalPerson]

IF SHE HAS HAD A PCR TEST, HER HOUSEHOLD SHOULD BE ISOLATING TILL SHE HAS HER RESULTS!!!!

 

[Fluffyducks]

Honestly she’s such a liar I can’t cope. She made out when she had Olive that everything was amazing, it all came so naturally to her and that she recovered so quickly she even bounced up and down at fucking rave in a white dress about 5 days after Olive was born Now she’s saying she got a raging wound infection- surprise, surprise and they had 111 on speed dial. She’s the biggest hypocrite going, I clearly remember at the time her ranting about how everyone heals differently and that she was in no pain so that’s why she was out and about. Stinky little toad.

 

[Abongo]

Omg stop it


I’m in tears

Hahahahahahahaha. I’ve just been in the gym listening to rockadile cock by sir John as it happens.
My fave is “I guess that’s why they blues it the call” followed by “man rocket”

 

[Vestisntbest]

The garage reminds me willy wonka when the room keeps getting narrower .., I’d feel “claustrophobic Darren” in there

 

[alex650]

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I AM BRAND

I feel like I’m watching a GSCE project take place

 

[Hereforthegossss]

My Song (Truffs Song) by John Elton

So excuse me for getting
All these freebies I do
You see I've forgotten who sent them, #ad #gifted or they're blue
Anyway the thing is, I am just really mean
Matt's are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

And you can tell everybody
This is Truff's song
I A M quite simple, but I'm KHM Hun
I hope you don't Mind(PT)
I hope you don't Mind(PT)
That I put down in the words
How awful my life is with my Trollzzz in the worldddd

 

[I dont have a clue]

I still can’t get my head around why you’d get rid of a nice big living room that poppet could roll/crawl all over and squeeze into a room the size of a school corridor???

then buy a couch which faces the wall with the same amount of leg room as a Ryan air flight!!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Launch Day you say?

 

[Hereforthegossss]

It does actually look like a static caravan. Aw I’m screaming

Truff & Delo in the Caravan watching the wall whilst Oluv runs riot with the pampas grass

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Is this the layout for the “snug” or am I losing it?

 

[Daisybee]

I AM BRAND

 

[Boobies]

This has got to be in the top 3 of the stupidest things she has ever done. If I hadn't seen the pictures with my own eyes, I'd swear you trollz were lying.
Bet she only got that one because they said free so she picked one of the most expensive ones she could find to 'get her moneys worth'

 

[Marshallmum1982]

So excited for 5.30pm guyyyyzzz! I'm just putting the finishing touches to my balloon arch, the prosecco bar has turned up out the front of my house and the sax player is ready!!! All I need now is Naomis Dad to clock off his shift and we're ready to REVEL!!!!!!