Oh thats made me howl, see my comment from 17th Feb. Literally providing content for her. She's deffo trolling us now haha no shame whatsoever.
I don’t even know what the end result wasCheap vs expensive - she managed to make them both look shit. What’s the point if it’s so rushedand she’s not gonna talk her audience through it hahaa they gained fuck all from that!
I got whiplash from trying to read what products she was using. Literally blink and you miss it. Shambles.I don’t even know what the end result was
Petition to not allow anything that has food from other cultures involved in it be referred to as pasta. Why do people cream over fucking fajita or Big Mac pasta - I love a carb heavy meal but some of these concoctions are so grim and they look even worseIs that a tint brush hairdressers use?!!! Wtf.she is mind boggling
Sallie axl creams herself over a pasta dish, it's so fucking basic my 4 year old could rustle it up,Petition to not allow anything that has food from other cultures involved in it be referred to as pasta. Why do people cream over fucking fajita or Big Mac pasta - I love a carb heavy meal but some of these concoctions are so grim and they look even worse
She looks like the bouncer on the door from my local wetherspoons
Especially since she supposedly had that in her pocket the Other dayDoes she think the rose lemonade is Rosé wine? Wishing for Friday so she can crack it open? It’s (gross) pop, love.
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Fucking fri-yayDoes she think the rose lemonade is Rosé wine? Wishing for Friday so she can crack it open? It’s (gross) pop, love.
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Just so he can have half an hour in bed by himselfTruff must be really kicking it today , proper Pongy. Delo telling her to have a bath
Her face in this why has she stuck a 50 pence in each eye howlingMez is fucking sick of her shit isn’t she.
I bet she had to pay for that coffee, Truff won’t put her smelly massive hand in her crumb laced pockets
Mez makes me fuckin howl the way she scowls at truff. I bet shes the type to say she looks fat in an outfitMez is fucking sick of her shit isn’t she.
I bet she had to pay for that coffee, Truff won’t put her smelly massive hand in her crumb laced pockets
Isn’t it mad that her face was chisled in January and now it’s shaped like a burst eggHer face in this why has she stuck a 50 pence in each eye howling
She doesn’t even look pregnant here just fat
“Das Boot! I don’t care if it’s the Last of the Mohiecans - it’s not going in my club” for any old Phoenix Nights fans among us
I am Gobsmacked at just how much makeup she puts on her face. Is that normal? Or am I behind the times? She must look so strange in real life with that much slap on her face.I don’t even know what the end result was
Bing Crosby and David Bowie the little drummer boyWhat song would come out of her ass when she farts?
Bing Crosby and David Bowie the little drummer boy
pa-rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum
or
Patrick Swayze - she’s like the wind
Bongo
She’s got bad wind. Through her cheeks.
She farts at night, next to me.
She leads me to moonlight only to burn me with her bum. she’s opened her arse, and she doesn’t know what she’s doneeeeeeeeeeeee.
I feel the wiff in my face, her bum is close to me, can’t believe it’s her arse, and I can’t breatheeeeeee.
Just a fool to believe she can have whatever she wants to eat. She’s got bad wind.
Watch this spaceBongocan you sing this please in Big Brother / Love Island voice-over style
She’s got bad wind. Through her cheeks.
She farts at night, next to me.
She leads me to moonlight only to burn me with her bum. she’s opened her arse, and she doesn’t know what she’s doneeeeeeeeeeeee.
I feel the wiff in my face, her bum is close to me, can’t believe it’s her arse, and I can’t breatheeeeeee.
Just a fool to believe she can have whatever she wants to eat. She’s got bad wind.
I was hoping someone would do one of the songs and change the words
I’ll give it a go
shes got smelly farts, they come from her bum,
a rum pum pum pum
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