Katie Hayes #27 Purple Aki got I Am Midwife the sacki

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What a hypocrite - says she misses the baby even though sheā€™s in the room but fucks off out on the lash. Honestly canā€™t keep up with her.

You sure sheā€™s not a man. Keeps telling us what we want to hear. Bore off fruit loop.
 
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@admin @Yel can this comment be moved to the first page please I didnā€™t get a chance to post it and I donā€™t want the thread being closed down! Thanks xx

Sorry if Iā€™ve missed anything let me know and Iā€™ll ETA
Recap of last thread..

OHD continues to be dragged all over the place by THM and Daddy Delo. Shops, restaurants, Oh Snarlin, you name it. After some tan and momma glam, Olive also had the dubious pleasure of her first tacky garden rave when Kate took her to a 30th birthday party, dresses in white and bouncing around the gazebo to a saxophonist. People drinking smoking and gurning all over the place (treated to the minute details of the party from a million insta stories from the bday girl Naomi) and Oliveā€™s car seat was balanced on two chairs whilst the parents were drinking - as long as Kateā€™s the centre of attention though. Naomiā€™s bonkers dancing dad is the new star of the thread šŸ‘Æā€ā™€ļøCommentary on here of course lead to THMā€™s first red letter rant since giving birth, Maria Fowler stick in her irrelevant 2pence, and loads of reposts of stories criticising trolls and screen records of her inbox šŸ˜“her apparent midwife piped up with a sarcastic message following the party - THM then outed her and they all tit themselves when someone on here suggested she could be reported to the NMC šŸ¤”


Background for any new members..

1. Editing photos so much that she is unrecognisable in real life

2. Using someone elseā€™s scan photos (in early threads thought to be her cousin Hollies)

3. Flaunting all of lockdown rules and asking ridiculous questions about others in lockdown. Putting herself, baby and others at risk by stomping round unnecessarily to McDā€™s, B&Q, Builders Yards, Liverpool 1 when she should be SHEILDING

4. The service she provides is a shambles, she is so rude and multiple people have said they have heard her slag other people off in the work environment. Totally unprofessional.

5. Portraying a perfect family life when daddy diy allegedly plays away a lot.

6. Offering advice on topics she is not qualified or even remotely in a position to. Such as baby vaccinations, mental health, miscarriages etc etc.

1. Promoting drinking in pregnancy... Confiding in her insta viewers after discussing having a Red Wine (or was it Prosecco??) with the words ā€œI was thinking, is the baby drinking this?ā€
8. Having her hair done before lockdown restrictions lifted and before hairdressers opened (thought to have been to her cousin Hollies hair salon during lockdown)

9. Having a pregnancy photoshoot in which she had her hair and makeup done, again prior to lockdown restrictions being lifted.

10. Deletes comments from anyone that disagrees with her. They are TROLLS.

11. Held a babyshower at the weekend, said she only had 30 guests but we have seen evidence she may have had more.

12. Had makeup done again (twice in a week) against gov guidelines.

13. Had over 20 Vendors set up the dreamy baby shower, none of whom seemed to be wearing ppe.

14. SHOCKING Dior make up ā€œlearn your own faceā€ IGTV with terrible editing filter on it

15. Posted a photo on her insta of nursery with a dummy clip in a drawer with the name OLIVE on it (which was screenshotted and shared on here) before swiftly deleting it and uploading a scribbled out version

16. Stole 4K from the tills of Savers In Heswall whilst working there in her younger years, her Uncle (Hollies Dad) had to pay it for her to avoid legal proceedings

17. We have atleast 6 different accounts now confirming she has/had BOG Breath whilst painting their faces

18. Matt has dabbled in coke and escort partys whilst with Kate

19. Charging her staff who work in the salon rent throughout lockdown

20. Begging on Insta business accounts for free stuff, constantly.

21. Not paying her poor Mum during lockdown and she had to resort to doing odd cleaning jobs here and there to get by

22. Been known to advertise her friends hair extension brand ā€œHairchoiceā€ but openly tells people they are tit and wears other brands

23. Posts about ā€œtrollsā€ purely to gain followers, will wear big comedy glasses and hoody for her ā€œpoor meā€ IGTVā€™s

24. Had her Living Room ripped out, replaced with a walk in wardrobe full of ā€œbespoke furnishingsā€ from Delamere Group

25. A company that Kate was receiving gifted items from the ā€œMum and Meā€ app received an Instagram complaint from a girl called Aimee and the Mum and Me app owner sent Kate her details over, which lead to Kate stomping up to Aimees house with DJ Indesit and confronting Aimees Mother. This then Lead to Aimee putting an apology on her Insta Stories.

26. Posted a ā€œbody confidentā€ Instagram grid post of herself as a child and a highly edited photo shoot shot, completely missing whatever point she was trying to make

27. Will block your account if you comment on her Instagram posts with anything other than ICONIC

28. Was gifted a Ā£1200 ELECTRIC (wtf) Cybex pram which she said she had only just opened the day she posted the IGTV, even though she said earlier that week that Her and Matt had built the pram and forgot to take photos because they were lost in the moment

29. Claims to have donated LOADS of stuff to her midwife and has recently posted on her grid a giveaway of all her unwanted gifted stuff ā€œtag mums who need helpā€ How patronising!?

30. Filmed herself moaning about Trolls once again, but in a moving vehicle with NO SEATBELT ON.

31. Posts screenshots of messages she has to sent to herself telling her she is ā€œPhenominalā€ and also one claiming to be ā€œHealth Visitorā€

32.Word has it Olive has finally exited the bespoke dreamy womb, big announcement in Ok still pending.

33. Twit and Twa# have finally met there match with Deena over painting the wall white, Boss babe is in hiding in Arrow Park maternity ward and pepperami head has fled to Ibiza

34. Claims the reason she left Peaches & Cream Liverpool to work on her own was down to ā€œbullyingā€

35. Has the most dreamy content baby ever born

36. Has motherhood down to a tee, so much so, she's already giving her AMAAAAZING advice out

37. Shows her tyre tit juice daily. Vom šŸ¤®

38. Promoting hair growth vitamins and saying she's lost no hair, when she has extensions and the babies 7 days old.

39. Flaunting more gifted tat she doesn't and shouldn't receive

40. Giving tit advice and making new/young mums feel bad because of the nonsense she spouts

41. Taking OHD to a Garden Rave at 9 days old

Nicknames used..

THM - Truffle Hog Momma

DJ INDESIT - Mattā€™s nickname after djing on the washing machine

Daddy DIY - Kates nickname for Matt used regularly

Pepperami - Cheryl Taylor (business owner of Oh Snarlin)

Oh Snarlin - Oh Darlin business owned by THM & Pepperami

MMMMKAY - a word that is used after most sentences in a patronising tone

Trolive - Olive

Hollie - Kates cousin

THMā€™s ex - Philly Long Fingers

SW - Secret Warehouse - NOT SLIMMING WORLD
 
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Lol @ Aki, Iā€™m from the north west coast - live down south for the last 13 years. But Aki was even a legend where Iā€™m from (40 mins from Liverpool)
 
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@admin @Yel can this comment be moved to the first page please I didnā€™t get a chance to post it and I donā€™t want the thread being closed down! Thanks xx

Sorry if Iā€™ve missed anything let me know and Iā€™ll ETA
Recap of last thread..

OHD continues to be dragged all over the place by THM and Daddy Delo. Shops, restaurants, Oh Snarlin, you name it. After some tan and momma glam, Olive also had the dubious pleasure of her first tacky garden rave when Kate took her to a 30th birthday party, dresses in white and bouncing around the gazebo to a saxophonist. People drinking smoking and gurning all over the place (treated to the minute details of the party from a million insta stories from the bday girl Naomi) and Oliveā€™s car seat was balanced on two chairs whilst the parents were drinking - as long as Kateā€™s the centre of attention though. Naomiā€™s bonkers dancing dad is the new star of the thread šŸ‘Æā€ā™€ļøCommentary on here of course lead to THMā€™s first red letter rant since giving birth, Maria Fowler stick in her irrelevant 2pence, and loads of reposts of stories criticising trolls and screen records of her inbox šŸ˜“her apparent midwife piped up with a sarcastic message following the party - THM then outed her and they all tit themselves when someone on here suggested she could be reported to the NMC šŸ¤”


Background for any new members..

1. Editing photos so much that she is unrecognisable in real life

2. Using someone elseā€™s scan photos (in early threads thought to be her cousin Hollies)

3. Flaunting all of lockdown rules and asking ridiculous questions about others in lockdown. Putting herself, baby and others at risk by stomping round unnecessarily to McDā€™s, B&Q, Builders Yards, Liverpool 1 when she should be SHEILDING

4. The service she provides is a shambles, she is so rude and multiple people have said they have heard her slag other people off in the work environment. Totally unprofessional.

5. Portraying a perfect family life when daddy diy allegedly plays away a lot.

6. Offering advice on topics she is not qualified or even remotely in a position to. Such as baby vaccinations, mental health, miscarriages etc etc.

1. Promoting drinking in pregnancy... Confiding in her insta viewers after discussing having a Red Wine (or was it Prosecco??) with the words ā€œI was thinking, is the baby drinking this?ā€
8. Having her hair done before lockdown restrictions lifted and before hairdressers opened (thought to have been to her cousin Hollies hair salon during lockdown)

9. Having a pregnancy photoshoot in which she had her hair and makeup done, again prior to lockdown restrictions being lifted.

10. Deletes comments from anyone that disagrees with her. They are TROLLS.

11. Held a babyshower at the weekend, said she only had 30 guests but we have seen evidence she may have had more.

12. Had makeup done again (twice in a week) against gov guidelines.

13. Had over 20 Vendors set up the dreamy baby shower, none of whom seemed to be wearing ppe.

14. SHOCKING Dior make up ā€œlearn your own faceā€ IGTV with terrible editing filter on it

15. Posted a photo on her insta of nursery with a dummy clip in a drawer with the name OLIVE on it (which was screenshotted and shared on here) before swiftly deleting it and uploading a scribbled out version

16. Stole 4K from the tills of Savers In Heswall whilst working there in her younger years, her Uncle (Hollies Dad) had to pay it for her to avoid legal proceedings

17. We have atleast 6 different accounts now confirming she has/had BOG Breath whilst painting their faces

18. Matt has dabbled in coke and escort partys whilst with Kate

19. Charging her staff who work in the salon rent throughout lockdown

20. Begging on Insta business accounts for free stuff, constantly.

21. Not paying her poor Mum during lockdown and she had to resort to doing odd cleaning jobs here and there to get by

22. Been known to advertise her friends hair extension brand ā€œHairchoiceā€ but openly tells people they are tit and wears other brands

23. Posts about ā€œtrollsā€ purely to gain followers, will wear big comedy glasses and hoody for her ā€œpoor meā€ IGTVā€™s

24. Had her Living Room ripped out, replaced with a walk in wardrobe full of ā€œbespoke furnishingsā€ from Delamere Group

25. A company that Kate was receiving gifted items from the ā€œMum and Meā€ app received an Instagram complaint from a girl called Aimee and the Mum and Me app owner sent Kate her details over, which lead to Kate stomping up to Aimees house with DJ Indesit and confronting Aimees Mother. This then Lead to Aimee putting an apology on her Insta Stories.

26. Posted a ā€œbody confidentā€ Instagram grid post of herself as a child and a highly edited photo shoot shot, completely missing whatever point she was trying to make

27. Will block your account if you comment on her Instagram posts with anything other than ICONIC

28. Was gifted a Ā£1200 ELECTRIC (wtf) Cybex pram which she said she had only just opened the day she posted the IGTV, even though she said earlier that week that Her and Matt had built the pram and forgot to take photos because they were lost in the moment

29. Claims to have donated LOADS of stuff to her midwife and has recently posted on her grid a giveaway of all her unwanted gifted stuff ā€œtag mums who need helpā€ How patronising!?

30. Filmed herself moaning about Trolls once again, but in a moving vehicle with NO SEATBELT ON.

31. Posts screenshots of messages she has to sent to herself telling her she is ā€œPhenominalā€ and also one claiming to be ā€œHealth Visitorā€

32.Word has it Olive has finally exited the bespoke dreamy womb, big announcement in Ok still pending.

33. Twit and Twa# have finally met there match with Deena over painting the wall white, Boss babe is in hiding in Arrow Park maternity ward and pepperami head has fled to Ibiza

34. Claims the reason she left Peaches & Cream Liverpool to work on her own was down to ā€œbullyingā€

35. Has the most dreamy content baby ever born

36. Has motherhood down to a tee, so much so, she's already giving her AMAAAAZING advice out

37. Shows her tyre tit juice daily. Vom šŸ¤®

38. Promoting hair growth vitamins and saying she's lost no hair, when she has extensions and the babies 7 days old.

39. Flaunting more gifted tat she doesn't and shouldn't receive

40. Giving tit advice and making new/young mums feel bad because of the nonsense she spouts

41. Taking OHD to a Garden Rave at 9 days old

Nicknames used..

THM - Truffle Hog Momma

DJ INDESIT - Mattā€™s nickname after djing on the washing machine

Daddy DIY - Kates nickname for Matt used regularly

Pepperami - Cheryl Taylor (business owner of Oh Snarlin)

Oh Snarlin - Oh Darlin business owned by THM & Pepperami

MMMMKAY - a word that is used after most sentences in a patronising tone

Trolive - Olive

Hollie - Kates cousin

THMā€™s ex - Philly Long Fingers

SW - Secret Warehouse - NOT SLIMMING WORLD
please donā€™t forget the DREAMY AND BESPOKE pink blazer photo šŸ˜‚šŸ„“
 
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Has tattle taken away the trending threads option? I used to always click on that and now I canā€™t find it
 
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Does she think the baby is watching the stars on the ceiling off that projector thing. Is she not aware that Olive can only see about 10ā€ in front of her aka seeing her maā€™s schnozz and not a lot else???
 
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MAX: FUCKIN SICK OV THESE TWO ME. LIFE WAS FUCKIN FAB UNTIL THIS SMELLY duck TURNED UP. WHERES ME OLD MA GONE LIKE? FUCKIN HATE THIS 3 BED SEMI

THM: MAX MMKAY, FUCKIN SMILE WITH YA NEW MOMMA AND TINY DADDY

MAX: duck SAKE I WAS GONNA LEG IT OUT THE WAY INTO THE LIVINGROOM BUH ILL END UP IN FUCKIN NARNIA IF I STEP FOOT IN THAT WARDROBE ROOM. WHERES ME FIRST MAAAAA FEEL LIKE PISSIN ALL OVER THE NEW CARPETS

*Naomiā€™s Dad is watching through the green house extension windows with a tear in his eye, he tip toes off out of sight seeing Delo come the door to let Max out for a tit*

NAOMIā€™s DAD: PSSTT.. MAX!! OVER ERE
*silently jiving to himself behind a purple wheelybin*

MAX: *looking over his shoulder as heā€™s cocking his leg up on a Asda bag full of rubble and weeds* WHERE ARE YE???

NAOMIā€™s DAD: AM IN THE ENTREEEEE

MAX: WHERE??

NAOMIā€™s DAD: AM IN THE ENTREEEE LAD

*Max rolls his eyes, walks through his own tit on purpose and bee lines for the only sofa in the house, the green one in the kitchen*
 

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MAX: FUCKIN SICK OV THESE TWO ME. LIFE WAS FUCKIN FAB UNTIL THIS SMELLY duck TURNED UP. WHERES ME OLD MA GONE LIKE? FUCKIN HATE THIS 3 BED SEMI

THM: MAX MMKAY, FUCKIN SMILE WITH YA NEW MOMMA AND TINY DADDY

MAX: duck SAKE I WAS GONNA LEG IT OUT THE WAY INTO THE LIVINGROOM BUH ILL END UP IN FUCKIN NARNIA IF I STEP FOOT IN THAT WARDROBE ROOM. WHERES ME FIRST MAAAAA FEEL LIKE PISSIN ALL OVER THE NEW CARPETS

*Naomiā€™s Dad is watching through the green house extension windows with a tear in his eye, he tip toes off out of sight seeing Delo come the door to let Max out for a tit*

NAOMIā€™s DAD: PSSTT.. MAX!! OVER ERE
*silently jiving to himself behind a purple wheelybin*

MAX: *looking over his shoulder as heā€™s cocking his leg up on a Asda bag full of rubble and weeds* WHERE ARE YE???

NAOMIā€™s DAD: AM IN THE ENTREEEEE

MAX: WHERE??

NAOMIā€™s DAD: AM IN THE ENTREEEE LAD

*Max rolls his eyes, walks through his own tit on purpose and bee lines for the only sofa in the house, the green one in the kitchen*
šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ silently jiving.....the asda bag.... im going to have to buy Tena Ladies....then the dog photo āš°
 
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Guuyyyzzzz, I've had like 1000 DMS and I havnt got time to reply to my family but I've got time to post a million stories šŸ™„

Girls a bleeping weapon and she needs to stop drinking so bloody much, it's just plain irresponsible when you have a newborn.
 
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