Sorry for the delay with the new thread trolls, I've been berry busy today. I would like to congratulate @Buttercup25 for her berry funny thread suggestion. We love you berry much troll, well done
Well...we've had some berry exciting news this week. Not exactly unexpected because we've got a berry clever troll @Jodevo providing all the berry hot tea and telling us all the goss before it's been announced. We thank you for your service @Jodevo
The new Smelamere sister has arrived safely via planned C section ( not labour Truff
) The only labouring she did was stomping down the hospital corridors heading to the operating room dressed like bananas in pyjamas
Berry June Dottie Delamere (yes I'm being serious) arrived Monday 18th March weighing anything between 6lb and 9lb. There seems to be some discrepancies with her birth weight with Kate announcing her as a tiny six pounder when in actual fact, she's a berry bonny baby!
Fresh from the womb, baby Berry White was immediately donned in a scratchy woolly jumper proclaiming her to be little sis and an exhausted Olive was rolled out in an identical scratchy jumper announcing her to be big sis ready for an insta photo shoot. Wholesome 🫐
Our lovely @Fizz22 penned a special announcement a la Truff which absolutely says it all
Kate alluded to leaving hospital 24 hours after her labour (planned C section) and seemed a bit sour. Maybe this is why?
Anyway it was straight home and straight to work from her office on the kitchen worktop for our little BURberry modelling with all the gifted shite because why have a baby if not to monetise it? Earn your keep hunnay!
Anyways, as is usual in the land of truffle tits, rather than settle at home with the new baby and eye bag Trollive, Kate had people in and out from the second she parked her arse on the one seater sofa in the living room (conservatory) In between guests and ads and the odd occasions she would put down her phone, Kate would milk her udders and share her tit juice to 180k followers on her make up account because why not? It's not like she has a personal account for friends and family is it?
Following a very busy few days of exploiting Snozberry and her insomniac sister plus pretending to breastfeed, our Kate and Matt, parents extraordinaire decided to get on the ale with friends 5 days post labour (planned C section)
So this 9 months of hell she's gone through and labour (planned c section) has hit a nerve with some trolls and its no wonder.
Might just be me but I've personally never heard of any woman struggling with infertility and finally getting their precious baby, refer to a bog standard pregnancy as "9 months of hell".... then again I've also never met a woman struggling with infertility, 5 days after going into labour (planned C section) with her rainbow baby get on the ale
So yes it's been a berry busy week for us trolls. Not only with the birth of the newest cash cow but also with the news that @Tomi2015 's neighbour being caught out shagging the window cleaner and her mother in law announcing to the whole close that she is a jezebel
added to that we've had a few cracking thread suggestions which need to be immortalised here and a beautiful piece of literature penned by our very talented @Ratgrrl
Well...we've had some berry exciting news this week. Not exactly unexpected because we've got a berry clever troll @Jodevo providing all the berry hot tea and telling us all the goss before it's been announced. We thank you for your service @Jodevo
The new Smelamere sister has arrived safely via planned C section ( not labour Truff
) The only labouring she did was stomping down the hospital corridors heading to the operating room dressed like bananas in pyjamasBerry June Dottie Delamere (yes I'm being serious) arrived Monday 18th March weighing anything between 6lb and 9lb. There seems to be some discrepancies with her birth weight with Kate announcing her as a tiny six pounder when in actual fact, she's a berry bonny baby!
Fresh from the womb, baby Berry White was immediately donned in a scratchy woolly jumper proclaiming her to be little sis and an exhausted Olive was rolled out in an identical scratchy jumper announcing her to be big sis ready for an insta photo shoot. Wholesome 🫐
Our lovely @Fizz22 penned a special announcement a la Truff which absolutely says it all
Kate alluded to leaving hospital 24 hours after her labour (planned C section) and seemed a bit sour. Maybe this is why?
Anyway it was straight home and straight to work from her office on the kitchen worktop for our little BURberry modelling with all the gifted shite because why have a baby if not to monetise it? Earn your keep hunnay!
Anyways, as is usual in the land of truffle tits, rather than settle at home with the new baby and eye bag Trollive, Kate had people in and out from the second she parked her arse on the one seater sofa in the living room (conservatory) In between guests and ads and the odd occasions she would put down her phone, Kate would milk her udders and share her tit juice to 180k followers on her make up account because why not? It's not like she has a personal account for friends and family is it?
Following a very busy few days of exploiting Snozberry and her insomniac sister plus pretending to breastfeed, our Kate and Matt, parents extraordinaire decided to get on the ale with friends 5 days post labour (planned C section)
So this 9 months of hell she's gone through and labour (planned c section) has hit a nerve with some trolls and its no wonder.
Might just be me but I've personally never heard of any woman struggling with infertility and finally getting their precious baby, refer to a bog standard pregnancy as "9 months of hell".... then again I've also never met a woman struggling with infertility, 5 days after going into labour (planned C section) with her rainbow baby get on the ale
So yes it's been a berry busy week for us trolls. Not only with the birth of the newest cash cow but also with the news that @Tomi2015 's neighbour being caught out shagging the window cleaner and her mother in law announcing to the whole close that she is a jezebel
added to that we've had a few cracking thread suggestions which need to be immortalised here and a beautiful piece of literature penned by our very talented @Ratgrrl
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what a recap 
i was concerned getting my body back to health after having major abdominal surgery 
not thinking what wine i was getting from the offy 5 days post op 
a pisshead 
I just want to thank Kate and her 
