Katie Hayes #203 The hunchback of doona pram

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Daisybee

“Im not bothered about the followers and likes”

well thats a lie because shes flat out posting on the grid these days because she’s gained a few extra likes, only 54 new followers though….pathetic 🥱
 
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loveanatter

Let’s just remember she kept up this pretence last time, garden rave at 9 days, breastfeeding whatever. She then talked about how bad infection she got. She hasn’t learned a thing!
 
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Whatwouldyoudo

Fizz22 said:
She's one of those mums that forces her kid on everyone and they all secretly fucking hate it.
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Exactly this! Shes about to find out how your "friends" don't give a shit when you've got 2+ kids tagging along, her invites will suddenly dry up
 
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Flowers60

Glad to see she’s focused on her new baby, tucked under her arm like a clutch bag
 
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instafullofboffs

Fully here for olive being a main troll asking her ma why she’s still got a gut, imagine she turns into a little sergeant major slapping big undies calorific drinks away
 
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SavvyBee

Whose jawline is that shape naturally? Even with your head on an angle her features are completely wonky and she’s randomly missing a patch of lip so her picture of her with her newborn baby has clearly been edited to give her a slimmer face. How fucking sad. How about - if you don’t like the way you look in a photo - don’t share it?! I look like I’ve been hit by a bus in the two photos I’ve got of me straight after my baby was born. I look terrible so you know what I’ve done? Kept them for myself and my husband to look at, and one day my son. Neither of them will care what I look like in it but oh no, Kate has to filter hers to fuck and distort her face and then lob the very un Kate Moss-like tits out for the instagram likes. Hun what do you think people expect you to look like? Nothing about that photo surprised me. There was no “insta v reality” because I can see exactly what you look like despite your crap filtering and clever angles. You really don’t fool half the people you think you do so please!
Oh and get a fucking sofa and a living room so you don’t have to walk around your freezing kitchen feeding your week old baby.
 

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Not_A_Troll

Sorry but a 3 year old doesn’t need a lecture on women’s bodies after pregnancy.
 
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Fashungoth

Not_A_Troll said:
Sorry but a 3 year old doesn’t need a lecture on women’s bodies after pregnancy.
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Nope, just tell her it takes a while for the tummy to shrink back, that's enough at 3! She ties herself in knots trying to prove she's a good mother but she'd do a million times better if she just kept them both off Insta.
 
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ReginaPhalange4

I must be a shit mother because my now 4 year old thinks baby's are bought from the shop and we've never acknowledged where mummies round belly went! He's never asked. Obviously isn't the mensa child Trolive is!
 
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chattycatty

And. Bottle of wine
 
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Not_A_Troll

And saying her stomach never fully went down after Olive, pretty sure that’s just fat
 
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Fizz22

I've screenshot the rambling comment as she said she "felt amazing". We all know in 2 weeks time it will have been AWFUL
 
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JellyDonut

I’m sorry but who gives a flying fuck how someone else’s baby is fed? As long as it’s getting fed somehow, it really doesn’t matter. I formula fed my first and breast fed my second - nobody gave a shit. Put your fucking (non) Kate Moss tits away and go and have a shower and a proper wash, you stinking meff.
 
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hayezmysteries

Fancy having a c section less than a week ago then getting all glammed up for a roast, dragon out your neewborn and pisisngnoff all the customers with your brat screeching down a mic! Just cuddle up on the sofa with a takeaway and enjoy your children and let your body recover! Gotta get all them pics for the gram though don’t you
 
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