LeonoreGuest
Chatty Member
Birko you are a queen!
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Heneghs
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Kids looks fucking neglected! Poor bairns
Fashungoth
Chatty Member
E, all of the above
WhatasadlifeJane
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She’s a lunatic really isn’t she? And it is a full moon.
Tomi2015
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Rubydoo70
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I fucking hate it when they say drugstore. We are not America,it’s a chemist!I remember overdoing it a Bit in the first couple of weeks. In hindsight I was on such a high of adrenaline / hormones fro
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JellyDonut
VIP Member
Kate come back and post stuff on instagram please, could do with a laugh
aec87
Active member
I agree it’s like she feels she has something to prove behaving like this. She’s gonna make herself unwell if she hasn’t already.---
Genuine question as I only dip in and out. I end up full of hatred and don’t look at her posts but is she dyslexic?
ReginaPhalange4
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Queen ****** 
what a recap
what a recap Sorry for the delay with the new thread trolls, I've been berry busy today. I would like to congratulate @Buttercup25 for her berry funny thread suggestion. We love you berry much troll, well done
Well...we've had some berry exciting news this week. Not exactly unexpected because we've got a berry clever troll @Jodevo providing all the berry hot tea and telling us all the goss before it's been announced. We thank you for your service @Jodevo
The new Smelamere sister has arrived safely via planned C section ( not labour Truff) The only labouring she did was stomping down the hospital corridors heading to the operating room dressed like bananas in pyjamas
Berry June Dottie Delamere (yes I'm being serious) arrived Monday 18th March weighing anything between 6lb and 9lb. There seems to be some discrepancies with her birth weight with Kate announcing her as a tiny six pounder when in actual fact, she's a berry bonny baby!
Fresh from the womb, baby Berry White was immediately donned in a scratchy woolly jumper proclaiming her to be little sis and an exhausted Olive was rolled out in an identical scratchy jumper announcing her to be big sis ready for an insta photo shoot. Wholesome 🫐
Our lovely @Fizz22 penned a special announcement a la Truff which absolutely says it all
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Kate alluded to leaving hospital 24 hours after her labour (planned C section) and seemed a bit sour. Maybe this is why?
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Anyway it was straight home and straight to work from her office on the kitchen worktop for our little BURberry modelling with all the gifted shite because why have a baby if not to monetise it? Earn your keep hunnay!
Anyways, as is usual in the land of truffle tits, rather than settle at home with the new baby and eye bag Trollive, Kate had people in and out from the second she parked her arse on the one seater sofa in the living room (conservatory) In between guests and ads and the odd occasions she would put down her phone, Kate would milk her udders and share her tit juice to 180k followers on her make up account because why not? It's not like she has a personal account for friends and family is it?
Following a very busy few days of exploiting Snozberry and her insomniac sister plus pretending to breastfeed, our Kate and Matt, parents extraordinaire decided to get on the ale with friends 5 days post labour (planned C section)
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So this 9 months of hell she's gone through and labour (planned c section) has hit a nerve with some trolls and its no wonder.
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Might just be me but I've personally never heard of any woman struggling with infertility and finally getting their precious baby, refer to a bog standard pregnancy as "9 months of hell".... then again I've also never met a woman struggling with infertility, 5 days after going into labour (planned C section) with her rainbow baby get on the ale
So yes it's been a berry busy week for us trolls. Not only with the birth of the newest cash cow but also with the news that @Tomi2015 's neighbour being caught out shagging the window cleaner and her mother in law announcing to the whole close that she is a jezebeladded to that we've had a few cracking thread suggestions which need to be immortalised here and a beautiful piece of literature penned by our very talented @Ratgrrl
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livefastdieyoung
Active member
I was about to say this! Sure she’s also got a mark on her face too. Absolute idiot she is - worse mother going!! I bet Mary’s family are sick of her and that’s why they don’t bother, but she’ll just assume they are trolls and haters
#ReadTheWiki
VelvetGoose
Active member
I’ve had this twice and it’s one of the worst pains I’ve ever experienced! So I do sympathise with her there, and peppermint tea works wonders if you ever have it again. XTrapped wind shoulder pain is a thing. I had it after a gynae procedure and it’s aggggony! It’s not actually wind in the shoulder but it’s referred pain.
Kate should be rid soon though with the amount of farting she does.
Quarrantinemadness
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Good hope you kicked him to the kerb, I remember he was awful to you!
Fat-tits
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VelvetGoose
Active member
Agree with the girls here, the olaplex one is good, or fanola but my god the fanola will strip ANY yellow from your hair. I love it, I have silver hair so it works for me. Just wear gloves when you use it and don’t let it drip down your face, and 100% hair mask after because it’s drying. Don’t use it too often or your hair will probably be ruined, I leave it on for ten mins once a month as a really good toner between hair appts. Recommend redken all soft or Philip Kingsley elasticizer masks once a week for keeping your hair healthy when using purple shampoos xx
Noseyscouser82
Chatty Member
Im so sorry
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Shesaidwhat?
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What’s a sil comment? We’re not trolls anymore we’ve been upgraded to people 
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TanyaTurner2
Active member
Only hope (for once) it's had to dip ham-fist in the blag-faux-Chanel and actually pay the £15pp for the "Golden-Geg" to attend the Easter event - just like its mother for sure, proper lil mini-me - "front-row and oh so gobby/pushy"?! Bets on for the "soc-media-arising" - the best and most loved gifted and pimped Easter-experiences a-plenty be incoming for sure - boasting, gloating and show-boating it's freebies, no doubt off-richter for all to see?! #unappreciative #unpalatable #unstoppable
Purple star
Chatty Member
I agree. But shouldn't it have Ad on all the posts?Because there’s no way they’d order all this stuff if they were payingshe was trying to sell gifted curtains two weeks ago and Truff hasn’t had a proper paid job in years, they can’t afford to drop a couple of hundred quid on a week night dinner!!