Has somebody bought the baby a trench coat?? 
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Someone must be expecting the baby to come out aged 3 
My last few days before my little ones were born were spent in bed binge watching boxsets, Queer as folk, lost, sopronos. Drinking hot drinks (never get the chance to finish a cup once they're here,). Not going across the North West shopping(begging) for free stuff and stuffing myself with truffle oil and prosecco. Sorry (alcohol free prosecco)
Sheβs that predictable she is having a baby for the gram.View attachment 199386
So it took exactly 2 weeks for this exact post (minus the Mind PT stuff...although there is still time)
She pisses me off that much that I buy stuff that I do not need or require. Itβs my coping mechanism.
Well thatβs who I blame when the Hermes driver and I are now on first name terms.
Hi Charlie another delivery for you again today.
Really John so soon??
Oh duck Aye that Bell end pushed me over the edge again.
No worries Charlie, see you tomorrow lass.
As if you'd put that on a baby. They need cha changing about 10 times a day. Couldn't be bothered with the hassle, especially seen as though you wouldn't want to be going everywhere putting Trollive at risk. Just a load of baby grows is fineHas somebody bought the baby a trench coat??
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My sister was that worried she was going to tit herself during birth she stopped eating when she thought my nephew was coming ... imagine the size of the turd KHM is having today after eating 27 courses yesterday
Truffle asparagus eh. Iβm waiting for the truffle shuffle βhey you guysssssssssβ
So why is the prawn starter in front of her??
Sunday nights are pretty boring so Iβm going to stay off here to let the pages build up and give me a good read tonight... do your best peeps!
THM curling a brown shark out onto the hozzy bed..."so glad thats over, lets have a look at little Trolive then."
Midwife: "it's just a log love off all the shite you've been shoving down ya gob."
Who even eats that much at 38374 months pregnant? Your stomach is litteraly at the back of your throat its that pushed up. Lived off lollyices in the end. The thought of all that grease knocking me sick now
Midwife: "it's just a log love off all the shite you've been shoving down ya gob."
Who even eats that much at 38374 months pregnant? Your stomach is litteraly at the back of your throat its that pushed up. Lived off lollyices in the end. The thought of all that grease knocking me sick now
7 deadly sins comes to mind.THM curling a brown shark out onto the hozzy bed..."so glad thats over, lets have a look at little Trolive then."
Midwife: "it's just a log love off all the shite you've been shoving down ya gob."
Who even eats that much at 38374 months pregnant? Your stomach is litteraly at the back of your throat its that pushed up. Lived off lollyices in the end. The thought of all that grease knocking me sick now
Just what you want in your house, an Urn!
Ahh yes. The Prada-branded prawns. Stuff we mere mortals could but dream of..
Wouldn't mind but I went to that opera grill once and it was absolutely shite!
She missed out the bit about smoking 39392227 twirls too
For Matt when she's done with him. Haven't been on that site have I Matt? MATT?!
bleeping hell. Thatβd kick my migraines off having that in my house. So does she own that or is this another grabby βI want so send it to meβ post?
Sheβll probably use it to take her super bespoke placenta home in
Right she can duck off and they can duck off. My boyfriend and I spent 2 hours yesterday looking at engagement rings from there so I could have a bit of Wales with me up North. And now Iβm back to the drawing board to look at a company that doesnβt gift morons jewellery and increases the prices for us mere mortals to cover it.Urgh I LOVE Clogau and have some beautiful bits from there and now I don't want to wear them againalso if it's a present and shes tagging them why isnt she putting gifted? Unless it's a present shes paid for herself to herself? Not even 8.30am Sunday and shes pissed me off already
This has proper riled me up, and yes Kate some of us have fellas that actually want to put a ring on it
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