Drowning his sorrows lass.Why is daddy diy sitting in bed with a Corona the bad meff, mustn’t be allowed downstairs on his own
Drowning his sorrows lass.Why is daddy diy sitting in bed with a Corona the bad meff, mustn’t be allowed downstairs on his own
Just re-read that......I AM HEALTH VISITORthere’s nowhere to sit in the gaff that’s the only place
Also ‘I am health visitor’ she says she’s been getting regular visits from midwives and health visitors but who the duck has been turning up if she believes that’s a real one.
Unless maybe, just maybe it’s one of ninjas friends who is playing dress up for Marty Mcfly. A bit of the ooooohhhhh matron role play in her uniform and snazzy crocs.there’s nowhere to sit in the gaff that’s the only place
Also ‘I am health visitor’ she says she’s been getting regular visits from midwives and health visitors but who the duck has been turning up if she believes that’s a real one.
More Metal Micky than a bloody real person.Just re-read that......I AM HEALTH VISITOR
Haha telling ye, I feel his painDrowning his sorrows lass.
She's never addressed it, but we know it was defo her!
She'll never openly admit to reading this. She always says people sent her stuff or told her stuff.
The girls a liar. Xx
Urgh nothing like that first poop after you've gave birth, literally feels as bad as giving birthWhy are there photos of the Baby Momma () shoot either side of the hospital bag video?? I don’t even know where to start with that bag. Why is everything labelled? Why has she got silk pyjamas? Why has she got so many toiletries? And eye masks? And brand new towels? She does know she’s going to be pissing blood for at least a week doesn’t she? And she will not want to be anywhere near a bath or shower for long enough to wash her hair because it stings like duck. It looks like a holiday bag.
I won’t tell you again I DO THE 1,2,3,4’sUnless maybe, just maybe it’s one of ninjas friends who is playing dress up for Marty Mcfly. A bit of the ooooohhhhh matron role play in her uniform and snazzy crocs.
More Metal Micky than a bloody real person.
Ok I DO THE 5,6,7,8’sI won’t tell you again I DO THE 1,2,3,4’s
I had my latest 12 weeks ago, swear I still had amniotic fluid in my topknot last week. Her bag contents is fuckin ridiculous, how long is she stayin in for? And if you can’t spray aerosols there’s no way you can light a bleeping candle surelyhahaha she thinks you actually get time to wash your hair when you have a baby
kate hun you spend about a week pissing in a bucket of warm water or in the shower because you’ve been stitched to within an inch of your life. There’s no time for luxury hair masks and face masks Jesus. Just eat and sleep when you can like the rest of us mere mortals.
I really do actually worry that she will end up with PND and I genuinely hope she doesn’t, it’s horrendous.
I hope the midwives and her friends/family will keep an eye on her because she’s in for such a bleeping shock it’s not even funny.
You message us??? Then you only have you to blame.If you all can messege me somehow I will tell you who I am. But if sober me asks tomorrow you have no idea what she’s talking about ok?
Omg are you daddy diy? Had one too many coronas lay in Philly long fingers bed??If you all can messege me somehow I will tell you who I am. But if sober me asks tomorrow you have no idea what she’s talking about ok?
If my health visitor was this illiterate I’d seriously question the advice she was giving me when it came to my child.100% she wrote this herself....utter twit
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Long time lurker here. No health professional would EVER write like this!! She’s an idiot!
Or Truffle Grout. Trout for short.......maybe the baby is called grout?
Good point sista. I’m don’t know how to do it tho. HahaYou message us??? Then you only have you to blame.
Maybe I am. Maybe I want to msg myself and try and shag myself. How is one able to do that? Asking for a friend.Omg are you daddy diy? Had one too many coronas lay in Philly long fingers bed??