Katie Hayes #174 two mums in a pod. The laughing stock and the sharpei fod

[zarasizemedium]

I love the fact she got her Brenda’s took out and they’ve started to come back cos of the weight she’s put on thought it was fashion kate to have moss tits

 

[Doll-Parts]

The card says to the love birds and there is 3 glasses. Obviously Kate matt and watchmeeyebrows

Nah it's for Trolive, prosecco was her favourite in utero 🫶

 

[Erling Haaland]

I was actually driving behind a Nissan Cube today, I’ve never seen one in my life & nearly fucking crashed!! I was wheezing from laughing!

Imagine looking like a cross between:
A pig
Sharon Watts
Jade Goody
A Nissan cube
Haaland
Miss Piggy
The GC
Gru

Can anyone add anymore?

The Honey Monster
Meatloaf
Bison Fury

omg and a fruit machine

 

[ReginaPhalange4]

Moving on... Anyone else never watched love Island? I feel like the only person under the age of 31 who has never seen it.

Read the wiki 🫡
Is she married yet 👰🏼‍♀️
Max hates you

 

[LeonoreGuest]

How the mighty have fallen. Once upon a time, owned a successful salon. Gave it up to be an Instagram star. Now giving 'Masterclasses' to children at the local college. Couldn't happen to a nicer person!

 

[Glittercandy12]

I was actually driving behind a Nissan Cube today, I’ve never seen one in my life & nearly fucking crashed!! I was wheezing from laughing!

Imagine looking like a cross between:
A pig
Sharon Watts
Jade Goody
A Nissan cube
Haaland
Miss Piggy
The GC
Gru

Can anyone add anymore?

This lad whoever he is
Always makes me howl when I read the wiki
Wahahahhahahahahhahahahshhshs

 

[Hereforthegossss]

She never sticks with the same Gym, PT , Hairdresser , Nails person etc does she.... she just moves from person to person.
Big O defo banned from NURSEYS too she doesn't go anymore.....

 

[Erling Haaland]

The ratings on the pod are tragic

 

[Cooksie]

Aw that’s nice of her to send little boxes to Matt’s Rock Ferry girls too 🫶

 

[Fizz22]

Went in Home and Bargain earlier. I saw a pack of KHM brushes so I put them by the dog food

Should have put them next to the fucking veg oil the big greasy fucker

 

[Abongo2]

The HayesLand twins love their pearls don’t they.
They’re the ones that were stuck to her face.

 

[loveanatter]

So I’m overdue now trolls… just reminding myself for when I go into labour (no planned C-section here…!)
I need to get a blow dry where my contractions start
I need to go round a kitchen showroom was it?
I need to pose for photos which are later edited to make me 5 sizes smaller than I am
Anything else?!

 

[fattw@t]

She wants to be careful trying to play the mental health card and saying she can’t control her actions. The police would be well within their rights to do a social services referral

 

[Chatterbox2412]

Trolls, Mr JellyDonut and I are planning a long weekend in Liverpool over Valentines Day. We’ve never been before as we live down South. Can anyone recommend some nice places to go/fun things to do?

p.s. Truff smells like when you open a fresh packet of ham, all farty

Well obvs you will be emailing every restaurant in the city and telling them you are coming for a special bespoke night and that you would like a totally gifted experience!!

 

[Hereforthegossss]

Ninetoes you are deffo on here…reveal yourself!

They weren't even that close a few years back , I got told Naomi couldn't stand her and used to call her everything. Now they're all over eachother !

 

[Your Da Sells Avon]

Fancy having a get together at a house where there's nowhere for anybody to sit. All just standing round awkwardly while olive runs round screaming and kicking people

And shouting “MURDER!” The others probably looking at one another going wtf?!

 

[Aclass123]

She’s so busy doing nothing important as usual I see. So busy she’s trying to dodge the police to get her harassment warning- it could be taken further but who’s got the time to be travelling up to Liverpool for court hearings and giving their phone into the police for evidence! Oh and she’s also using her apparently poor mental health as an excuse for her behaviour… if it’s that bad get off social media and see a therapist you massive big head case

I hope you’re well chick.. good to see you back even for a short while

 

[Sonz1981]

The photo of Truff staring thoughtfully across a field is the same outfit I wear taking the bins out when I stick any old shoes on over big socks. Need to stare artfully in the distance and get my neighbour to photograph me and I’ll be an influencer too

 

[Fizz22]

How fucking boring are these people "spot the mum on a night out" "I'm home for 10pm shattered" fucking boring gets. Being a Mom is their WHOLE personality

 

[ReginaPhalange4]

Ella Hendersons ring apparently worth 70k. I'll just leave that here.....