Katie Hayes #174 two mums in a pod. The laughing stock and the sharpei fod

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In the words of the Queen of Scotty.....

Times are hard
Friends are few
Everyone's on tattle talking about fucking youuuuu hahaha

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Thread suggestion! Although I can't bear the Queen of scotty. He's just not funny I don't get the hype at all. Same with that Johnny may. I cringe off both of them. Surely I'm not alone?

In other news, the engagement buffet looks shite. Cant wait for her to upload a million stories about it tomorrow. No doubt it will be the BEST ever, an the sausage rolls just LOVED olive.
 
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Imagine them all trying to pile into the garage, at this party to sit and relax!

Surely they could have gone for a Guinness World Record

‘How many twats, can you fit in my shitty living room’ - Truff

 
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My nan got one for Christmas off one of her little mates. Went round and she had it lit. Once I told her how much they were she was mortified 'all I got her was a scarf and box of biscuits'
God bless your wee nannas socks. I'd do anything to get my Ferrero Roche and superdrug gift sets again
 
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Another non gravy eater over here
 
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To be fair I’d probably only risk wearing my cleaning clothes round hers, be covered in dog hair and smelling like a bin by the time you leave
 
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Worst nights sleep ever thinking about you lot and your vile eating habits, poor 9 toes standing in big O's shit, their tummies this morning after the bespoke buffet, max with pneumonia after spending the night in the garden and Delo's aching jaw
 
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Worst nights sleep ever thinking about you lot and your vile eating habits, poor 9 toes standing in big O's shit, their tummies this morning after the bespoke buffet, max with pneumonia after spending the night in the garden and Delo's aching jaw
Along with repetitive strain injury to his wrist from wanking watch me eyebrows all night
 
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I cant get over the size of her.

The podcast clip- showed my gammon, who knows about tattle and calls me a troll (in jest)
I said here she is
(edit pic)
him: she looks alright there.
Me shows (Videoclip)
Him: nah! What the fuck! That should come with a disclaimer- doesn’t even look like her!
 
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The Bison and Delo went to bed, the Bison rolled over and Delo was dead
 
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I showed my gammon the edited pic from York and the SIWD live pic. He said “if she turns up at the door, you’re on your own. I don’t think I’d be able to batter her, she’d leather me”
 
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Behave?!! No gravy?!!!!!!!

I showed my gammon the edited pic from York and the SIWD live pic. He said “if she turns up at the door, you’re on your own. I don’t think I’d be able to batter her, she’d leather me”
Haven’t heard anyone say leather in years
 
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My little brother does this covers it in mint sauce and tomato sauce hahaha
Went to my gammon's aunty's for Sunday dinner years ago and she lashed mushy peas on and then gave us a slice of cheap white bread at the end to mop up all the gravy. And they were all pouring the rest of the gravy boat on their bread and making gravy sandwiches. I was in a state of disbelief.
 
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I have a cousin who puts tomato sauce on hers instead of gravy
I’m guilty of that on a steak an gravy pie. Not a roast though. Fucking savages.


you’s all need your own thread ‘confess your crimes against gravy’ or something to that effect.
 
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I’m guilty of that on a steak an gravy pie. Not a roast though. Fucking savages.


you’s all need your own thread ‘confess your crimes against gravy’ or something to that effect.
I do or corned beef hash but I would not have it on a roast
 
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