Katie Hayes #150 I am Kate Haaland Makeup

[Burrito88]

Any sightings of truff digging through a tonne bag of compost? I’d pay for those paparazzi photos

FYI kate you’re planting things in the wrong season. You’d be better off putting some nice colourful plants in so olive can see the bees and butterflies they attract.

 

[Fizz22]

Any sightings of truff digging through a tonne bag of compost? I’d pay for those paparazzi photos

FYI kate you’re planting things in the wrong season. You’d be better off putting some nice colourful plants in so olive can see the bees and butterflies they attract.

I'm not watching because she irks me, but I guarantee she doesn't realise things have to be planted at different times of year and she will 100% have ZERO clue about soil acidity / alkalinity for certain veg and flowers etc. It'll be a tit show. Deffo gonna buy some pumpkins off the farm and lash them on like "wow look at olives pumpkins. So amazing. She whisper nourished them in Spanish and now look at them. duck the haters. BTW, she had gardening gloves on for the momma karens"

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

She’s been using a hair dryer to cook sausages again

 

[Davena94]

Seeds for a toddler? She’s Gona have a ball watching bits of nothing go into the ground taking months to turn to sprigs of nothing. Buy some plants that she can actually see and hold. Although I am editing to add that it’s good to see she’s At least trying to make something in the garden child friendly

 

[Delstar]

I'm not watching because she irks me, but I guarantee she doesn't realise things have to be planted at different times of year and she will 100% have ZERO clue about soil acidity / alkalinity for certain veg and flowers etc. It'll be a tit show. Deffo gonna buy some pumpkins off the farm and lash them on like "wow look at olives pumpkins. So amazing. She whisper nourished them in Spanish and now look at them. duck the haters. BTW, she had gardening gloves on for the momma karens"

I think she’ll plant the seeds straight in to the ground/planters rather than propagating them first

 

[Brooke Davis]

I'm not watching because she irks me, but I guarantee she doesn't realise things have to be planted at different times of year and she will 100% have ZERO clue about soil acidity / alkalinity for certain veg and flowers etc. It'll be a tit show. Deffo gonna buy some pumpkins off the farm and lash them on like "wow look at olives pumpkins. So amazing. She whisper nourished them in Spanish and now look at them. duck the haters. BTW, she had gardening gloves on for the momma karens"

Actually troll she’s bought a book!!
She probably was waiting for olive to get up from her nap to read it to her and delo

 

[Foodaholic]

I have no clue about veggie patches and it's nice that olive has a postage stamp sized section of the garden.

 

[Burrito88]

I have no clue about veggie patches and it's nice that olive has a postage stamp sized section of the garden.

Can’t wait for the next update - olives rolled around in the veg patch when her ma isn’t watching her properly

 

[Bowbow82]

She’s been using a hair dryer to cook sausages again

She’s been taking tips from Ma Cureton.

I’m a terrible cook but even my sausages are better than that.

Top tip Kate - just get an airfryer…..

 

[bellinibobble]

Twitter is trolling me with Failed Lip Blush Haaland 🥲

 

[eskimopie]

Proper trying to bring that interior page back to life isn’t she. Think she knows her make up ‘skills’ can’t carry her much further.

I just can’t with the position of this shed
My mate was telling me that’s she has walked past her house a few times whilst walking the dog and her front is proper overgrown and a right state.

 

[Boobies]

I'm not watching because she irks me, but I guarantee she doesn't realise things have to be planted at different times of year and she will 100% have ZERO clue about soil acidity / alkalinity for certain veg and flowers etc. It'll be a tit show. Deffo gonna buy some pumpkins off the farm and lash them on like "wow look at olives pumpkins. So amazing. She whisper nourished them in Spanish and now look at them. duck the haters. BTW, she had gardening gloves on for the momma karens"

Definitely this! The seeds she's got are out of season 🥲

 

[GiraffeFur]

I'm not watching because she irks me, but I guarantee she doesn't realise things have to be planted at different times of year and she will 100% have ZERO clue about soil acidity / alkalinity for certain veg and flowers etc. It'll be a tit show. Deffo gonna buy some pumpkins off the farm and lash them on like "wow look at olives pumpkins. So amazing. She whisper nourished them in Spanish and now look at them. duck the haters. BTW, she had gardening gloves on for the momma karens"

I was thinking about this, but I’m no gardener so I googled it and couldn’t find a proper answer, I’ll leave this to the expects.

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

Yeah where is our barb

In the shed of doom

3ft square alllll for olive

She even has to use wide angle on the veg box

 

[Burrito88]

In the shed of doom


She even has to use wide angle on the veg box

Truff just opens the door each morning to do her Brussels sprouts farts Poor barb

 

[Hereforthegossss]

In a few weeks she will throw some Aldi tomatoes and mangetout in a "bowel" sprinkle them with soil and say these are that Olive grew , they're the BEST veggies ever being a farmer is her favourite

 

[Twofor]

I can’t get over how much and often she drinks and eats out - calorie deficit going well

This is why she’s always eating out. Gives herself food poisoning at home, hence the calorie deficit. Balances each other out

 

[Nosey1895]

In a few weeks she will throw some Aldi tomatoes and mangetout in a "bowel" sprinkle them with soil and say these are that Olive grew , they're the BEST veggies ever being a farmer is her favourite

I can not wait for the veg update

 

[12055584]

one of the troops did some fan art

Match day glam

 

[Lala22]

She’s been using a hair dryer to cook sausages again

It’s bloody baking on the costa del Wirral. Who is having sausage and mash for tea? Surely everyone is lolling around eating crisps and salad moaning about how boiling they are (or maybe just me )