She probably tried to get some from the butcher’s , the chippy, Heswall Savers (but the remembered she was barred for robbing), oxfam, the Arrowe, the Shell garage, the gift shop in Arrowe park hossie…Why do they need to be nice? Surely you’d just go go home bargains or b&q, Homebase? Why would you need to go to 7 different shops? Who can be arsed?
Also, if that’s covered in mud, Kate, you should see my kid after a day at nursery playing in the mud