Katie Hayes #147 I came home like this… Ringless 💍 🚫 🎶

[ReginaPhalange4]

Whoever was looking for Hey Duggee I just saw this online at Aldi and thought of you.

Not to derail - Kate is a prick

Someone was after a Duggee sun suit.. my son picked one up in sainsburys today! I think it was only about £13.

That’s right, Kate, THIRTEEN ENGLISH POUNDS, to keep my kids skin safe in the sun.

 

[Noseybonk]

1/2 Vietnamese Naomi Nine Toes is selling this. Don’t buy it trolls it’ll make your boobs grow wonky!
Maybe that’s where ZSM got her reduction inspo from?

WHAT IS THAT?

 

[bellinibobble]

Trolls are there any threads I can ask about skin care so I don’t derail here? I’m getting married this year and need recommendations on facials. Don’t want skin like truffs on my big day

Yes! Here you go https://tattle.life/threads/skin-care-tell-me-all-of-the-advice.9971/

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

Hence why big O wasn’t in proper nursery and just got bunged with some random person for the day

Some random person who’s bio says they are currently in Colombia

 

[Foodaholic]

David Halsall Salon......but he may be booked up well in advance

Oh thank you! I will check them out!

How is spotting olives name on a dummy clip trolling her fuk off you weirdo

I know! She needs to learn the definition of trolling. What a fucking moron.

David Halsall Salon......but he may be booked up well in advance

Wow, just checked out his insta. What a page, how work is amazing and the others too.. oooh love it..!!!

 

[Foodaholic]

Just back from a breast clinic appointment after finding another lump just before I got covid, so waited 2 weeks to be told I have a fat tit, well fatty tissue, I wanted to kiss the radiologist, I did sort of like patted her on her back as she was scanning me and giving me the good news.
I have been a ticking timebomb since I found it and Mr Blag near copped for the lot when he asked me something my mam would say “Have you got a clean bra on? “ When would I wear a dirty bra, Im not Truff.

Oh thats good news

 

[JellyDonut]

Whatever she posts will be at 7pm

 

[Shazblag]

FRANK, get the door! Ma feet are killing me.

 

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin1]

Think tattling are trolling with someone knowing how to properly apply eyelashes unlike truffalo

 

[Rubydoo70]

Is it too late for a recap... Bloody real life job getting in the way of my tattling....


So last thread began with the Makeups all aboard the Harmony of the Seas, a holiday that Matt had chosen and organised all by himself, with only a lot of direction from Truff and her bespoke MLM travel agent.

After a day at Sea, it was straight to the Bahamas where Olive began her journey to skin cancer, playing on the beach in swimwear that was completely unsuitable for a baby, with little concern for sunscreen/hats or anything that may have protected her delicate skin.

Oluv shares her mother's passion for marine life and played with some crabs whilst Mum murdered a starfish all for the gram.

The next day Kate, who is surely lining up her entry for Mother of the Year, allowed her young daughter to scream at and get incredibly close to some pigs, who can blame Olive for being excited - she thought her mum was actually playing with her on the beach but it was just a large hog!

We were treated to some KHM gifted outfits and pube-dressed sushi (the best ever, better than Nobu), along with a tired and burnt Olive, but no ring from Delo just yet.... Still, Kate had removed the knock off Cartier in anticipation so the engagement was surely around the corner.

KHM wanted to support the locals and due to her tight budget excluding her from the organised on shore, Kate took a locally organised bus ride in Jamaica to a food bank... Poor love must have been hungry after being away from her all inclusive package for a couple of hours.

The days passed by quickly on this 6/10 day cruise (who's counting eh?) And after many very samey days on the beach where Olive wore mostly a manky brown bikini, accessorised with burnt tummy, the cruise was almost over... Surely Delo had the ring primed and ready for --content-- the engagement?

Sadly not, and in an effort to prove tattlers wrong about her selfish ways Truff and Matt booked half a day at Animal Kingdom for Olive between getting off the boat and getting on the plane. What a magical holiday for a toddler.

It goes without saying that everyone loved Oluv and the staff on the cruise were amazing and the nicest ever!

So truff is now back in Blighty, still Ms Makeup with all her scruffy clothes still in the suitcase... What could be next in the exciting life of KHM as it certainly won't be a wedding.

Fantastic

Why’s she taking cookie mix on a shoot??

Also, she’s aware you can get betty Crocker mix here right..?

Eeee,she’s thick as fuck.

 

[chattycatty]

A hot tub. How very Ellesmere Port.

*apologies to anyone from Ellesmere port *

Must be for when there putting the keys in the pot

but still forgets to correct her for missing out 8, Maybe it’s bespoke counting. Like on holiday

Might want to re-read the packaging again kate… days? Your nails? Your brows?

Oh she’s such a cunt isn’t she

 

[Foodaholic]

Hey trolls, can I get some hairdresser recommendations please? North Liverpool (Maghull, Aintree, Ormskirk way) need a really really good cut and in a nice calm salon?!

Thanks trolls

 

[Trollypusher]

Olives two next month isn't she?

Yeh, few days diff from my son. He's a chatterbox but def still in the learning to talk stage of life!

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

The TikToker she is working with is Amelia Olivia who I actually really like, but her make up look is very different to Kates. Interested to see how this turns out.

She does my head in

 

[Burrito88]

Didn’t she do that weird shit when he didn’t answer the phone? Could not be arsed with cooking all that time to drive it down south. Those fuckers don’t appreciate a roast dinner or gravy.

Matts from the Wirral

 

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Gemma & Argent looking well.....I can not believe she claims on a daily basis that she is a Size 10 yano View attachment 1389458

she looks a right dog though

 

[Hereforthewiki]

I’m no makeup artist but I could have done a better job than that!

She's made her look dead old

 

[Ssslllfff75]

Hey trolls, can I get some hairdresser recommendations please? North Liverpool (Maghull, Aintree, Ormskirk way) need a really really good cut and in a nice calm salon?!

Thanks trolls

David Halsall Salon......but he may be booked up well in advance

 

[Noseybonk]

Just back from a breast clinic appointment after finding another lump just before I got covid, so waited 2 weeks to be told I have a fat tit, well fatty tissue, I wanted to kiss the radiologist, I did sort of like patted her on her back as she was scanning me and giving me the good news.
I have been a ticking timebomb since I found it and Mr Blag near copped for the lot when he asked me something my mam would say “Have you got a clean bra on? “ When would I wear a dirty bra, Im not Truff.

Amazing news @Shazblag

 

[Pebs19]

Recently got asdas own asti Prosecco and was Only 5.75 vs martini £8 one

I LOVE this! Literally my new fave drink!