Haha Ms and Baby Makeup! One day maybe you'll be Mrs Makeup Truff (hope not though, soz no offence Kate but it's just funny as fuck all the missed windows of opportunity for a proposal!)
Haha Ms and Baby Makeup! One day maybe you'll be Mrs Makeup Truff (hope not though, soz no offence Kate but it's just funny as fuck all the missed windows of opportunity for a proposal!)Faithful follower but rarely comment... I can do a quick recap if nobody minds?
Last thread saw the start of KHM's 30th birthday month/year/eternity. Beginning with a whirlwind trip to London to celebrate truff's 30th birthday in a celeb favourite restaurant. There could only be one outfit for such an occasion and so the tipping point inspired coin dress was born, and quickly destroyed by Kate's size 10 body and slab back. Luckily Kate's 'friends' were on hand to document this for the gram.
It was straight back home for KHM in time for her 'surprise' birthday meal. It gave truff a practice run of her surprised face ready for the carefully curated moment that Delo will pop the question.
After weekend 1 of birthday celebrations, Kate signed for Man City but also managed to squeeze in several beauty treatments in time for weekend 2 of celebrations. It is her 30th and obviously several weeks of celebrating is required.
Into the big weekend! For her birthday they had a walk along a beach with a camera set up at a distance to catch the beautiful moment that a family walk along a beach in weather inappropriate clothing, from there it was as straight to Selfridge's as Delo had forgotten to buy a birthday present when he ordered the pre typed card with generic loving sentiments inside. KHM teased us with a Hermes box, but disappointingly it was just some manky sliders to force her big hooves into.
Onto the most anticipated party of the year.... Not the queen's jubilee silly, it was KHMs big birthday bash. The venue was done up for a wedding, Kate dressed up like a fairy dogmother (size 10 obvs) and gave a moving birthday speech about trolls in amongst her gurning. Olive was allowed up past her 7pm bedtime for such a special occasion.... But still no ring from Delo.
The next morning, despite being on a massive comedown, it was off to the airport for Mr, Ms and Baby Makeup to a secret destination. Tattlers got down to some serious detective work and for a moment we thought Truff might have done something for her daughter and planned a family Disney holiday. We were mistaken and instead it's a lovely, engagement appropriate, cruise holiday to the Bahamas. We all wait with baited breath to see if this is finally the thread that Delo puts us out of our misery and asks the question he's been desperate to ask.
Ah I read your name as supergran! Most of you are probs young enough not to remember thatI’m sorry if this is wrong Or been shown.
Current itinerary of Harmony Of The Seas
Harmony Of The Seas current cruise is 7 days, round-trip Western Caribbean Perfect Day. Prices start from USD 808 (double occupancy rates). The itinerary starts on 19 Jun, 2022 and ends on 26 Jun, 2022.
I second this. It’s genuinely unsettled meGigi change your pic back, I can’t cope, I generally (genuinely) believe you look like Kendall in real life
So the makeups are due back on the boat in 30 mins then they arrive in Jamaica on Thursday?I’m sorry if this is wrong Or been shown.
Current itinerary of Harmony Of The Seas
Harmony Of The Seas current cruise is 7 days, round-trip Western Caribbean Perfect Day. Prices start from USD 808 (double occupancy rates). The itinerary starts on 19 Jun, 2022 and ends on 26 Jun, 2022.
Well i normally use my powers to troll the fuck out of perv ingham and his twat of a wifeIt will be delo picked the ring himself, I had no idea, it’s everything I ever dreamed of. He designed it all buy himself, can’t thank say it with diamonds enough for making this dream a reality. I’m just so shocked, I’m the luckiest girl in the world. My perfect family, my perfect life, everything is perfect. It’s 15 carats (cluster), D, flawless, perfect symmetry, no fluorescence. It’s defo not white gold it’s pure platinum. The proposal was so romantic but I can’t tell you the details because I am privet person. Oluv will be the most perfect flower girl in our perfect venue.
Oh and the best one I’ve actually ever heard in real life is, my **** got married in the Maldives. Oh really, you can’t get married in the Maldives, you can only have a blessing. Their religion is Islam. Yeah I know but my **** is so rich they just agreed to do it.
OK HUN.
FFS people like this actually exist!
Ah I read your name as supergran! Most of you are probs young enough not to remember that
Be like a day out down the fender river with the local kidalaas on bikes handing out free space raiders! She’ll be fine.So the makeups are due back on the boat in 30 mins then they arrive in Jamaica on Thursday?
Good luck with this one guys
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Of course it would be called “Perfect Day”I’m sorry if this is wrong Or been shown.
Current itinerary of Harmony Of The Seas
Harmony Of The Seas current cruise is 7 days, round-trip Western Caribbean Perfect Day. Prices start from USD 808 (double occupancy rates). The itinerary starts on 19 Jun, 2022 and ends on 26 Jun, 2022.
Careful truff, they might rob ya slidders to use as fishing boats.So the makeups are due back on the boat in 30 mins then they arrive in Jamaica on Thursday?
Good luck with this one guys
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It’s ok Troops Oluv our little bespoke can speak nine languages by now and is able to bare back ride real horses with her eyes closed. They wouldn’t put OHD in any danger would they …. Like drinking when pregnant, saying that she takes her own shoes off as swaps then on to their opposite feeet in the back of the car whilst Zara Size Truffleface is driving, they wouldn’t put random plug sockets in the middle of the “panelling” or lay sandpaper carpet that might cause first degree burnsSo the makeups are due back on the boat in 30 mins then they arrive in Jamaica on Thursday?
Good luck with this one guys
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Sorry to quote myself but this pic here is the reason I want Truff to get married! Just so I get Pa Nose and Flat Tits nose together.I’m over the engagement. In my head I’m already looking forward to the wedding. I can’t wait to see her Pa and her walking down the aisle with their twin conks, while she has a harpist playing, or some shite like that.
Maybe she will drop some of the (no doubt) copious amounts of gifted clothing she’s taken in her suitcase just like she does at Charlotte Brightside…. “Awww ye poor huns….here have these ‘Just Fab’ £5 heels while I strut about in me £600 sliders”.It’s ok Troops Oluv our little bespoke can speak nine languages by now and is able to bare back ride real horses with her eyes closed. They wouldn’t put OHD in any danger would they …. Like drinking when pregnant, saying that she takes her own shoes off as swaps then on to their opposite feeet in the back of the car whilst Zara Size Truffleface is driving, they wouldn’t put random plug sockets in the middle of the “panelling” or lay sandpaper carpet that might cause first degree burns
There’s probably a fucking civil war there, the levels of poverty will be heartbreaking but don’t worry guyyssssss we’ll roll up in our platinum clad super cruiser and laugh at all the peasants down below whilst we cheers to pink Starbucks and fake Cartier rings on our Prince Charles sausage fingers.
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No she'd use that awful BBC charity cover version.She will 100% walk down the aisle to perfect day by Lou Reed
Ha! I’ve now got Gabrielle singing “I’m glad I spent it with you” going round and round in my headNo she'd use that awful BBC charity cover version.
If they are half a day behind with the time change, and she needs a couple of hours to edit her ankles to pins and olives hair blonde, I would expect it to be waiting in the morning. But since olive is asleep at 7pm (sarcasm) it could be any time!@Eyeofthetiger i have been tempted in the past but Blair is a too much of a
I feel ashamed for myself that I keep checking to see if she’s engaged yet
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