She couldn’t lie straight in bed - the last time she washed that wig was when she was stomping around with it wet with the broken mug fliming Max pissing up trees - that wasn’t 2 weeks ago was it?
also TROLL baby gates don’t fit in with the AeSThEtiC of her not forever home - plus little Matt would have trouble with them
Hahaha her n all!! Doing a live from the bottom of her stairs I can see it all now :
Comedy glasses
Filthy jumper
‘Hi guyyyyzzz **huffs*** oh my god don’t you hate it when these gates , these things , they just won’t open (rags gate without attempting buttons or to lift over the small crevices they often have) . Little Matt fitted it for me , see his work is boss , so so good , but he’s done such a good job the naturally follicly challenged
twit, that I now can’t open it. ***laughs**** love you really Matt. So yeah guyyyzzz can anyone help ?? How’s the best way to get this open ??? Guyyzzz I am so so busy, I neeeeedd to get upstairs , I’ve been so busy and now this means I won’t be able to wash the 21 strands of hair I have on my own head now today. God being a mum is so hard!! ‘ sits down on step to sulk.
Cue Olive the destroyer who then opens the gate and waddles upstairs , followed by Max who takes a turn around and glares at ZSM from the corner step , a clear look that he just wants his real ma back.