Katie Hayes #139 Instagram is not an airport, Kate, you don’t need to keep announcing your departure..

[gigi_93]

Former horse owner and accomplished (if I do say so myself) equestrian here so I’ll call ALL her tit out if she starts with anything horse related. Must have got the big ‘un out for Kate, horses have weight limits

 

[Violetx]

If the kid could speak more than 5 words this would be more believable. If she’s able to ask that question in the right context we would have seen it 100%

Listen troll, Oluf is so privat that she only says ‘ye’ and ‘cheeese’ for the ‘gram. When the camera is off she says ‘Good morning mother. How are you this fine day? After some degree of pondering and analysis of options, I have decided that I should like to take up equestrianism. Take me to the farm forthwith!’

 

[Foodaholic]

This comment
“She’s a natural”
She’s literally just sitting on the horse and the girls leading, shes not galloping off down the road and doing jumps

Any stranger in the street or online calls my child beautiful and they will get a lecture from me. Its so so wrong.

 

[Rothsey]

Oh duck off as if oluv has been asking to ride a horse for a while
Why bleeping lie!!! Proper winds me up stupid pointless lies Yano

That horse side eyeing truff

DOES SHE ACTUALLY KNOW HOW OLD HER DAUGHTER IS?

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Is she actually proud of that plait?

 

[Xxxxcookie]

Not commented for a while.. but Kate duck off you fat lump of truffle lard! Olive has not (I repeat) asked for horse riding lessons … wow she grates on me

 

[Violetx]

Olive the wonderbaby flexing at Larton Farm

 

[Parsnipface]

Jodhpurs and hunters with oversized hoodies would be an improvement on the victorian ghost child aesthetic for poor olive if nothing else I suppose.

 

[Lollypopdolly]

Noway keep an eye on her followers after this its like the time she took olive the cinema she's lost the plot now!!

 

[Fizz22]

The kid couldn't repeat I love you or show us her knees, but she ASKED to ride a horse. Okay dokey.

Also how ignorant to call the news rubbish, its literally how you find out what is going on. She's as thick as 2 short planks honestly.

 

[JoeExotic]

Hahahaha did she duck ask for horse riding lessons, she doesn’t even know her arse from her elbow, she’s one year old ffs.

 

[JellyDonut]

Trolls. Olive asked to ride a horse in Spanish:

¡Mama! ¡me gustaria montar a caballo!

 

[Flowers60]

Hahahaha did she duck ask for horse riding lessons, she doesn’t even know her arse from her elbow, she’s one year old ffs.

Troll. Kate never asked her where her arse was. She doesn’t know her knee from her elbow.

 

[Brooke Davis]

Olive was not even arsed. The woman was like oh look at them (some animals in background) lying down and oluv just went oh like a teenager who doesn’t give a duck!

 

[KE0305]

She really is pimping Big O out for likes! On a makeup page... The last few grid posts is around taking Oliff out.
However much you try and use your child. You are still a homophobic racist!

 

[Itsmedoctortea]

Oh yes of course her bespoke, petite, Spanish fluent, blonde, tanned 20 month old asked to ride a horse
In other news Finn McCool was spotted dandering up the causeway coast

 

[LeonoreGuest]

Olive can’t speak properly never mind ask for horse riding lessons what is this moron on about!!

I came on to say just this! She might just about be able to say 'horse' and that's it!

 

[Southern.fairy91]

Hi trolls. just my bi monthly check in still did all happening I see, tyre tits seem to have got a puncture and she’s now renting a chair, fab. So there’s a reason for me swinging by, it’s my birthday Saturday any of my lovely trolls got any lunch recommendations that are really nice food but still kid friendly?

 

[Marshallmum1982]

Hi trolls. just my bi monthly check in still did all happening I see, tyre tits seem to have got a puncture and she’s now renting a chair, fab. So there’s a reason for me swinging by, it’s my birthday Saturday any of my lovely trolls got any lunch recommendations that are really nice food but still kid friendly?

Have you thought of Scott's? Its super exclusive and its Olives fave place- she LOVES it!!!! You can even have your photo taken with someone's leftover lobster

 

[TrollLolLol]

Oh duck off as if oluv has been asking to ride a horse for a while
Why bleeping lie!!! Proper winds me up stupid pointless lies Yano

That horse side eyeing truff

This bleeping emoji wants to rip my eyeballs out in rage
PS this thread is the funniest on Tattle, keep it up you hilarious fuckers