Only Truff would be bragging about how fabulous her outfit is for someone else's Big Day !!!
Which best friend is this ? Her and Oluv have that fucking many I can't keep up ??
Only Truff would be bragging about how fabulous her outfit is for someone else's Big Day !!!Stealing someone else’s thunder again Truff? It’s not you’re Baby Shower, it’s you’re mates, you stupid Cunt.. View attachment 1150693
Iv not had a cough just banning head and aching all overWe had it at Christmas, we’re 48/49 and just cough and headache. Really, really bad headache I had but he had sore throat and a cough. We were ok with it.
My Friend had it last week and she’s 55, nearly 56 and she felt like she hadn’t slept for a week, would sleep then get up and had to have a sleep kind of pattern, she was ok after day 5.
It’s everywhere again. Hope you feel better soon
My chest is a bit tight toMy mum. She was bad with her chest for a few days but it passed xx
My sister lives in Haydock had all her jabs and booster and had it 3 weeks ago, banging headache and bad flu like symptoms completely wiped her out. its raging everywhere again and after 2 years of restrictions we are now told to just get on with it.Thanks just got banging head and aching all over
I no shocking my daughter lives in crew it bad down there we think her 18 months old had it first he was ill from tue but we thought it was his teeth. I'm still going to isolate Deffo won't go near my mum she's 80My sister lives in Haydock had all her jabs and booster and had it 3 weeks ago, banging headache and bad flu like symptoms completely wiped her out. its raging everywhere again and after 2 years of restrictions we are now told to just get on with it.
Again…She’s that cunt who wears white to a wedding as a guest.
Truff was probably keeping the content for Sunday. Now her ma/auntie has let it out the bag that they have been for and afternoon tea with her Mezs ma/MILMez has posted they’ve all been for afternoon tea today (with her Nan). Wonder why truff hasn’t posted this
I had it last week and gave it to my 70 year old diabetic auntie. She had a headache, sore throat and tiredness. Says apart from feeling like shit it was the best sleep she’s ever had, usually gets a couple of hours a night but was sleeping 15 hours! Took 9 days to test negative. Hope you feel okWent my mother in law funeral to lovely send of .then my daughter tex me when she got home she did a covid test and it was positive as I'd been my daughter minding my grandson this week week I'd do a test came up straight away positive. Now I'm 54 had all my jab as eanyone who had covid my age what symptoms u had?
Oosh it’s bloody lovely innit, but so expensive! We loved Howletts too but only because the monkeys are so noisy!We’ve stayed at the tiger lodge a couple of times (and the tree houses multiple times) and if they gift her, I will never go again!!!
sublimeWell done to @platesofmeat for the thread title and extra credit to @Blair-Waldorf (I think!!) for the original Oliver Twist shout.
The chronicles continue..
Engagement for the Wirral’s 36th most important mascara purchaser has been low since people finally realised that she’s only got one makeup look, and that watching someone cook oats for the 78th time in a week isn’t actually all that interesting, so we were treated to a video similar to the ones they put on Sports Personality of the Year to commemorate the cricket players we’ve lost over the years. ‘Remembering my Reason’ showed us what Mummy’s Little Bill Payer looked like without the Bly Manor filter, but its main focal point was showing us exactly how much timber Little Legs has managed to stack on in the last 18 months. Free breakfast, lunch and tea five days a week is leaving its mark, ey Delo?
The Make Ups went on a random midweek ‘family getaway’ to Tunbridge Wells this week, probably on a cheap deal so they thought they were getting a bargain. However, being the Mensa rejects they are, the £12465 they would need for petrol to get there obviously slipped their minds. The ‘getaway’ lasted for around 17 hours, probably because that’s the longest Truff allows Wirral Arg to stay in her presence continuously before he realises that he ended up with the pumpkin, and not Cinderella.
In some medical news, it appears that Truff might have a serious condition if the number of times she’s mentioned her ‘heart hurting’ is anything to go by. Fear not though, the strange condition seems to be linked with a dip in likes and comments for her make up posts which leads to a picture of March’s Employee of the Month in pigtails and size 14 boots being thrown on to boost that engagement again.
The weekend began with an announcement that she was taking a social media break and then the weekend continued with more stories than she’s put on all week. She took her only source of income with her to test a buggy, and in true Truffleback fashion, she shoved her in the palest coloured one whilst caked in cake and juice. She then walked around the shop, looking like a giant wisdom tooth pushing a pram whilst giving an extra-special guided tour to tell us that it was like being, ‘in a shop that’s like being in a fair but it’s not it’s a shop, if you know what I mean?’ If I was that shop, I’d be asking for the free cupcakes and balloon back.
‘Remember my reason’ obviously didn’t get the engagement the 104th most important Range Rover renter wanted, so as predictably as an orange bride at one of her makeup sessions, we had our 56th troll rant of the year. As always, she can’t say much because of ‘police involvement’ which as we all know is really secret code for, ‘I can’t actually say much because the evidence is there that I’m a racist homophobe with the dress sense of a vandalised bus seat and I don’t want to direct everyone to it but I still want to play the victim’.
After 12 matching pyjama shoots with her Golden Goose, and a super allowed social media break she returned with a face like a Toby Jug shitting out a pine cone sitting next to her ever-suffering mother in another promo video for which she was paid in balloons. Lovely little message about how much she loves her mum. Shame your actions don’t match your words though, Kate. It wasn’t that long ago you humiliated her live on the gram by pointing out all her facial flaws (imagine, the girl with a lip tattoo that could be used as a before picture in a cold sore treatment advert having the nerve to point out someone else’s flaws), and laid her off without pay during a lockdown so the poor woman couldn’t afford food. Mez spent the afternoon wondering whether the jail time would have been worth attempting a switch with another baby at the hospital 30 years ago, while Kate spent the afternoon shoving as many cupcakes down her grid as she could before stealing the balloons and going for her seventeenth begged meal of the week whilst staying in her calorie deficit.
We leave her this time like the massive Queen Beg and Scav she is having planning meetings for her 30th birthday party. Fingers crossed she’ll at least clean the dog shit and carrier bags full of old nylon hair choice extensions out of her garden this time if she chooses to have it at home again. Gin bar and angel wings on her drive incoming..
As always, Read the Wiki..
She might think the outfit is a dream but no doubt she will look like she’s in some kind of fancy dress in it and that’s her filtered photosOnly Truff would be bragging about how fabulous her outfit is for someone else's Big Day !!!
Which best friend is this ? Her and Oluv have that fucking many I can't keep up ??
"Mez's ma/MIL" hahahahaTruff was probably keeping the content for Sunday. Now her ma/auntie has let it out the bag that they have been for and afternoon tea with her Mezs ma/MIL
Was just about to say that! She’ll have been trying to make out as though she’d taken them all out on SundayTruff was probably keeping the content for Sunday. Now her ma/auntie has let it out the bag that they have been for and afternoon tea with her Mezs ma/MIL
Well done to @platesofmeat for the thread title and extra credit to @Blair-Waldorf (I think!!) for the original Oliver Twist shout.
The chronicles continue..
Engagement for the Wirral’s 36th most important mascara purchaser has been low since people finally realised that she’s only got one makeup look, and that watching someone cook oats for the 78th time in a week isn’t actually all that interesting, so we were treated to a video similar to the ones they put on Sports Personality of the Year to commemorate the cricket players we’ve lost over the years. ‘Remembering my Reason’ showed us what Mummy’s Little Bill Payer looked like without the Bly Manor filter, but its main focal point was showing us exactly how much timber Little Legs has managed to stack on in the last 18 months. Free breakfast, lunch and tea five days a week is leaving its mark, ey Delo?
The Make Ups went on a random midweek ‘family getaway’ to Tunbridge Wells this week, probably on a cheap deal so they thought they were getting a bargain. However, being the Mensa rejects they are, the £12465 they would need for petrol to get there obviously slipped their minds. The ‘getaway’ lasted for around 17 hours, probably because that’s the longest Truff allows Wirral Arg to stay in her presence continuously before he realises that he ended up with the pumpkin, and not Cinderella.
In some medical news, it appears that Truff might have a serious condition if the number of times she’s mentioned her ‘heart hurting’ is anything to go by. Fear not though, the strange condition seems to be linked with a dip in likes and comments for her make up posts which leads to a picture of March’s Employee of the Month in pigtails and size 14 boots being thrown on to boost that engagement again.
The weekend began with an announcement that she was taking a social media break and then the weekend continued with more stories than she’s put on all week. She took her only source of income with her to test a buggy, and in true Truffleback fashion, she shoved her in the palest coloured one whilst caked in cake and juice. She then walked around the shop, looking like a giant wisdom tooth pushing a pram whilst giving an extra-special guided tour to tell us that it was like being, ‘in a shop that’s like being in a fair but it’s not it’s a shop, if you know what I mean?’ If I was that shop, I’d be asking for the free cupcakes and balloon back.
‘Remember my reason’ obviously didn’t get the engagement the 104th most important Range Rover renter wanted, so as predictably as an orange bride at one of her makeup sessions, we had our 56th troll rant of the year. As always, she can’t say much because of ‘police involvement’ which as we all know is really secret code for, ‘I can’t actually say much because the evidence is there that I’m a racist homophobe with the dress sense of a vandalised bus seat and I don’t want to direct everyone to it but I still want to play the victim’.
After 12 matching pyjama shoots with her Golden Goose, and a super allowed social media break she returned with a face like a Toby Jug shitting out a pine cone sitting next to her ever-suffering mother in another promo video for which she was paid in balloons. Lovely little message about how much she loves her mum. Shame your actions don’t match your words though, Kate. It wasn’t that long ago you humiliated her live on the gram by pointing out all her facial flaws (imagine, the girl with a lip tattoo that could be used as a before picture in a cold sore treatment advert having the nerve to point out someone else’s flaws), and laid her off without pay during a lockdown so the poor woman couldn’t afford food. Mez spent the afternoon wondering whether the jail time would have been worth attempting a switch with another baby at the hospital 30 years ago, while Kate spent the afternoon shoving as many cupcakes down her grid as she could before stealing the balloons and going for her seventeenth begged meal of the week whilst staying in her calorie deficit.
We leave her this time like the massive Queen Beg and Scav she is having planning meetings for her 30th birthday party. Fingers crossed she’ll at least clean the dog shit and carrier bags full of old nylon hair choice extensions out of her garden this time if she chooses to have it at home again. Gin bar and angel wings on her drive incoming..
As always, Read the Wiki..
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