Eleanor Abernathy
VIP Member
I love how she’s written ‘little bit of sunshine and we’re straight down the beach on the bikes,’ like they’re the fucking fit family and it’s a regular thing. Truff, admit it. Those bikes will be lashed back in the black shed in the shityard and won’t see the light of day again until Willy Wonka’s Employee of the month decides he wants to pretend he’s doing another backwards triathlon.