Katie Hayes #125 My Vag-ina has just made the Windows shutdown noise. The Delo Effect

[sillysausage13]

Well trolls I’ve found out I’m pregnant today. I’ve booked the Spanish lessons, the cake on the swing is ordered for the baby reveal and I’ve enrolled him or her into 3 bespoke nurseys. My only problem is I don’t have a cousin who can lend me a scan pic? How am I supposed to tell Instagram now?

Congrats troll
May you manifest jaundice so it looks like your bespoke has also been to Dubai since they were a fetus…take lots of herrrberrst to make sure they have a rapunzel like mane, and also to ensure your brush only drags out a quarter of your hair with each brush

Also don’t get the tommee tippee steriliser - it doesn’t wash the mouldy milk from your bottles and is dangerous

 

[nayb91]

“Mum why are you filming yourself open the fridge door?”

“Well my little bespoke burberry senjurita. I am jst doing my lyfstile job. Which involves filming myself open the fridge. Cos I get 1000000s of messages asking for tips on how to open the fridge”

“Ok…”

 

[FannyAdams29]

Same reel !! ! In the words on Jim Royle “get it in the wiki barb” View attachment 1003384

My thoughts are she’s so desperate that she’s clobbered together all her old outfits and mish mashed a reel to try and prove that she’s still getting Ads!
I mean they’re of course edited but she’s literally listed every brand and I’m sure we’ve seen some of these tragic outfits before.

 

[sjp99]

Guys am sooooo busy this week !! I need to put my phone in the fridge and press play then I open the Fridge fuckoff you beast

 

[Narnachops01]

Same reel !! ! In the words on Jim Royle “get it in the wiki barb” View attachment 1003384

You see this picture is so bleeping wrong. This is what gets me so wound up. How, does she not see what we see? Surely she’s not that thick to not realise she looks a complete and utter twit. One picture she’s half the size she was this morning and then the last one she’s 3/4 the size. I think she’s lost the plot..

 

[Annecdote]

All us horrible Trolls are just jealous of this Falcon Icon in her Jimmy Corkhill Mac ! bleeping KIP hahaha - I often think she can't be serious she's like a comedy act. View attachment 1003223

2022 version of the gestapo

 

[Flowers60]

My thoughts are she’s so desperate that she’s clobbered together all her old outfits and mish mashed a reel to try and prove that she’s still getting Ads!
I mean they’re of course edited but she’s literally listed every brand and I’m sure we’ve seen some of these tragic outfits before.

The mustard monstrosity should never have come back out

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

All us horrible Trolls are just jealous of this Falcon Icon in her Jimmy Corkhill Mac ! bleeping KIP hahaha - I often think she can't be serious she's like a comedy act. View attachment 1003223

People with feet that bleeping long should NOT be wearing uggs!

 

[Belle Amie]

All us horrible Trolls are just jealous of this Falcon Icon in her Jimmy Corkhill Mac ! bleeping KIP hahaha - I often think she can't be serious she's like a comedy act. View attachment 1003223

The funniest thing about these outfits besides the actual outfit, is thinking about what she actually looks like in them without the editing.
Gets me through my days.

She looks more like Sinbad in a wig

Awww don’t I’ve got a soft spot for Sinbad, I used to be distantly related to him before my parents got divorced and I lost my love for my dad before I did for Sinbad

 

[eskimopie]

Jimmy bleeping Corkhill

Max is Cracker

 

[Bowbow82]

All us horrible Trolls are just jealous of this Falcon Icon in her Jimmy Corkhill Mac ! bleeping KIP hahaha - I often think she can't be serious she's like a comedy act. View attachment 1003223

Ah that whole outfit is terrible. Need to tag Jeff in Kate’s insta comments so she can bring back her circle of sheow

 

[BettyBeau]

Congratulations @Davena94 don't forget to go and stand in front on Farrow and Ball paint for a nice picture

Congratulations don’t forget to pick your baby of honour and get a jacket with momma on the back

 

[Hereforthegossss]

This bleep is going to be nominating herself for a Pride of Britain Award next.....

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

This bleep is going to be nominating herself for a Pride of Britain Award Next.....

Lmao u wot.

Who, and I can’t stress this enough, THE duck does she think she is

 

[Bunny Rockard]

Same reel !! ! In the words on Jim Royle “get it in the wiki barb” View attachment 1003384

Has she actually just blurred out the cushions and the join of the cushions to shave her body size down? Something wrong with her! Read the wiki.

 

[Hereforthegossss]

Lmao u wot.

Who, and I can’t stress this enough, THE duck does she think she is

Its not normal is it ?? She actually believes she's done nothing wrong !!

Does she think she's going to be doing public speaking on how to survive a homophobic scandal ?? And that she's some kind of hero that people will look up to ??!!!

 

[poppet88]

I just sent it again, and said wonder what Louise Rednapp would say if she knew she was working with a company that supports a racist, fast shaming, homophobic vile bully. They’ve read it again and ignored it.

Then I went back and said ignoring me, I won’t go away. How are you going to also explain to your mixed race, black or gay/lesbian models that are on you’re page you support her? I told them to take their time with the reply as they need to think about that one but I would remind them if I don’t get a reply I’m still waiting. I can’t believe these companies.

I can’t believe them Narna. That’s why I’ve left comments all over their posts as they don’t answer DMs. I’m ringing their head office tomorrow

 

[Sparklesurprise]

Every single outfit is horrendous but why is she wearing a full length bin bag as a coat?

And what is a mum outfit? Is it different to a none mum outfit or…?

 

[Ashleygardens]

I always find sending tweets or writing posts on social media to companies, seems to have more of an impact than emails - which they can choose to ignore @Narnachops01

I admire your persistence! X

 

[its_all_the_drama_mick]

Omg as if she has recorded herself opening the fridge. Cheryl did this the other day putting away her clothes. Like actually propping their phones up and clicking record then posting it as they think people enjoy it I don’t know if I’m even worse watching them!! I feel sick

We all know truff has no original content, she’s ripping of miss greedy. Literally all of her reels have been a rip off of another influencer, she has copied lust living countless times over the past couple of weeks. She is literally the most boring person on Instagram