Katie Hayes #125 My Vag-ina has just made the Windows shutdown noise. The Delo Effect

[IamHealthVisitor]

Well trolls I’ve found out I’m pregnant today. I’ve booked the Spanish lessons, the cake on the swing is ordered for the baby reveal and I’ve enrolled him or her into 3 bespoke nurseys. My only problem is I don’t have a cousin who can lend me a scan pic? How am I supposed to tell Instagram now?

Congrats xx, make sure your mini is as smooth as a dolphin, (aka a scabby spotty mess)

 

[Tictactoe12]

I just sent it again, and said wonder what Louise Rednapp would say if she knew she was working with a company that supports a racist, fast shaming, homophobic vile bully. They’ve read it again and ignored it.

Then I went back and said ignoring me, I won’t go away. How are you going to also explain to your mixed race, black or gay/lesbian models that are on you’re page you support her? I told them to take their time with the reply as they need to think about that one but I would remind them if I don’t get a reply I’m still waiting. I can’t believe these companies.

Wew Narna.... you are on a mission! I've given up with the bint! I don't get how she's this untouchable! Last week I parked a little over the parking lines on the school run (not zig zags, just a little over another parking bay, but can't blame me, as there was a huge van in the one next to me.... I'm not paper thin), but anyway I had received a call that day to inform me that my kid had a twisted ankle, so I done my best to get as close as possible. As if being in a huge rush after finishing my real job, and collecting my bespokes from two different settings.... When approaching my car there was a a women stood next to my car, exclaiming that I had parked selfishly, so then some of the school mum mafia pure had me out over it never wanted to throw the mouldy banana, rotting away in my car at someone's face so much in my life.

Wew Narna.... you are on a mission! I've given up with the bint! I don't get how she's this untouchable! Last week I parked a little over the parking lines on the school run (not zig zags, just a little over another parking bay, but can't blame me, as there was a huge van in the one next to me.... I'm not paper thin), but anyway I had received a call that day to inform me that my kid had a twisted ankle, so I done my best to get as close as possible. As if being in a huge rush after finishing my real job, and collecting my bespokes from two different settings.... When approaching my car there was a a women stood next to my car, exclaiming that I had parked selfishly, so then some of the school mum mafia pure had me out over it never wanted to throw the mouldy banana, rotting away in my car at someone's face so much in my life.

Soz about the rant lads but truff and her crappy, guilt free behaviour pure pisses me off!

Wew Narna.... you are on a mission! I've given up with the bint! I don't get how she's this untouchable! Last week I parked a little over the parking lines on the school run (not zig zags, just a little over another parking bay, but can't blame me, as there was a huge van in the one next to me.... I'm not paper thin), but anyway I had received a call that day to inform me that my kid had a twisted ankle, so I done my best to get as close as possible. As if being in a huge rush after finishing my real job, and collecting my bespokes from two different settings.... When approaching my car there was a a women stood next to my car, exclaiming that I had parked selfishly, so then some of the school mum mafia pure had me out over it never wanted to throw the mouldy banana, rotting away in my car at someone's face so much in my life.



Soz about the rant lads but truff and her crappy, guilt free behaviour pure pisses me off!

Ps truffle tits wears her knickers inside out, to get two days out of them!

Read the wiki

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

Well trolls I’ve found out I’m pregnant today. I’ve booked the Spanish lessons, the cake on the swing is ordered for the baby reveal and I’ve enrolled him or her into 3 bespoke nurseys. My only problem is I don’t have a cousin who can lend me a scan pic? How am I supposed to tell Instagram now?

Oh how lovely. I do hope your bespoke comes complete with a californian tan

 

[browncouncilbin]

I see she’s washed her hair for the freeky fridge vid.

Haha, Glamify, their bleeping as bad as her for gifting her shite clothes.

I messaged Peacock’s again but on IG they’ve seen the message but as of half an hour again not replied. I’ll just keep sending them the same message until they do reply

Same here Narna. They’ve saw ALL the tweets but not getting back. Time for number 4 messsge to them I think

 

[browncouncilbin]

Wew Narna.... you are on a mission! I've given up with the bint! I don't get how she's this untouchable! Last week I parked a little over the parking lines on the school run (not zig zags, just a little over another parking bay, but can't blame me, as there was a huge van in the one next to me.... I'm not paper thin), but anyway I had received a call that day to inform me that my kid had a twisted ankle, so I done my best to get as close as possible. As if being in a huge rush after finishing my real job, and collecting my bespokes from two different settings.... When approaching my car there was a a women stood next to my car, exclaiming that I had parked selfishly, so then some of the school mum mafia pure had me out over it never wanted to throw the mouldy banana, rotting away in my car at someone's face so much in my life.



Soz about the rant lads but truff and her crappy, guilt free behaviour pure pisses me off!



Ps truffle tits wears her knickers inside out, to get two days out of them!

Read the wiki

Shes the image of simpleton Harry Hill isn’t she

 

[trixieboo1010]

This bleep is going to be nominating herself for a Pride of Britain Award next.....

I am psychic and I therefore declare the survival guide book will be called
“The Ultimate tit Influencers Guide To Being A Racist Homophobic Tw*t”

 

[Bunny Rockard]

Clocking in for my shift trolls! Read the wiki.

 

[Flip&Flop]

Well trolls I’ve found out I’m pregnant today. I’ve booked the Spanish lessons, the cake on the swing is ordered for the baby reveal and I’ve enrolled him or her into 3 bespoke nurseys. My only problem is I don’t have a cousin who can lend me a scan pic? How am I supposed to tell Instagram now?

Congrats troll! Make the scrambled eggs and blueberries now so they're cold enough for when you're a weanin momma

 

[sillysausage13]

Truffs gotta laugh at some of these - you trolls are funny as duck

 

[9Pine]

Congrats troll
May you manifest jaundice so it looks like your bespoke has also been to Dubai since they were a fetus…take lots of herrrberrst to make sure they have a rapunzel like mane, and also to ensure your brush only drags out a quarter of your hair with each brush

Also don’t get the tommee tippee steriliser - it doesn’t wash the mouldy milk from your bottles and is dangerous

Absolutely loving the congratulations and best pregnancy advice comments!

 

[MeOnScreen]

Well trolls I’ve found out I’m pregnant today. I’ve booked the Spanish lessons, the cake on the swing is ordered for the baby reveal and I’ve enrolled him or her into 3 bespoke nurseys. My only problem is I don’t have a cousin who can lend me a scan pic? How am I supposed to tell Instagram now?

Congratulations!!!! Start cooking the scrambled egg now so it has time to get stone cold.

 

[Aob]

Rip meatloaf xx

 

[Shazblag]

Rip meatloaf xx

First thing I thought when I saw the news but thought nah too soon to take the piss.

 

[MeOnScreen]

Congratulations!!!! Start cooking the scrambled egg now so it has time to get stone cold.

Bloody hell, someone beat me to it

 

[chattycatty]

Guys am sooooo busy this week !! I need to put my phone in the fridge and press play then I open the Fridge fuckoff you beast

I really wish I had her time yano what a life

People with feet that bleeping long should NOT be wearing uggs!

People
Over the age of 16 should
Not be wearing Ugg’s

 

[Flowers60]

I really wish I had her time yano what a life


People
Over the age of 16 should
Not be wearing Ugg’s

Oh don’t say that. I love mine, so cosy! Although I am not falcon icon so I don’t wear them with bin bag coats and photoshop, maybe that’s ok

 

[Rubydoo70]

Has she duck had dm’s regarding paint etc. She’s touting for business for little legs.
#truffisskint

 

[Poirotthepigeon]

Rip meatloaf xx

Very sad But good news in the Truff household. Tribute acts are always more in demand once the artist has passed away

 

[poppet88]

Here she goes again

 

[Retro80s]

Here she goes again

Garding this response??