Katie Hayes #125 My Vag-ina has just made the Windows shutdown noise. The Delo Effect
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I just had a stroke reading thatTranslation needed!
Different surname to her kid for the rest of her life
I bet she wishes she was still in 2017She's back in a coffee shop with Oluv !!!!
Baby class and coffee shop !!
She's got duck ALL going on !!Mustn't have no parcels to open
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Super Super busy week , so many exciting projects
Congratulations troll
Bump in to turn neighbours on in the front I’m dead
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her fingers are that fat she accidentally pops a capital in babiesTranslation needed!
Ah congratulations.
Wishing you a healthy Pregnancy 
Are you finding out wether it’s a boy or girl car seat or……?
congratulations fellow troll momma, don’t forget to buy the Clarke shoes for your bespoke for when they are born. My bespoke has just turned 3 months and she’s already size mens 11. They grow up so fast
Congratulations troll
We will arrange a garden rave for when your bespoke is 9 days old. Don’t forget the car seat! 
Why do you need to write down who you are the mother of… like your going to forgetTranslation needed!
Congratulations @Davena94 don't forget to go and stand in front on Farrow and Ball paint for a nice picture 
god they really can’t shift these diary’s hasnt there been a discount or offer on the whole of jan no one wants and overpriced motherhood diary with your name kateTranslation needed!
i’d pay 33p for that
Congrats troll. Make sure your photoshopping skills are up to standard to achieve that wonky hospital curtain effect. May your birth story be full of lies and glaring inconsistencies to the point where you have to delete it 3 days after posting it because you spoke so much shite. Get IAM MIDWIFE and I AM HEALTH VISITOR on speed dial so they can ‘text’ you when you take your manifested bespoke to Dubai in the middle of a pandemic and let her burn to a crisp.
In all seriousness - many congratulations
I hope you’ve booked your flights to Dubai so salt bae can manhandle the bespoke while it screams
Every single outfit is horrendous but why is she wearing a full length bin bag as a coat?
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Come to think of it - where is Max?
Haven’t seen him since he took one for the team and pissed/tit in Truff’s make up room.
Is he locked in the black shed of doom? Has he finally escaped back to his real mum?
Max if you can read this and need saving - type 3 paw prints and we will storm Casa Del Brown Shark to save you.
#whereismax
#justiceformax
#readthewiki
We had one at my school with the exact same coat. He drew a pentagram on the playground and put a dead rabbit in the middle.
bleeping fuming, me and my goth pals all got the blame for it.
Haven’t seen him since he took one for the team and pissed/tit in Truff’s make up room.
Is he locked in the black shed of doom? Has he finally escaped back to his real mum?
Max if you can read this and need saving - type 3 paw prints and we will storm Casa Del Brown Shark to save you.
#whereismax
#justiceformax
#readthewiki
Reminds me of the weird kid at school who would try and hang out with the goths, but even creeped them out.
We had one at my school with the exact same coat. He drew a pentagram on the playground and put a dead rabbit in the middle.
bleeping fuming, me and my goth pals all got the blame for it.
She looks like she’s going down a dark alley to flash her wrinkly ballsack
Congrats to you and your family!
DM Fat tits for a lend of her tit flickers and the sequin kaftan if you decide to have a baby shower 
sure she'll have febrezed it 
Every day is a Friday when you are unemployed
Congrats Troll
. I hope you have your Baby of Honour lined up 
Best get bumming off small businesses
Omg I’ve just seen this on twitter and I thought it was fat tits at first glance
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