Katie Hayes #125 My Vag-ina has just made the Windows shutdown noise. The Delo Effect

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Well trolls I’ve found out I’m pregnant today. I’ve booked the Spanish lessons, the cake on the swing is ordered for the baby reveal and I’ve enrolled him or her into 3 bespoke nurseys. My only problem is I don’t have a cousin who can lend me a scan pic? How am I supposed to tell Instagram now?
 
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Congratulations troll!!! Let’s all manifest a blonde blue eyed baby for you
 
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We are able

tell us then!
Tbh I never noticed that!!!

As @Brooke Davis said… Manifesting a blonde blue eyes, genius for you!!! Congratulations Troll!!!
 
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Congrats lovely news
Don't forget to buy loads of shoes that are too big, a guitar & a hand held thermometer !!
 
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Congrats girl!

Start squeezing your Tyre Tit juice out as soon as you can, make sure you show everyone on your socials, make sure to carry syringes of it incase you bump into your neighbours on the front
 
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Time for you to bounce down some drives troll! Congrats!
 
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Congratulations! Time to get a “I know what you did last summer” hat for the pregnancy photoshoot.

 
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Surely you mean "baby revel". Troll. No, seriously, congratulations on your baby troll!!!
 
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A good video on tracking ip addresses the girl is adorable and works in cyber security for those worried about mad influencers claiming they know where u live
Congratulations Troll. Get yourself on EBay,I’m sure they’ll have some scans on sale!
 
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Congrats girlie may your bespoke be kitted out in the loveliest clobber that money can buy instead of #ad or #paidpartnership like little Trollive
 
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Do you know something we don’t

@theprgirl . This horrid cunt can’t get away with nothing
No, but I do work in an industry that works with brands and sometimes those brands work with influencers. End of the day, due diligence costs nothing and someone has dropped a bollock if they’ve not binned off KHM already.

Yeah exactly this. Like I said in a previous post, a lot of the time, the bigger the brand, the bigger the fuck ups. You have to cover your arse with EVERYTHING these days, including old social media posts rearing their ugly head
 
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Aw how lovely Congratulations!!
 
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Na imagine this being your ‘job’ scrolling on Instagram all day for businesses to scrounge off. Absolute fukin pond life the little of them
 
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Congrats, get to Asda to clear the shelves of weanin bowls and cheap bottles stat!
 
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Congrats girl!

Start squeezing your Tyre Tit juice out as soon as you can, make sure you show everyone on your socials, make sure to carry syringes of it incase you bump into your neighbours on the front
I’m screaming
 
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