Is she going to a Dickensian themed party? As the Ghost of Christmas Past?
This, absolutely this. The winter nights laying on a bedroom floor at 3 am with my arm through the cot bars, determined my bespoke would not sleep in bed with me. Then getting up for work. Yes I was crackers but no bleeping way would I have got them up, taken them downstairs etc. Recipe for disaster.Oh Truff- your dreamy bespoke perfect sleeper is about to give you hell! I sympathise with all parents going through this, but you just know she'll be the most hard done by 'have any other mummies been thru this or is it just me?!'
Yes!!! Sleeping on a hard floor trying to get them back to sleep when you've got to be up in 2 hours for work
She’s bleeping trampy she’s been at so many events and nights out with legs out the last few weeks but she’s not shaved ??!! grossFirst time she’s shaved her legs and armpits in weeks??? she makes me feel sick
LA PRAWN
I thought she had amazingFirst time she’s shaved her legs and armpits in weeks??? she makes me feel sick
LA PRAWN
OMg yes I forgot about her enviable Minnie that we’re all jealous ofI thought she had amazinggiftedlaser hair removal so she doesn’t have to shave her body, and her pubic region is smooth like dolphin?
More lies?
The kids dressed like a profession mourner all the times isn’t she
Ready to be shipped off to a camp old Adolf would be proud ofThe kids dressed like a profession mourner all the times isn’t she