Katie Hayes #100 Reasons she’s not engaged, read the Wiki and be amazed

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It’s only cool down I went back and it was counting down from 5. She’s deffo walked 5k in about an hour on the treadmill and trying to pretend she’s ran a 5k again the fucking scruff
 
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100 threads

My favourite moment was when she announced to all of Instagram that she no longer reads here……! Managing to convince no-one and definitely not Matt…

This is my number 1 photo, mr & mrs catfish
Rrrrrrr Ay what’s up with dirty dick He looks like he belongs on our caravan site as a fun star imagine letting your bird put this photo up on the gram when it’s been edited and filtered to fuck.Imagine his mates what’s apptexts fat tits you are fucking vile. Sorry one big fat button moon face big backed cunt
 
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It’s only cool down I went back and it was counting down from 5. She’s deffo walked 5k in about an hour on the treadmill and trying to pretend she’s ran a 5k again the fucking scruff
That what I think she’s done. She’s trying to claim she’s done almost 5k with 4 minutes left to go though
 
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I still howl at happy Max looked at the dog hotel!
Ahahahhahah and the time he was pap’d rolling his eyes at them. 100 threads what a ride trolls.

too many to mention but my faves are

1. The hand held thermometer
2. The steriliser that wasn’t a dishwasher
3. The Pearl editorial
4. When she found out crease release wasn’t a floor cleaner
 
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Wonder if she’ll send herself another card to celebrate Yano like a telegram from the Queen.

My top truff moments:

1. Delo swan diving off that boat in Dubai
2. Truff claiming she was not smoking while preggers but was in fact eating a twirl (whoever said “chonging a twirl“ that makes me snort to this day )

and finally 3. The fact that a fucking make up artist who charges people ACTUAL money and has her own “range“ of (shit) make up tools including lashes, cannot stick a pissing fake eyelash on properly
 
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Fat tits, go and give your eyelashes a wash I think there’s a piece of bread crust from yesterday still in them
 
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Oh oh oh oh. And the time she got live pap’d at exchange flags smashed with Oliff and then ran home (in 21 mins) and pretended she’d been home for hours.
 
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I’d like to give an honourable mention to when Delo got dropped off for the 3.30 at aintree

And my number one fave Truff does delamere forest
 
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I'm manifesting the life I want for me...... could she be any more of a dick , seriously though. Sooo full of herself !

You're manifestations aren't that good Hun you've been gasping for a ring for 3 years !!
Oh and the baby isn't tanned in real life!
 
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Ha ha did she call me a troll??
No I don't think she did, just stuff about suspicious profile etc and then one of her truffetts piped up about “mood hoover” which she agreed with. Standard behaviour but I agree her caption boxes are as well as being unreadable are too small for trollz like me too.
 
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Can’t find the pic, but the one where even Max has had enough of her & is rolling his eyes is my favourite
 
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Remember when she thought Olive came out the womb with a fresh tan but it was actually jaundice
 
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and still looks more and more like yer ma!
 
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Remember when she thought Olive came out the womb with a fresh tan but it was actually jaundice
When she was tanned with blonde highlights.

remember when she took a scented candle in her hospital bag
 
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Remember…
1. Using Hollie’s baby scan for her pregnancy announcement
2. The “adult nappies” she wore after she gave birth to Olive
3. The pot noodle curls which were crusted into place for a week straight
4. When Maxxy made a break for it to get back to his real ma Danielle and made it onto the Upton Community page
5. When she went to Bicester Village to get a Prada baby bag… never to be seen again

Never change Kate, you’re the gift that keeps on giving. Here’s to another 100 threads
 
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They weren’t just ‘adult’ nappies, they were ‘human’ nappies..
 
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