Kate Lawler #6 Obsessed with sleep, hates being a Mum. Counting the days til Noa can wipe her own bum!

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LoonyLeopard

Wooohoooooo my second thread title!! Thank you all, you’re a lovely lot! Wish I could say the same about Miss Lawler….

Kate’s latest shenanigans involve still only ‘Storying’ when Noa is in bed and she is FREEEE or when she’s eating (to prove to everyone that she eats normal just like a normal person. Brillieeeeent)

Every other day there’s a story about Noa’s sleeping patterns and if she’s been a “good” baby and slept 7-7 then Kate is happy, but if she’s had an unsettled night and wokeKate up then we are treated to comments like “why can’t she just be like my dogs?” (who she loves more by the way and who are her ‘favourite’ children)

Boj continues to cook all her meals for her and Noa’s too and if he DARES to go out she uploads a million manic stories of her looking like a helpless child and “fending for herself” as she puts it (despite her being older than Boj)

Recent shockers include posting a photo of herself staring at Noa and captioning it with “what on earth have I done?” as well as removing the child’s dummy at 7 months because she was fed up with doing the dummy run

Since she returned to work on Virgin Radio (Mon-Weds 4pm-7pm) she has been calling Thursdays “Noa Day” as she is on her own with her own daughter ALLLL day. She recently proclaimed that she is “starting to enjoy” these days We suspect every other day of the week she is flanked by Boj, Sue, Karen or her random assortment of male friends because she can’t cope with her own child.

I think I’ve covered most of the reasons why we continue to be staggered by just about every post she uploads ….please do add on any other Crimes Against Motherhood that I’ve missed…

The question that remains unanswered is ……..Is there anyone who regrets becoming a Mum more than Kate does?
 
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We were on a break

I wonder is she a bit insecure with Boj the way she carries on every time he’s out of the house, he’s only going out to football. And seriously what would she live on if he wasn’t around or what would Noa live on as he seems to be the one that does all Noa’s meals. Remember how a little nuts she went on her stories when he was out watching England play when the World Cup was on and she painted her face.
 
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LoonyLeopard

OMG yes of course! And she was drinking some random bottle of beer she’d found somewhere In fact she’s always drinks whenever he’s out. Like she can’t handle being alone with her daughter. It sometimes feels like he is her minder!
 
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Howdy

And her post a while back about being so grateful (or words to that effect) that he stuck around when she was struggling. As he absolutely should do as her partner and father to the child he wanted. She does come across insecure about him.
 
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We were on a break

Howdy said:
And her post a while back about being so grateful (or words to that effect) that he stuck around when she was struggling. As he absolutely should do as her partner and father to the child he wanted. She does come across insecure about him.
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Wow I don’t remember her saying that I find that quit sad that she felt that way.
 
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LoonyLeopard

Howdy said:
It's somewhere on her grid in one of her long posts.
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Yes, I seem to remember it being a bit of a hint that she had PND as she said words to the effect of “I wouldn’t still be here if it wasn’t for you” (him) and “thanks for putting up with me since Noa was born and I haven’t been myself”

It’s not about ‘putting up with’ your partner, it’s about supporting them!
 
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Treesy19

I think I am just waiting around now for the toddler stage where Noa is into everything and making a right mess. Every object moved from room to room, toys everywhere, saliva fingers smeared on those glass doors. Will her dining and main living room be out of bounds? In other words will Noa be banned from those rooms altogether? Probably
 
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Octopies

Got a baby a bit younger than Noa
She’s now crawling and wants to go into every room, ignores all her toys and wants to play with random objects she finds. I cannot take my eye off her for a second, when I went into the kitchen to make a cup of tea I found her eating a dog biscuit so, yes, you’re right… I look back at pictures of my little one as a newborn, or before she could roll and think what on earth did I complain about
 
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Cmayfield

I have a 6 month old and ppl keep says it’s the easy bit. I’ve never seen a video of Noa moving. She’s always in her high chair or on someone’s lap.
 
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Cady1954

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thegirlwho2020

Same. Caught mine with one of the cat biscuits the other day. Also discovered she can climb all of the stairs now (I was behind her) My LG is about a month younger than Noa I think. Kate moaning so much now is hilarious. I’ve found since mine started crawling, it’s literally non stop and so much harder. Got it all to come hasn’t she? She’ll moan about Noa not being a good girl and sitting still like the dogs
 
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Howdy

Biscuit or cake said:
Wow! So much frozen mush for Noa!
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I don't see a problem. It's homemade mush Boj will have made from scratch and frozen. I had plenty of home cooked food frozen ready to defrost and heat up for my little one. Many parents do. What's the issue here?
 
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Pivot

Howdy said:
I don't see a problem. It's homemade mush Boj will have made from scratch and frozen. I had plenty of home cooked food frozen ready to defrost and heat up for my little one. Many parents do. What's the issue here?
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I agree there is nothing wrong with it being frozen but it looks like the same stuff she was giving her 4 months ago. And the fact that it fits in those tiny cubes must mean its practically puree. By 9 months she should be pretty much eating what they are albeit cut up smaller depending on what it is.
 
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Biscuit or cake

Howdy said:
I don't see a problem. It's homemade mush Boj will have made from scratch and frozen. I had plenty of home cooked food frozen ready to defrost and heat up for my little one. Many parents do. What's the issue here?
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The fact that Kate won't budge from giving her pureed food. I'm sure it's high quality but still not any texture.
 
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Treesy19

I also don’t get why a 9 mth old is still eating so much puréed food either. She has no known health conditions prompting the need for all mush. Let your baby learn Kate. Thought you were meant to be rushing her upbringing?
 
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Cmayfield

Treesy19 said:
I also don’t get why a 9 mth old is still eating so much puréed food either. She has no known health conditions prompting the need for all mush. Let your baby learn Kate. Thought you were meant to be rushing her upbringing?
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My daughter isn’t even 6 months and she manages non purée food.
 
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