I thought he was handsome when I liked them. Now I think he has a face like a melted welly.Boj calling Noa a ‘psycho’ for being a baby and needing fed. Jeez, is he trying to be relatable or something cause he’s coming across as a total prick. You two chose to have a child; start acting like a parent! Right now it reeks of a bigger brother being left in charge for an hour or something.
Also kate, top tip - stop calling him ‘The Handsome’ cause he isn’t.
We call it a “pits bits and bum wash”Lets be honest, you can wash your bits n tits in a "10 second shower" (as I call them) in like 5 mins max. Hair if lucky can be washed every 4 days and that is 15 mins tops.
Showering is not self care, it is basic hygiene Kate. If you haven't got 5 mins in your day, make time!! Please stop putting you manky unwashed milk jugs in Noa's mouth
So true! My then three year old had a bug once and threw up in every room, on me and my partner. He also got some in my mouth which then made me vomI'll never forget the day my child threw up all down my cleavage and all over my feet when he was about 3. Milky newborn vom and 3 year old vom are not the same, one is way worse than the other!
My friend used to call it a hookers washWe call it a “pits bits and bum wash”
My wee granny used to say, you get a quick wash as high as possible, as low as possible and give possible a wee wash tooWe call it a “pits bits and bum wash”
no, you’re not, babies are time wasters but I hate hearing how new moms can’t even shower-you MAKE time! My little girl used to wake up about 5 for a feed ,then go back to sleep so I’d jump in the shower, then as she got a bit older I used to put her in a baby bouncer seat in the bathroom whilst I showered. I never not showered.Am I being a really naive expectant first time mum or something? Is there really no time to make a bed, drink some juice or even shower, especially when the other parent is at home? I know cluster feeding is a thing during the first few weeks but surely you still get 5 mins to jump in the shower? Or am I looking at things with rose-tinted glasses? Obv I have no experience yet but none of my friends who have recently had babies seem to have this issue.
My two both slept with a blanket partially covering their faces! I never understood it lol. Obviously I never left them alone like that tho!Was anyone else kinda cringing at this picture.. Why is the childs face partially covered with a towel/blanket!? There was a lot wrong with this sleep set up.
If I was Kate I would be on the blower reading the other half the riot act. But she is as useless as him so..Someone send them the safe sleep 7s plssss
My son is a belly sleeper and I bloody hate it. But once you put them "back to sleep" you have to let them do their own thing after that. My nerves would be gone with blankets, but once a baby is supervised as ya say.My two both slept with a blanket partially covering their faces! I never understood it lol. Obviously I never left them alone like that tho!
I can't fathom how calling you baby psycho is relatable nor how you can consider it to be so. Surely any one can see through these attention seeking idiots?Boj calling Noa a ‘psycho’ for being a baby and needing fed. Jeez, is he trying to be relatable or something cause he’s coming across as a total prick. You two chose to have a child; start acting like a parent! Right now it reeks of a bigger brother being left in charge for an hour or something.
Also kate, top tip - stop calling him ‘The Handsome’ cause he isn’t.
I freaked out loads when they'd do it! Always pulled a blanket over their faces. Id wait til they'd sparked then take it awayM
My son is a belly sleeper and I bloody hate it. But once you put them "back to sleep" you have to let them do their own thing after that. My nerves would be gone with blankets, but once a baby is supervised as ya say.
that really, really bothers me. My ex used to say horrible things about my kids.Boj calling Noa a ‘psycho’ for being a baby and needing fed. Jeez, is he trying to be relatable or something cause he’s coming across as a total prick. You two chose to have a child; start acting like a parent! Right now it reeks of a bigger brother being left in charge for an hour or something.
Also kate, top tip - stop calling him ‘The Handsome’ cause he isn’t.
And it's not like its just baby Noa that goes from 0-100 when hungry, they ALL do!I agree calling Noa a psycho is odd. He could have said she goes from 0-100 when she wants feeding rather than calling her a psycho. It’s just a really weird thing to say. I have had 2 very colicky, fussy, unsettled babies and I never once called them a psycho.
thats a really weird photo, either she’s super tall or this cupboards are very low!What about when she went to do Pilates???
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