I'll never forget the day my child threw up all down my cleavage and all over my feet when he was about 3. Milky newborn vom and 3 year old vom are not the same, one is way worse than the other!This is what makes me smileShe’s complaining about milky vomit and an unsettled newborn who doesn’t move ....wait until it’s the mess and vomit of solid foods and a baby who won’t stay still and hates being strapped into anything Can’t wait for the fallout from that one!
She's pathetic though. She seems to think this whole helpless, can't be practical and lacking in common sense act is cute. How can she sit there with a glass of wine and say she hasn't showered? I wouldn't even enjoy a drink if I felt unclean.Lets be honest, you can wash your bits n tits in a "10 second shower" (as I call them) in like 5 mins max. Hair if lucky can be washed every 4 days and that is 15 mins tops.
Showering is not self care, it is basic hygiene Kate. If you haven't got 5 mins in your day, make time!! Please stop putting you manky unwashed milk jugs in Noa's mouth
Same!! I start every day with a shower and regardless of what happens with the 3 P's (pee, puke, poop) at least I started clean, even if I don't end it that wayShe's pathetic though. She seems to think this whole helpless, can't be practical and lacking in common sense act is cute. How can she sit there with a glass of wine and say she hasn't showered? I wouldn't even enjoy a drink if I felt unclean.
Honestly, don’t worry lol. I hope I’m not going OT here but I was led to believe I will live in a pig sty when I had my baby... I had my parents ringing me asking if I needed washing doing or food cooking and I was genuinely so confused.Am I being a really naive expectant first time mum or something? Is there really no time to make a bed, drink some juice or even shower, especially when the other parent is at home? I know cluster feeding is a thing during the first few weeks but surely you still get 5 mins to jump in the shower? Or am I looking at things with rose-tinted glasses? Obv I have no experience yet but none of my friends who have recently had babies seem to have this issue.
I think a lot of it is to do with engagement, she thinks more people will relate to her but she’s just making herself and boj look like a twatBoj is home all day, she can easily have a shower if she asks him to look after his own daughter. She’s driving me mad this pretend hardship.
Exactly right, baby comes first and when they are sleepy newborns there’s no stopping you. I could never nap when the baby napped, cause I was catching up on bits that needed doing. Dishwasher loaded and unloaded, clothes washed, hoovering became every weekend when hubby was home. And that was without being gifted carriers and wraps and baby seats!Honestly, don’t worry lol. I hope I’m not going OT here but I was led to believe I will live in a pig sty when I had my baby... I had my parents ringing me asking if I needed washing doing or food cooking and I was genuinely so confused.
I do appreciate this isn’t the case for everyone but for me a priority after looking after a baby is a clean house otherwise it would impact my mental health. God knows what the HANDSOME does, I think a lot of it is about team work. Boj isn’t leaving the house to go to work like a lot of dads would be by this stage in Noas life. I don’t see why he can’t help out.
I think a lot of it is to do with engagement, she thinks more people will relate to her but she’s just making herself and boj look like a twat
You will have time in between feeds and changing but in the beginning it’s a compromise- you eat or wash between a feed, you snooze or do a quick tidy between a feed. As the feeding gaps get bigger you’ll work out your routine. She’s got her partner at home full time and other assistance too so could probably do more than I think she’s leading us to believe. My husband went back to work after 14 days. Some days he’d come home to a tip, no dinner and me and the baby crying but very few and far between and we had a very colicky baby. Please don’t worry - everyone mothers different - you’ll find your groove.Honestly, don’t worry lol. I hope I’m not going OT here but I was led to believe I will live in a pig sty when I had my baby... I had my parents ringing me asking if I needed washing doing or food cooking and I was genuinely so confused.
I do appreciate this isn’t the case for everyone but for me a priority after looking after a baby is a clean house otherwise it would impact my mental health. God knows what the HANDSOME does, I think a lot of it is about team work. Boj isn’t leaving the house to go to work like a lot of dads would be by this stage in Noas life. I don’t see why he can’t help out.
I think a lot of it is to do with engagement, she thinks more people will relate to her but she’s just making herself and boj look like a twat
He is but he is absolutely milking the 'I have a baby' situation. One can't help but wonder what happens when Leo, Noa, Noah, Sunday, Rex and other insta kids are older and realise their right to privacy was abandoned for a quick buck over and over again. Their lives and stories sold to the highest bidder.Ah I like Jakeat least he’s jolly
Sorry I know it's off the Kate Lawler topic but I just wanted to comment on Jake - he's a very hands on father and that's great but he's getting trolled (rather Leo is getting horribly trolled) and he keeps making a massive drama out of it, naming and shaming the culprits.He is but he is absolutely milking the 'I have a baby' situation. One can't help but wonder what happens when Leo, Noa, Noah, Sunday, Rex and other insta kids are older and realise their right to privacy was abandoned for a quick buck over and over again. Their lives and stories sold to the highest bidder.
Sunday being 3 years old in particular is a reluctant Insta kid but her mother keeps flogging that horse.. And I am sure Ferne will pay the price eventually.
The exploitation of children laws need to be extended to social media platforms, because this is what these parents are doing - exploiting their children.
Yes youll find five mins to grab a showerI’ve had three. These insta huns make hard work of it (it is hard wrk but not in the way they seem to portray)
He is but he is absolutely milking the 'I have a baby' situation. One can't help but wonder what happens when Leo, Noa, Noah, Sunday, Rex and other insta kids are older and realise their right to privacy was abandoned for a quick buck over and over again. Their lives and stories sold to the highest bidder.
Sunday being 3 years old in particular is a reluctant Insta kid but her mother keeps flogging that horse.. And I am sure Ferne will pay the price eventually.
The exploitation of children laws need to be extended to social media platforms, because this is what these parents are doing - exploiting their children.
I came on here to say exactly that! So he wasn't alone last time!What about when she went to do Pilates???
If you are exclusively breast feeding and you're home alone then (I'm not going to lie) it can be difficult to manage some days. It was often easier just to wait until my husband was home but then I had 2 under 2. Some days if I really wanted a shower I'd stick the newborn in a bouncer and take them into the bathroom - it's not difficult with a new born. With a 1 year old who doesn't sit still and can be a danger to themselves however - different story but I'd just wait until he was down for his nap. She's simply exaggerating all this for the gram and to be funny but it's getting monotonous now. If she can get out for a pedicure, she can showerAm I being a really naive expectant first time mum or something? Is there really no time to make a bed, drink some juice or even shower, especially when the other parent is at home? I know cluster feeding is a thing during the first few weeks but surely you still get 5 mins to jump in the shower? Or am I looking at things with rose-tinted glasses? Obv I have no experience yet but none of my friends who have recently had babies seem to have this issue.
My exact thoughtWhat about when she went to do Pilates???
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