Kate Hayes #9 loves her fillet o fish, Served with Placenta and truffle oil

[JessicaFletcher36]

Thats Phils fingers !!

Oh my god im done

 

[Ilovehoodedeyes]

Da boi done gud xoxox my king xoxo

 

[Yorkshiretea123]

Olive reminds me of the speccy woman off On the Buses, showing my age here

 

[Beachlife123]

#my mind is telling me I’m an 8, but my body, my body is telling me I’m really an 18 but I’m still a ceo boss babe

you need to read this as you would sing the song

 

[Dazzle123]

We all know she done it. Its nearly exactly the same as the show she made for his birthday and when he saw that he was looking like yeah cool it’s a bit much, “oh thanks you’ve bought me a birds bracelet on tick woulda preferred an Oz of flake and a free pass so I can get my fave working girl for the night”

we even saw her go n get the balloons the other day. She honestly thinks we are as stupid or have as poor memories as her!

 

[Tubby Toast]

Lauryn said “I would NEVER condone that” she was as gobsmacked as we all were I think. Rightfully so

 

[Catania]

Also going back a bit but to elaborate on my last message, no one give her the satisfaction of the shell, she is doing it to throw people off thinking she is clever because everyone is referring to all shell like names, little does she understand everyone’s takin the piss!!!!!! but guaranteed it’s “olive” an she can’t bare when it’s spoke about

 

[Melmoo]

Remember when he had his leg in a cast?? Maybe she hit it with a hammer to keep him away from escorts haahahah

I dont even remember that ! bet she thought all her christmases had come at once. He probably rues the day he gave up that job in London and could do what he wanted down there, instead he is stuck in the house with her 24 hours a day building shelving for fucking koka noodles

 

[lollianna]

She’s never ever posted him on those decks since we all heavily took the piss and his nickname was born. I bet he fumes he gets ripped here as much as she does hahaha. Must wonder what the fuck he’s got himself into with her.

 

[Glamtone11]

Can someone tell her that her Chanel is a Fakel please? Like the fuck she has £3k for one.

It’s absolutely a fake, most likely from Dubai. You can tell by the quality of the “leather” & the stitching... oh and the fact she didn’t plaster it all over the gram when she bought it, same with the rest of the jarg shite. Trust me if it was real we would have known about it

 

[Prinxo]

Back in B&Q again

Why pose infront of farrow and ball then buy valspar not saying there is anything wrong with valspar i have used it plenty of times and lower brands but i dont pose in-front of a more expensive paint like I'm above everyone else

 

[lollianna]

When he’s around - which won’t be for long once lockdown is lifted and clubs are back open

And other women’s legs...

 

[RateMeDontHateMeBiiiiitch]

That’ll be the gastric band - she lost a lot of weight after that.

The gastric band that is about as much use as Ken Barlow’s dick now...

 

[Liverpool_gossipgirl_xoxo]

Early thread suggestion:

Kate Hayes #10 princes prawn and daddy diy generally luv baby Olive

 

[Fhsiabgvls]

i need to change my username I mean what the hell is Jmplud? I must have been in a rush to join because its the vilest username ever It sounds like a actual reptile

I’m the exact same I only made an account so I could look at pictures and here the fuck I am

 

[Ninjagirl]

Did you see the time she drove all the way down to London to surprise him with a roast dinner. The look on his face was ‘thank god that brass left early’

Can we not use the phrase brass

 

[Yorkshiretea123]

I’m catching up from yesterday and I am flabbergasted! How can she condone drinking during pregnancy after having a miscarriage/ chemical pregnancy / whatever she’s calling it this week. Oh dear oh dear I don’t know if I’m actually starting to feel sorry for her. She clearly has proper issues, personality disorder/ narcissism. She needs help. He needs to take that phone off her and grow a set of balls!!!!!!!!

 

[QueenBarb]

She would snort turps if it meant she could keep an eye on him. Who in their right mind follows their fella round the house.. he must feel trapped like from misery. Bet she wishes she could break his ankle she would be made up him confined to the bed

Remember when he had his leg in a cast?? Maybe she hit it with a hammer to keep him away from escorts haahahah

 

[Thewellbeingbrand]

How are you meant to be in Ibiza now? You’re not allowed to fly at 33 weeks!!

How are you meant to be in Ibiza now? You’re not allowed to fly at 33 weeks!!

More aliexpress shite

 

[Jmplud]

1st time posting! It’s taken me a 10 days to read from the 1st thread about KHM to this one. I only found out the name of this site from the petition. Finally caught up (my fellas threatened to leave me about 27373839 times coz Iv been engrossed) I am genuinely shocked at the drinking whilst pregnant stuff! A girl I know was pregnant same time as me with my eldest, she chose to drink whilst pregnant! Her daughter has Foetal Alcohol Syndrome & it’s heartbreaking! She’s the same age as my son & the difference is heartbreaking! So how anyone with such a huge platform can make comments like ‘I’m not against drinking whilst pregnant’ shocks me to to the core!
I genuinely think she needs a PA who manages her socials or at least someone who’s clued up in the business that she can sent her content to before she posts it to tell her yes or no & any tweaks! Surely it would make everything look more professional!

Also from the response that Lauryn has gave to the above user who messaged her it’s clear to see she hasn’t even watched the video so how can she defend something she hasn’t even watched herself & made her own mind up about?