Kate Hayes #9 loves her fillet o fish, Served with Placenta and truffle oil

[Liverpool_gossipgirl_xoxo]

All the birthday posts seem to be of her being pissed and talking about when we can celebrate properly. What’s the obsession with drinking and going on a night out? Why can’t you celebrate properly with out alcohol??
Just makes me feel sad for the little one, as it most likely will be parmed off to her mum so THM and DJ indensit can go on the piss with some coke

Don’t you mean ‘achol’ ?

 

[Mercedes12]

Who could even be arsed to have a birthday display when your house is upside down in the middle of ‘renovating every room’? It’s literally just for the gram. These people are pathetic constantly living their lives for the gram.

Did she not say only a day ago she didn’t want a big celebration? So full of tit, she can’t help herself

 

[bellinibobble]

Who could even be arsed to have a birthday display when your house is upside down in the middle of ‘renovating every room’? It’s literally just for the gram. These people are pathetic constantly living their lives for the gram.

Agreed. My birthday was in lockdown, my fiance bought me a small birthday cake from Waitrose, because, you know, there are only two of us in the house so we didn't need a thousand cupcakes, a huge cake and god knows how many grazing boxes. He had to work, so I bought some films on Amazon Prime, spoke to my family on the phone, and ordered a takeaway.

I haven't even had a proper present yet as we shop together in person, and the store has only just reopened. We'll go soon enough but I haven't thrown my teddies out the pram in the meantime because I'm a reasonable person.

I don't know about most people but celebrating in the midst of a pandemic all for the gram really wasn't at the top of my priorities list. Never mind if I'd been pregnant to boot!

 

[WhoTheHeck]

Did she not say only a day ago she didn’t want a big celebration? So full of tit, she can’t help herself

She SO put that out there about not wanting a fuss for her birthday all bcos she knew what SHE sorry DJ indesit *cough cough* had organised and wanted to make it look like he worships her so much that he went against her word of keeping her birthday low key as she had wished and actually went all extra — NAH THM the only thing daddy DIY goes against your word for is his escorts and a gram of the white stuff—!

 

[conrea37]

Don’t dyslexics spell the words correctly but just get a few letters mixed up? She doesn’t even spell them properly the meff

I think it varies but I get my letters mixed up but I’ve never had issues with spelling!

 

[tit_for_tat]

Ohhhhhh noooooo her arse must have been filthy wtf

Onto he spanx rolled up around her thighs

 

[Liverpool_gossipgirl_xoxo]

Anyone else just want the ground to open up and swallow her for that “dancing” in some of the “birthday tributes” from her “mates”
Absolute festival of cringe

 

[Catania]

Did she not say only a day ago she didn’t want a big celebration? So full of tit, she can’t help herself

She didn’t want a big celebration.....Matt done it all for her as a suprise WHATEVER

 

[tit_for_tat]

You cannot unsee the slab back

That is some bleeping back.... needs it's own postcode

 

[MrsBlackCoffee]

Just out of curiosity...when people screenshot her stories, she will get notified that someone’s took a picture of it.
Because her hand is glued to her phone and she clearly doesn’t miss a trick on the gram,does she not message anyone and ask why they’ve screenshot her story?

She’s passive aggressive when it’s not her ‘army’ - I can imagine her being like ‘Can I help you??????????’ Just always wondered

 

[yeahyouhun]

There is absolutely no chance that daddy diy did her birthday decorations. Firstly no bloke would pick those colours and secondly it would mean he’d have to be left alone with his phone for a considerable amount of time, and we all know he’s not allowed to do that

 

[hiya_hun]

Just out of curiosity...when people screenshot her stories, she will get notified that someone’s took a picture of it.
Because her hand is glued to her phone and she clearly doesn’t miss a trick on the gram,does she not message anyone and ask why they’ve screenshot her story?

She’s passive aggressive when it’s not her ‘army’ - I can imagine her being like ‘Can I help you??????????’ Just always wondered

Im pretty sure that's only on Snapchat - not insta

 

[Catania]

There is absolutely no chance that daddy diy did her birthday decorations. Firstly no bloke would pick those colours and secondly it would mean he’d have to be left alone with his phone for a considerable amount of time, and we all know he’s not allowed to do that

He wears a MACK so he might of you just wouldn’t know haha

 

[yeahyouhun]

He wears a MACK so he might of you just wouldn’t know haha

I’m just a woman on UC with a rusty fridge, I’d never understand

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

I have the worst hangover today and I’m not Messin her stories have made me throw up

Thats Phils fingers !!

I am in bulk

 

[Butterfly123]

Does she have any ma

Im pretty sure that's only on Snapchat - not insta

yeh thats only on snap chat

 

[Loucou11]

Don’t you mean ‘achol’ ?

Bless you

 

[gigi_93]

Guys. Please. Her lips make me so sick. I keep going on about it but they give me the genuine fear. I’m going to have to unfollow

I need consoling

 

[Jmplud]

My fella is genuinely thoughtful with presents (after 10+ years of coaching hahaha). I get balloons, banners etc and spoilt but christ even him being very thoughtful wouldn't think to do all that palava & to be honest - I don't think I'd want it all for the sake of a pic!
She is obsessed with being able to get pissed!
'Can't wait for a WhisperingAngel' like it's the holy grail of wine just coz unflencers love it... Bollocks. Oh and Aldi do one, a rip off version which is actually nicer so duck off trying to act something your not you rotter

ohhh whats the Aldi one called please I’ll have to try it x

 

[WhoTheHeck]

ohhh whats the Aldi one called please I’ll have to try it x

Me 2 !! I got sucked into the insta life and thought oh I’m having a bottle £23 in my local wine shop ... is not worth the hype !! Definitely just another oh “look how much money I have”