She’s literally a cunt and doesn’t deserve to be pregnanther stupidity really is beyond. Knows no bounds. Thick AF.
One address is Oh Snarlin!They are accountants addresses x
She will have those number balloons during labour for every cm she is dilatedHold your horses!! First we need to have the baby shower... then the party to celebrate the birth of the baby... the fanny stitching party... the baby name reveal party.... baby’s first shit party... then the christening party (if she’s going down that road... probably though, as it means another party and more presents!).... THEN the engagement... engagement party... bridesmaid naming party.... hen party.... wedding rehearsal... wedding.... honeymoon... and so it goes on!!
Oooops Hahahaha well dirty arseOhhhhhh noooooo her arse must have been filthy wtf
Crying that she’s posted that.. her breathing at the end she looks genuinely shocked like “Oh my god how can a celeb like me possibly fall flat on my pancake arse”Oooops Hahahaha well dirty arseView attachment 156233
THIS WINS THE INTERNET!Honestly, it was hysterical. I worked with her a few years back and she came in all excited because she’d unwrapped the dog bed and had quite logically assumed she was going home to a dog. When it didn’t materialise, she though maybe we’re going to get it at the weekend. Again, no dog the following Monday. She finally asked him on the Tuesday why he’d got her a dog bed and he said, “You were going on about getting some cushions from the bed so I got you one..”
Don’t dyslexics spell the words correctly but just get a few letters mixed up? She doesn’t even spell them properly the meffShe claims to be an educator, how can you educate people when you’re not educated yourself?! Ok she ‘teaches makeup’ but I’m almost certain you have to teach theory as well as practical..... also she claims to be dyslexic, did you know Kate that you can have a series of different colour filters over your text (whatever colour works for your dyslexia) to help with your claimed dyslexia!!! It’ll certainly stop the series of embarrassing errors you make
Thats Phils fingers !!Happy Birthday THM!!!
Hope you have the best day of your life and have plenty of empty messages from stranges/fake people on the gram you can repost. And I hope you have plenty of insta worthy moments to share on the gram. The birthday of dreams.
Just wondering why there is a hand in your graze box?
My old boss had a baby with his wife a few years back, my colleagues (all male and one gay guy , I’ve said that to make a point not for anything else) were quite happy to give our boss the gift for his first child not wrapped, not in a gift bag and still with the price tag on.I don’t comment on her much but had to come on here to say WTAF..... my fella got me a bunch of flowers (that weren’t even my fav and random colours) for my birthday and was so chuffed with himself. He also panic bought a present the night before.
Only a woman would organise this much detail for a birthday pic? Do men even know where to order such cakes from
I’m not men bashing but they don’t tend to be this thoughtful and include such intricate detail without instruction
omg seeing all them pics I was The same like wow some mates blowing you up there haHmmmmmm she looks heavily pregnant here. So she hasnt been "isolated" from friends and family etc. We all knew it but your mate just blew you out the water you fucking lying twat features.
The worst part is that kid is dj dicks best mates kid and he’s always really poorly I’m not 100% sure what he suffers with but he has been in and out of hospital had loads of operations his whole life, even last month he was in alder hay for a few nights but she will still risk that an pop and see him when she could give him anythingHmmmmmm she looks heavily pregnant here. So she hasnt been "isolated" from friends and family etc. We all knew it but your mate just blew you out the water you fucking lying twat features.
I was just about to say the same. She can’t be arsed to tidy the house up along the way as all this work is being done - but she can set up an instagram able display for her birthday???Who could even be arsed to have a birthday display when your house is upside down in the middle of ‘renovating every room’? It’s literally just for the gram. These people are pathetic constantly living their lives for the gram.
Its like tennis elbow, joggers nipple.... MUA hunchbackYou cannot unsee the slab back
I was going to mention that bag he goes to all that effort with the balloons and cake and then get a brown bag and celotapes a cut up banner on itAnother long time lurker here
again I only knew about this thread when the deluded
CEO boss babe
Major photoshop failer pointed it out so I thought I’d do the truffle shuffle over here and I must say this has had me in stitches for weeks.
the girl is an absolute hypocrite she makes me cringe to death.
Notice how she hasn’t posted any pictures of the presents inside the brown paper bag with a birthday banner celotaped on
No Cartier, Chanel or LV bags in sight.
Absolute knob she is.
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