Couldn't give her a brass neck with a blow torchHere I thought Cher having a go fund me for the wedding was a tattle joke....I'm astounded she's actually done that. I dunno what's funnier the fact she's only asking for £500 or the fact it's only raised about 120 quid
Small John's bakery will be doing the catering, sausage rolls and empire biscuits all round, and they'll hire Ibrox social club, which comes with free karaoke, as long as they sing a Rangers song every 2nd song. Red white and blue balloons are only a few quid off Amazon. They'll both wear their Rangers tops, which they've already got, so they just need money for the rings, and to pay the registrar. Sorted. They've invited Gio but he's busy that weekend and sent them a signed Rangers ball small John can play with round the back.