Just Jess #2 Boujee Jess, Don’t you know I’M the face of MY BRAND, sells donuts covered in dog hair & san

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booboo222

Same, Jess is the last person I would be influenced by- she never sticks to a product!
 
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Goestothehead

shh77 said:
Already dragging another place’s donuts as “no JJBB I’ll tell ya that much” …what do you mean Jess? Made in a hygienic environment and correctly priced? lol
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Notice on her tiktok she tagged the bakeries after saying that wtf
 
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shh77

Goestothehead said:
Notice on her tiktok she tagged the bakeries after saying that wtf
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I’ll get to mad if I watch her TikToks lol so I can’t even force myself to go there plus I don’t want to give her the views!
F*ck she’s SO rude! She’d have an absolute meltdown of someone did that to her! Have a big cry on the BUSINESS page about it and demand her sheep followers to shower her in praise and good reviews!
 
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Goestothehead

I had to laugh last night when she posted the pics of the high end designer stores... but didn't go in... you must not be boujee or a boss b then jess
 
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Blardeblarblar

Her "team" but be so happy she isn't there this week they can actually get some proper work done.
 
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relatableboujeebiarch

Not me waiting for the reveal of her 'boujee main character outfit' for dinner only to be hit with some leather look pants and a beige knit
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Also not the fucking wink. Please god, no.
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Also just watched the dinner tiktok and again she talks about her 'boujee' outfit and how she will be way overdressed. Fuck mate it sounds like she's expecting people to turn up in redbands and a swanni
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Also bagging maybelline for not giving her the mascara to try out before the event can't roll my eyes back any further this girl is fucked
 
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shh77

Lol so the bOuJeE mAiN cHaRaCtEr OuTFiT today consists of Cotton On and the free Aimn trench coat she was gifted …show is your luuuuuxury purchases Jess
 
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Goestothehead

shh77 said:
Lol so the bOuJeE mAiN cHaRaCtEr OuTFiT today consists of Cotton On and the free Aimn trench coat she was gifted …show is your luuuuuxury purchases Jess
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Not boujee at all everything is always free what she has on... gives hobo vibes

Also why the fuk is she packing airbrushed legs by Sally Hansen when she's all about Edna's tan?
Then she tags edni body in it as she has there other products... how thick can she be
 

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relatableboujeebiarch

shh77 said:
Lol so the bOuJeE mAiN cHaRaCtEr OuTFiT today consists of Cotton On and the free Aimn trench coat she was gifted …show is your luuuuuxury purchases Jess
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You just know she has to step into an LV store and buy the cheapest item in there now
 
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Goestothehead

relatableboujeebiarch said:
You just know she has to step into an LV store and buy the cheapest item in there now
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Lv reusable sanitizer pocket coming this way
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You can tell how much this trip has already gone to her head... " I'm one of 5 nzers"

Then the over the top mirror selfies calling herself the main character of her life, then the horrible holding phone up taking a video of her sipping on wine turning to phone like ooohh hey your there with the butthole kiss and wink ...... do you actually do that jess when someone is looking at you? Lol cus um

She needs to stop bagging on the hotel lighting calling it shit etc.. mate your literally saying that while tagging the company who put you up there!!! How do you have no brain?!?!?!
 
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relatableboujeebiarch

Hopefully heads are rolling st the maybelline headquarters and the dumbass who chose Jess as OnE oF fIvE NzErS is getting a bollocking. She is literally the LAST person I'd choose to represent NZ at a beauty event also peep the "I didn't know any of the other NZers that have come to this event" screams 55yo Marge commenting "who even is this person" on fb posts about celebrities
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Why does this bitch annoy me so much 🫣 literally getting fired up here she is such a fuckwit
 
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shh77

She’s 100000% my BEC (bitch eating crackers) too! Literally everything she does annoys the shit out of me yet I can’t unfollow/look away! 🫣

P.S I haven’t looked but who are the other 4 NZers?
 
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relatableboujeebiarch

shh77 said:
She’s 100000% my BEC (bitch eating crackers) too! Literally everything she does annoys the shit out of me yet I can’t unfollow/look away! 🫣

P.S I haven’t looked but who are the other 4 NZers?
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Yes! That's exactly what she is! Her and another insta girl I'm not allowed to talk about because she has too low of a following I get serious rage watching their stories, it's probably unhealthy
Seriously though, she's thick as pig shit.
Jay must be having the time of his life right about now. God knows he deserves some time away from her.

I haven't come across anyone else who's gone so I'm not sure either. Obviously maybelline didn't do a very good job choosing well known and well liked influencers
 
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shh77

Ok so looks like Laura Daniels is there too but I have no clue who any of the others are what a weird mix of people
 
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Goestothehead

shh77 said:
Ok so looks like Laura Daniels is there too but I have no clue who any of the others are what a weird mix of people
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Totaly thought the same... all nobody's tbh. Prob cheapest people they could afford to do it. Wish vibes
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She says there is going to be people from mafs love island etc etc...yeah right I follow some and none look like they are going. Event of nobodys
 
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Goestothehead

So it's apparently world donut day and the boujee bakery that so called specialise in donuts hasn't even realised? good day to capitalise off it but owners too dopey to know
 
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Pentothal

Goestothehead said:
So it's apparently world donut day and the boujee bakery that so called specialise in donuts hasn't even realised? good day to capitalise off it but owners too dopey to know
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You beat me to it!! This ^^^ of all the marketing concepts that are thrown into your lap. World donut day. Could have done mini taster ones, get them through the door, they might come back.

Instead they do lamingtons, and it looks like Jess' hygiene standards are rubbing off. Put your lamingtons and anything butter cream filled in a chilled cabinet
 

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