JoJo’s World #5 Over 1 million subscribers and only 938 views in 1 hour, not what I expected!

[starri]

or a true “doesn’t go to the gym and relies on metabolism—there’s Kile “pale pink tits” Pallo.

Hey, Kyle has under 20% bodyfat and no flabber. We've been over this.

 

[Mark81]

Another quality vlog and editing job by JoJo to get the video up first.

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Except he is already two days behind. Disney got ahead of all of them and released their own pov. And there are also countless others up too. (It looks very underwhelming)

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Kyle ' Dad Bod' Pallo and Jojo 'abs on skinny guys don't count' Crichton

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It's "pit nips" Pallo

 

[RJ130613]

Ah yes, the ego. Looks like he's back to bootlegging ideas.

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oh so he is ripping a photo background from a celebrity ship, nice!

 

[Mark81]

Surely anyone could buy it from eBay these days as well.

It's also, not that great. Fantasy springs looks amazing, but tbh none of the merch really screamed 'I must have that'

 

[microwaveoven]

Don't worry everyone....he still had to change the title and add "drake" to try and get people to watch.

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These are hilarious, the amount of changes is so desperate.

 

[Mark81]

Looks like he is definitely off the media list at Disney then. From what I can tell it looks like he did star wars at night, but the press event was early in the morning (DSNY Newscast was there and did a video from it)

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

JoJo must be too busy or living it up too much. Looks like he skipped legs, arms and chest days.

 

[KennyVloggins]

Today's titles pretty much sum him up. First it said he let his friends control his day at SeaWorld and it was a bad idea. Then he changed it to riding his favorite rides at SeaWorld. Those are two completely different things.

 

[airbusA330]

Looks like he made a quick $500 after YouTube's cut of the superchat cash. Not sure what the actual payout is after taxes.

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I wouldn’t be shocked if allllll of these vloggers aren’t on the up and up on the taxes either. I’d love them all to be audited.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

 

[BlurryCat]

I mean, I have no truck with him doing the Patreon as long as he's actually providing something in exchange for people's subscriptions. As opposed to Kyle, who literally just has a begging bowl out.

I'm not saying JoJo is producing content that I want to pay for, but if SOMEONE is willing to do it, it's at least not pure grift.

Agreed. I know they're all grifters and generally lazy but at least he's providing something. Kyle hasn't updated his Patreon in well over a year, yet 5 times has lied, promising to start updating it again to keep people subscribed to give him money for nothing.

I also don't believe any other Disney vlogger has a sock puppet account where they regularly have conversations with themselves praising themselves, creep on women despite having a girlfriend, and post tirade after tirade of racism, sexism and homophobia (I.e. "Round up all the gays..." This is what Kyle Pallo advocates... while at the same time grifting from his gay stans and sugar daddies. It's nuts.)

He's so awful that he makes some of these other grifters look like saints in comparison. Even JoJo seems to want nothing to do with him anymore. That's saying something.

 

[Mark81]

Saw JoJo’s morecent reel.

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Audio, “Am I better than everyone?”

Dude forgot to check his ego at the turnstile

Bold to assume that when there are 4 parks, 10s of thousands of people, loads of hotels etc etc.

But you just keep showing what an arrogant obnoxious narc you are jojo

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Yes JoJo, nobody likes your content.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

I'm surprised he hasn't convinced Krista to allow him to post a bikini pic of her.

Two reasons. The first and easiest is that she put her foot down and said no. The second? She's the "in case if emergency, break glass" option when the channel is on death's door.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

If you can suffer through today's video you will notice that neither one knows anything about the area they live in. They sound like total tourists yet have lived in FL for how long? It's actually quite embarrassing.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

His name on tv first this time he made sure we saw

So somebody donated points to JoJo to use and he booked the room (so we would see). Nice flex bro.

 

[Hahooha]

It's the constant mention of money or how much things cost or if this is a paid for activity on the cruise. His face when he let the girl go on the casino machine and she won! He was fuming lol

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

He needs that rocky gif for "throw in the damn towel". 5k views in 8 hours and this many changes??

 

[Jjjg]

How does he have no real job yet, no time to do taxes or 45 mins to go to the dentist? Such bs.