John Stones #9 JS5 is living the dream, he's got a self-entertaining harem

[cobette]

Love everything apple flavoured.

Have you had the baked apple Skyr from M&S? Absolute heaven.

Will lick from John Stones' body.

 

[Violetroselily]

I thought he was working but I've just double checked and he's off.

He's asked if I want to go to Miller and Carter.

This is awkward.

'Actually there's somewhere new I want to try...'

Even more awkward that its Harvester so not even somewhere new or remotely special

I have every faith you can come up with a persuasive story. Or, just show your tits.

 

[cobette]

Even more awkward that its Harvester so not even somewhere new or remotely special

I have every faith you can come up with a persuasive story. Or, just show your tits.

Or remotely close by!

I'll find a story. I went on cruise last year and he doesn't even know.

 

[wonderstruck25]

Or remotely close by!

I'll find a story. I went on cruise last year and he doesn't even know.

Where does he think you were?

 

[cobette]

Where does he think you were?

London

I did go to London to get the cruise...

 

[ruby1080]

Well the reason they are in the news right now is because they may stop the salad bar being self serve I will be devo'd if so

Nandos have stopped bottomless drinks havent they? Or they're going to

This one is for us
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I might have to go this weekend just for that, sounds amazing.

 

[Violetroselily]

I might have to go this weekend just for that, sounds amazing.

Can you drive across the border and take @cobette ?

 

[ruby1080]

Can you drive across the border and take @cobette ?

It’d be quite a detour but anything for a Tattler.

 

[cobette]

Can you drive across the border and take @cobette ?

Come on Ruck and Jaby, it's not far guys.

 

[Violetroselily]

Forgot this existed, found it whilst looking for something else

just look at him

 

[LurkingAnnie]

Spoiler

Just had a cornetto for lunch today…

you dirty buggers have ruined ice cream for me

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Forgot this existed, found it whilst looking for something else

just look at him

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I cannot overstate the extent to which I want to put my face on his face.

 

[maccamacc]

Forgot this existed, found it whilst looking for something else

just look at him

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So handsome

 

[Violetroselily]

I cannot overstate the extent to which I want to put my face on his face.

Tits/vag/arse

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Tits/vag/arse

Well, quite.

Luckily we already know he's a strong underwater swimmer. He can hold his breath and dive right in.

 

[secrethush]

I feel like John would struggle to choose from the range of options available at a harvester.

I bet he has the same meal whenever he goes out.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Oh my.

I thought this -

I bet he has the same meal whenever he goes out.

Was a response to this -

Well, quite.

Luckily we already know he's a strong underwater swimmer. He can hold his breath and dive right in.

 

[cobette]

Forgot this existed, found it whilst looking for something else

just look at him

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C'mon play fair man

 

[LurkingAnnie]

@cobette theres more WUIV

 

[cobette]

@cobette theres more WUIV

I cannot read that here. Absolutely no way

Have you read it? I can already tell I'll lose my tit.