John Stones #6 John was nearly sick but we still don't have the ick

[LurkingAnnie]

Look at him

Jesus Christ!!! He’s perfect isn’t he

Hope you’re having a nice time!

Yes, it’s lovely. Just forgot how humid it gets I think I’m sleeping most of the day on the lounger and the OH keeps rotating me like a rotisserie chicken

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Why are they each other's lovers and not mine? I want their faces on my face.

When I tell you I am currently more jealous of Jack than I have been any women, it is not a lie.

Rein it in eh lads!?

 

[secrethush]

I want John to enter a messy era, Jack is his wingman and they just slay pussy.

Mostly mine

 

[Violetroselily]

Well done bae, so proud of you!

I was really nervous he was going to be rested. I think Gareth probably spoke with him over what he wanted to do. I think if bae had needed more time ahead of pre-season then Mings would be in instead. Very surprised to see Tyrone left out.

It's quite an experimental squad for what is a competitive tournament. I know NLs is glorified friendlies but I want us to play bae strongest team every game. Lots of inexperienced defenders so I am hoping that means we'll see lots of him being all captain like.

Stop introducing these captainy thoughts, I cannot cope after the last few days. Which game are you going to?

 

[cobette]

Stop introducing these captainy thoughts, I cannot cope after the last few days. Which game are you going to?

The last one, the Hungary one I think I'll be quite emosh as it really will be the season over after that.

Is England bae the elite bae?! Does elite bae exist!? Or is bae just elite!?

Please leave this in the past. We have been embarrassed enough.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Dead

 

[Violetroselily]

The last one, the Hungary one I think I'll be quite emosh as it really will be the season over after that.

Is England bae the elite bae?! Does elite bae exist!? Or is bae just elite!?

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Please leave this in the past. We have been embarrassed enough.

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ARMS


This reminds me that he always hurts himself with England

Not pictured:
Banging his head with Reece James
Pulling out of the warm up in the last friendlies

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

The last one, the Hungary one I think I'll be quite emosh as it really will be the season over after that.

Is England bae the elite bae?! Does elite bae exist!? Or is bae just elite!?

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Please leave this in the past. We have been embarrassed enough.

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England is elite John

 

[cobette]

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ARMS


This reminds me that he always hurts himself with England

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Not pictured:
Banging his head with Reece James
Pulling out of the warm up in the last friendlies

Someone please search and find out if there's any fit physios at England. Some people never grow up.

I am truly never getting over the warm up catastrophe. About 10 years ago I was on a flight that took off and then had to turn back because there was something wrong (nothing scary) and ended up losing a day of holiday. Ever since I've never actually believed my travel day is going to plan until the plane touches down on the destination runway. That friendly now has me feeling the same way. Bae's name on team sheet!? Great. Is he gonna play!? Don't get your hopes up.

P.S. Imagine we got Kalvin! That would be like a dream transfer for me, possibly topping Woodgate to Spurs.

 

[Just Drive]

England is elite John

I have to agree. There is SOMETHING about that white England kit that makes me feral. I cannot get enough of England John. Maybe it’s the way his muscles are always so nicely outlined through those white tops.

Someone please search and find out if there's any fit physios at England. Some people never grow up.

I am truly never getting over the warm up catastrophe. About 10 years ago I was on a flight that took off and then had to turn back because there was something wrong (nothing scary) and ended up losing a day of holiday. Ever since I've never actually believed my travel day is going to plan until the plane touches down on the destination runway. That friendly now has me feeling the same way. Bae's name on team sheet!? Great. Is he gonna play!? Don't get your hopes up.

P.S. Imagine we got Kalvin! That would be like a dream transfer for me, possibly topping Woodgate to Spurs.

I would love if we got Kalvin.

 

[Violetroselily]

I keep rewatching him and Kyle gushing over eachother on the bus yesterday

 

[cobette]

I keep rewatching him and Kyle gushing over eachother on the bus yesterday

May they never be separated I hope in future he'll elaborate on what 'playing' he and Kyle do off the pitch.

I only just finished watching the parade (this wifi is awful). Whilst him dancing/singing/waving at Connie is adorable, as someone who also has an embarrassing drunk dad, I sympathise with her

 

[Just Drive]

May they never be separated I hope in future he'll elaborate on what 'playing' he and Kyle do off the pitch.

I only just finished watching the parade (this wifi is awful). Whilst him dancing/singing/waving at Connie is adorable, as someone who also has an embarrassing drunk dad, I sympathise with her

I both laughed and cringed (in a good way) as he was looking at her while yelling along with “Sweet Caroline” on stage.

 

[Violetroselily]

I both laughed and cringed (in a good way) as he was looking at her while yelling along with “Sweet Caroline” on stage.

And she's like

 

[spilldatea]

honestly feel like the last 2 days have been one long fever dream.

his bromance with kyle warms my cold dead heart

 

[Binaaa]

May they never be separated I hope in future he'll elaborate on what 'playing' he and Kyle do off the pitch.

I only just finished watching the parade (this wifi is awful). Whilst him dancing/singing/waving at Connie is adorable, as someone who also has an embarrassing drunk dad, I sympathise with her

Ok one Question in which Minute you can see it, Im toooo tired to watch the whole Parade

 

[cobette]

And she's like

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA she actually was too.

I think my happy drunkenness is starting to wear off and the second embarrassment is kicking in.

Spoiler: PRick

I do not wish to soil this thread by mentioning this name but at the World Cup in 2006 all the players had to pick a song for a dressing room playlist. PRick's was Sweet Caroline and I've always thought that was so cringe.

Fast forward to last year, and I just knew he would be going around taking personal credit for it become an England song.

And now we find ourselves here. In the perpetually strange world I live in where every fandom always connects somehow.

Ok one Question in which Minute you can see it, Im toooo tired to watch the whole Parade

It should play from here! Someone please take this man home to bed.

 

[Binaaa]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA she actually was too.

I think my happy drunkenness is starting to wear off and the second embarrassment is kicking in.

Spoiler: PRick

I do not wish to soil this thread by mentioning this name but at the World Cup in 2006 all the players had to pick a song for a dressing room playlist. PRick's was Sweet Caroline and I've always thought that was so cringe.

Fast forward to last year, and I just knew he would be going around taking personal credit for it become an England song.

And now we find ourselves here. In the perpetually strange world I live in where every fandom always connects somehow.

It should play from here! Someone please take this man home to bed.

Thank you

John Im a Nurse i can take care of you after im laughing my ass off

 

[Violetroselily]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA she actually was too.

I think my happy drunkenness is starting to wear off and the second embarrassment is kicking in.

Spoiler: PRick

I do not wish to soil this thread by mentioning this name but at the World Cup in 2006 all the players had to pick a song for a dressing room playlist. PRick's was Sweet Caroline and I've always thought that was so cringe.

Fast forward to last year, and I just knew he would be going around taking personal credit for it become an England song.

And now we find ourselves here. In the perpetually strange world I live in where every fandom always connects somehow.

It should play from here! Someone please take this man home to bed.

His first gormless wave is slightly before this at around 1:57:04, then he just keeps on doing it

 

[cobette]

Excuse me whilst I cry and gush over how proud this man makes me.



EDIT: Wrong link