John Stones #56 CB, RB and running the midfield, we'll get on our knees for a taste of his yield

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Just Drive

strawberrysunshine_x said:
Yeah what is that about
Also love how bae has a nickname for everyone
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How are you doing today?
maccamacc said:
Your all being mean about bae and his quizzing !!! He gets self conscious on these media things. I am a bit the same in some situations and talk like a spanner too
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I agree, he gets flustered, poor baby!
Kyle is
charismatic and hilarious and I wish he wouldn’t engage in such destructive behavior.
 
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maccamacc

sugarfairy23 said:
I wouldn’t be much better myself but there is some room for improvement (which I doubt he is arsed about as he has many other talents )
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he is such a cute sexy spanner though isn’t he its so endearing how he gets in a fluster I WOULD LOVE TO SNOG HIM SO MUCH
 
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Donald23

I do wonder if Cancelo has been booted out of the teams WhatsApp chat if they have one. Because I imagine John would be the first to orchestrate that. Bernardo or Ruben sneakily adding him back in and John just ejects him each time
 
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mimimithis

I have been reading about this on OptaJoe, but I love to see it acknowledged officially:

Stones leads passing accuracy stats in 2022/23 Premier League

John Stones' performance in Saturday's emphatic win over Liverpool has attracted plenty of attention.
www.mancity.com
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maccamacc said:
he is such a cute sexy spanner though isn’t he its so endearing how he gets in a fluster I WOULD LOVE TO SNOG HIM SO MUCH
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Agreed, his awkwardness is endearing. He's very kissable, too.

Amusingly for the German in me, every time you write spanner, I read "Spanner", as in "voyeur / peeper" in German.
 
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Just Drive

Those stats make me so happy. I’m so glad to see him get the recognition he deserves.

Voyeur! Ohhh la la!
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strawberrysunshine_x said:
All he needs to do is stop drinking. The bloody idiot

I’m ok thanks how are you
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I’m okay, thank you, lovely. I’m glad you have next week off!
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Donald23 said:
I do wonder if Cancelo has been booted out of the teams WhatsApp chat if they have one. Because I imagine John would be the first to orchestrate that. Bernardo or Ruben sneakily adding him back in and John just ejects him each time
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Apparently, he’s been
throwing his toys out of the pram at Bayern, too, lately. I’m sorry he’s unhappy. I wonder if his issues are more than just football-related.
 
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sugarfairy23

maccamacc said:
he is such a cute sexy spanner though isn’t he its so endearing how he gets in a fluster I WOULD LOVE TO SNOG HIM SO MUCH
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He is such an adorable little spanner and it’s because of that the social media team pick him so much.

These lips are definitely made for snogging

 
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Gossgossgoss9888

Evening my darlings.

I have a new found respect for people with big commutes, I couldn't do it everyday!

Nearly home now though

Just want to join in the chorus of yes please can I kiss bae too.
 
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Just Drive

Gossgossgoss9888 said:
Evening my darlings.

I have a new found respect for people with big commutes, I couldn't do it everyday!

Nearly home now though

Just want to join in the chorus of yes please can I kiss bae too.
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How was it? One more commute and you’re done I think?
 
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