He would be utterly obnoxious. I'd hate him.
He would be utterly obnoxious. I'd hate him.Parade!bae is so fit if I just don't think about how fucking annoying he'd actually be.
Wouldn’t you just love to shag the obnoxiousness out of him thoughHe would be utterly obnoxious. I'd hate him.
I don't think his willy would work thoughWouldn’t you just love to shag the obnoxiousness out of him though
No, he'd vomit on me first.Wouldn’t you just love to shag the obnoxiousness out of him though
Oh my lord can you imagine !!!!!No, he'd vomit on me first.
You’d still have eyes though? Can think of worse ways to spend a Monday night then staring at a naked snoring BaeI don't think his willy would work though
No one is having a good time
Have you seen our form!? You're going to be waiting a whileYou’d still have eyes though? Can think of worse ways to spend a Monday night then staring at a naked snoring Bae
I mean it sounds like nobody else is up for it so I’m willing to take one for the team and shag Bae on the next victory parade - don’t worry yourself ladies I’ve got it covered
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Man City will be fineHave you seen our form!? You're going to be waiting a while
I would be up for it lovely snoozy babyI mean it sounds like nobody else is up
Are you sure you want to do that???? He might be a shit shag cos he’s intoxicated. Wouldn’t you wanna wait until he’s got top performance in him?? No disappointments thenYou’d still have eyes though? Can think of worse ways to spend a Monday night then staring at a naked snoring Bae
I mean it sounds like nobody else is up for it so I’m willing to take one for the team and shag Bae on the next victory parade - don’t worry yourself ladies I’ve got it covered
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@sugarfairy23 fumbling around with his floppy willy getting increasingly exasperated.Are you sure you want to do that???? He might be a shit shag cos he’s intoxicated. Wouldn’t you wanna wait until he’s got top performance in him?? No disappointments then
But I know disappointment well. I thought I had put it all behind meMan City will be fine
Might do you good to go a whole season without winning a trophy, you’ll appreciate it so much more next year haha and then at least you’ll feel how the rest of us do every season
if Bae doesn’t win anything thing this year I’m sure he can still get lairy on his birthday andweI can still get the drunken shag after all
This is fabulous newsHe is in training today, so is Ruben according to SSN
There's a video on the softiestonesy account
I dunno, the first time I saw these pics I was a little concerned that I might have gotten knocked up.
His voice would be all gravely and gruff and he’d have fluffy curlsA soft Willy would be really disappointing; especially from Bae.
However - I strongly believe he would wake up the next morning back to full strength and a good session of scruffy hungover morning sex would make up for it
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Kyle is showing him the thread on his phone and reading you lot saying you wouldn’t shag Parade Bae
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