John Stones #51 his loins are so hot his locker room seat’s all shot

strawberrysunshine_x · Jan 11, 2023

RLF is getting on my tits tonight with his bleeping united chants. He’s learnt some new ones last night

. He accidentally sang a city one and his mate nearly chinned him. I came downstairs shouting Citeh citeh and he told me not to do that

einahpets93 · Jan 11, 2023

WylieWyles said:
Those are the party favours for your guests!

I’m a brat.
I will not share on this occasion

Just Drive · Jan 11, 2023

einahpets93 said:
But it’s my birthday

Is today your birthday? You mentioned starting the celebrations early so I wasn’t sure.

strawberrysunshine_x said:
RLF is getting on my tits tonight with his bleeping united chants. He’s learnt some new ones last night . He accidentally sang a city one and his mate nearly chinned him. I came downstairs shouting Citeh citeh and he told me not to do that

He sleeps on the sofa tonight!

einahpets93 · Jan 11, 2023

Just Drive said:
Is today your birthday? You mentioned starting the celebrations early so I wasn’t sure.

He sleeps on the sofa tonight!

Not till Sunday. I’m dragging it out

well, I don’t think I am… but RLF is complaining. I just had annual leave to take, so making sure I use it
What’s it like being home?

strawberrysunshine_x · Jan 11, 2023

I miss bae already

Just Drive · Jan 11, 2023

einahpets93 said:
Not till Sunday. I’m dragging it out well, I don’t think I am… but RLF is complaining. I just had annual leave to take, so making sure I use it
What’s it like being home?

Doing anything special?

It’s good being home but I miss England as always. It’s a pain being back at work.

Getting back to drudgery is never fun.

strawberrysunshine_x said:
I miss bae already

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I hope he’s alright.

einahpets93 · Jan 11, 2023

Just Drive said:
Doing anything special?

It’s good being home but I miss England as always. It’s a pain being back at work. Getting back to drudgery is never fun.

I hope he’s alright.

Brunch on Friday with a mate, then out for day drinks and food with RLF and my mate and her fella on Saturday.

work is NEVER fun, never mind after a holiday

Just Drive · Jan 11, 2023

Oh duck.

They scored.

Donald23 · Jan 11, 2023

John come back

Just Drive · Jan 11, 2023

Donald23 said:
John come back

Yeah, this is bad.

strawberrysunshine_x · Jan 11, 2023

Oh dear 🫣🫣

OMG!!!!!!

This is NOT good

Donald23 · Jan 11, 2023

Where is laporte? Has he gone missing
Get Carson on
Peps new bald assistant really isn’t bring anything to the team

Just Drive · Jan 11, 2023

WTF? This is indescribably bad.

strawberrysunshine_x · Jan 11, 2023

They’re missing bae badly. I bet he’s watching with his hands over his eyes. I can’t believe this

what is going on

Just Drive · Jan 11, 2023

What’s Pep going to tell them at halftime? What can he possibly say?

maccamacc · Jan 11, 2023

einahpets93 said:
work is NEVER fun

work is SHITE I am having a bad week

and now baby in the sick bay again just when he was getting going

and what is this pants we are seeing on the pitch

Just Drive said:
What’s Pep going to tell them at halftime? What can he possibly say?

He has been very weird with the line ups and tactics though lately hasn’t he

Donald23 · Jan 11, 2023

maccamacc said:
work is SHITE I am having a bad week

and now baby in the sick bay again just when he was getting going

and what is this pants we are seeing on the pitch

He has been very weird with the line ups and tactics though lately hasn’t he

Saving them for Saturday?
I liked Gomez at the start of the season and wanted him to play well but he doesn’t seem ready. Majority of the subs seem to be warming up, I can see a flurry of changes at half time

Gossgossgoss9888 · Jan 11, 2023

This defence is utter dogshit. I know it's not just the absence of bae, but it's part of it. I hope he's sat at home resting his tired legs and knowing he's a bleeping superstar.

Just Drive · Jan 11, 2023

Donald23 said:
Saving them for Saturday?
I liked Gomez at the start of the season and wanted him to play well but he doesn’t seem ready. Majority of the subs seem to be warming up, I can see a flurry of changes at half time

They need to sub all of them off and put the damn bench on.

maccamacc said:
work is SHITE I am having a bad week

and now baby in the sick bay again just when he was getting going

and what is this pants we are seeing on the pitch

He has been very weird with the line ups and tactics though lately hasn’t he

And did you see his coy statement about how he has “ridiculous plans” for the Derby? Oh, Pep. Don’t duck it up, please.

Donald23 · Jan 11, 2023

Just Drive said:
They need to sub all of them off and put the damn bench on.

And did you see his coy statement about how he has “ridiculous plans” for the Derby? Oh, Pep. Don’t duck it up, please.

A saw a tumblr suggesting no goal keeper and honestly I wouldn’t put it past him