John Stones #51 his loins are so hot his locker room seat’s all shot

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Okay @cobette I read it. 🍑

I hope to god that one day you do meet Bae IRL and have to actually look him in the eye (whether that’s when he’s behind the cage after the game or in your bedroom) if you could ever look him in the eye after writing that masterpiece I truly salute you

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Okay @cobette I read it. 🍑

I hope to god that one day you do meet Bae IRL and have to actually look him in the eye (whether that’s when he’s behind the cage after the game or in your bedroom) if you could ever look him in the eye after writing that masterpiece I truly salute you

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Ahahahahaha I'm so glad you guys liked it.

I was so scared too post it. I was worried it was too much.
 
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This is embarrassing. I feel like this team has lost its spark, its magic. :(
I’m watching this with two Man U fans who agree if it was against them they’d be fuming.
if he’s not deemed to be interfering though has to stand doesn’t it.

Still time for another though!
 
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This is embarrassing. I feel like this team has lost its spark, its magic. :(
We've been clowning around since before the WC, and somehow this team looks in progressively in disarray, but I couldn't possibly tell you why exactly that is. They just don't gel.
 
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We've been clowning around since before the WC, and somehow this team looks in progressively in disarray, but I couldn't possibly tell you why exactly that is. They just don't gel.
I agree, it seems to be a team chemistry thing. Before the WC, Haaland was a machine. The reverse match with his and Phil’s hat tricks! (Of course, United improved a lot since then.) I feel like it’s just not our year. And I never thought I’d feel that way in January.

Right, well, it’s 6:30 am and I’m wide awake and annoyed. Might as well start the coffee and get on with the day. Anyone have plans this afternoon or evening?
 
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I agree, it seems to be a team chemistry thing. Before the WC, Haaland was a machine. The reverse match with his and Phil’s hat tricks! (Of course, United improved a lot since then.) I feel like it’s just not our year. And I never thought I’d feel that way in January.

Right, well, it’s 6:30 am and I’m wide awake and annoyed. Might as well start the coffee and get on with the day. Anyone have plans this afternoon or evening?
We went down hill after the second Copenhagen game. They’d lulled themselves into a sense of security, then Gomez goes an get a red card and everything changes. We need full squad strength and less swapping about to get a cohesiveness going. I hope John had a nice comforting blanket on him while watching the game because even listening on the radio made me want to riot
 
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I thought it’d be enough, too. ☹ Hope the lads figure it out quickly else we can start congratulating Arsenal in advance for their PL trophy.
Sorry you got up so early. Not looking like city’s year this year but hopefully champions league will be a bit more exciting. Do you have anything nice planned ? I bet you’re shattered


Never mind bae will still love ya. Commiseration tax
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I’m going to go to some errands now. Nothing exciting. How was work?

Ahhhh, beautiful bae. ❤
Gorgeous! ❤

I made the mistake of turning on the Everton game. Shambles so far. What a day. @einahpets93
 
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I’m going to go to some errands now. Nothing exciting. How was work?

Ahhhh, beautiful bae. ❤

Gorgeous! ❤

I made the mistake of turning on the Everton game. Shambles so far. What a day. @einahpets93
Work was fine thankyou. It was very quiet!! got an early finish. Came home RLFs mum was here fussing over him you’d think he’s dying. According to him he is. I sent him upstairs cos I didn’t wanna look @ his miserable face all day. I got him some sweets to cheer him up that I may or may not have eaten🤭.
 
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