John Stones #48 The hottest man on the planet

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strawberrysunshine_x

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cobette said:
It's not awful. The car only said -1.5. It was frosty but not icy. It's odd it's so mild here as where I work is actually under a weather warning.
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It’s same here it’s frosty. My car was frozen and a few letter boxes were frozen. It doesn’t feel -4 cos of the sun. It’s actually a beautiful day

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lou_claire91 said:
Hey lovey! Hope you are okay! I was up writing and didn’t realise the time! 🤍

@strawberrysunshine_x loving your dream, especially the tree house part! 🤣

spent this morning trying to get concert tickets but didn’t get them so will try again tomorrow! LO is crazy these past two days! He’s currently kicking a football around the front room shouting at Hey Duggee 🤦🏻‍♀️
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aha it’s so random. I could totally see haaland staying in a tree house tho at some point
I was absolutely distraught and soooo worried about bae and jack finding out what we say about tattle 😂😂😂
 
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lou_claire91

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strawberrysunshine_x said:
It’s same here it’s frosty. My car was frozen and a few letter boxes were frozen. It doesn’t feel -4 cos of the sun. It’s actually a beautiful day

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aha it’s so random. I could totally see haaland staying in a tree house tho at some point
I was absolutely distraught and soooo worried about bae and jack finding out what we say about tattle 😂😂😂
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The thing is as I read it I didn’t even like question that that wouldn’t be somewhere he would possibly live 🤣 I love realistic dreams sooo much!!
 
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strawberrysunshine_x

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lou_claire91 said:
The thing is as I read it I didn’t even like question that that wouldn’t be somewhere he would possibly live 🤣 I love realistic dreams sooo much!!
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Hahahaha it was crazy. I dreamt this at like 5am as well!!! So it was fresh in my head. Bae looked amaZing in my dreams. He was so curly and fluffy
 
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Just Drive

Just Drive

strawberrysunshine_x said:
Morning girls. I had the weirdest dream last night !!!! So me and Haaland were a thing !??? And he filmed me sucking his dick without my permission. I went mad at him and threw him out. He went home to his big tree house where he lived right next door. He came all apologising whilst I was brushing my teeth!? And I forgive him cos he deleted it. And then somehow he found out I was a tattler and cos he’s besties with John and jack!! He told them and I ended up in the canteen. All the houses and city training ground were all connected by doors!!! And they were sat at a table and he went over like B doesn’t want me to tell you this guys and I was screaming no you can’t you promised. And John looked dead concerned !!! And I ran off cos I was a hour late for work!! And I text haaand asking what they said ( even tho I was with haaland I still had a massive crush on bae cos I’m only human right ) and he text back in Norwegian. Who knew I could speak that now. And he said they both thought it was excellent and are so flattered. And I rushed straight here with alarm emojis telling you John might be lurking and to try and delete my account 🤣🤣🤣. What a dream
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My favorite bit is the tree house because of course Haaland lives in one. Why wouldn’t he. It actually makes sense. :ROFLMAO:
 
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Just Drive

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cobette said:
Once again catering to his Tattlers by claiming his favourite meal is roast.

We see you baby 👀

If I could…with John Stones | England Football
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Aww look at him trying to impress us. Also, regarding his last answer, he has my vote. I’ll even join his campaign team, where do I sign up? I have plenty of experience working in politics, bae, hire me.

maccamacc said:
baby really quite beige here but still I love him

we definitely see the real bae in post match interviews
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His dinner guest choices. No bae, that’d actually be quite a boring dinner.
 
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@strawberrysunshine_x Post related question-how much do posties hate the new collect parcels from your doorstep service? I might have to do it but I feel bad for you all and don’t want to make the current situation any worse!
 
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strawberrysunshine_x

strawberrysunshine_x

Just Drive said:
My favorite bit is the tree house because of course Haaland lives in one. Why wouldn’t he. It actually makes sense. :ROFLMAO:
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It was a modern one !! But I can still see it.

Algeronwashere said:
@strawberrysunshine_x Post related question-how much do posties hate the new collect parcels from your doorstep service? I might have to do it but I feel bad for you all and don’t want to make the current situation any worse!
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Hi, erm not bothered really. No one moans about the em. It takes 2 mins !! 😁. There’s three ppl on mine who have them everyday!! So thoughtful of you to ask xx
 
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Algeronwashere said:
@strawberrysunshine_x Post related question-how much do posties hate the new collect parcels from your doorstep service? I might have to do it but I feel bad for you all and don’t want to make the current situation any worse!
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I used it the other week, was v easy and my postman didn't spit in my face so i don't think he minds. I figure it helps them because shows people still need/want RM?
 
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Violetroselily said:
I used it the other week, was v easy and my postman didn't spit in my face so i don't think he minds. I figure it helps them because shows people still need/want RM?
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Oh I’m so pleased you’ve said this. I wasn’t sure if it was contributing to an already unmanageable workload. That’s also a good point @Violetroselily re the relevance of the service
 
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strawberrysunshine_x

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Algeronwashere said:
Oh I’m so pleased you’ve said this. I wasn’t sure if it was contributing to an already unmanageable workload. That’s also a good point @Violetroselily re the relevance of the service
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Not really. It doesn’t affect the delivery side as we’re just collecting and we put it in a grey bag and then the wagons collect it. It isn’t out of our way as we usually have to go past or actually go to the house anyway 😊. Literally takes 2 seconds of our time

Violetroselily said:
I used it the other week, was v easy and my postman didn't spit in my face so i don't think he minds. I figure it helps them because shows people still need/want RM?
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Also a good point. As with evri I think you have to pay for the collection whereas RM is free😊
 
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maccamacc

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I didn’t know this collection thing existed I bet bae utilises it lucky postie
 
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