John Stones #33 waiting for news on Bae’s hammy but in the meantime just get in our fannies

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@Violetroselily I don’t mean to be all serious but freaking out about the UK economy currently melting down financially is there anything you can say to reassure me pls x
 
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Completely unrelated but going through my holiday clothes and can finally wear my new pull and bear shorts I bought at the Trafford Centre in August! 🤍
Never been happier to find some shorts I like (as my chunky thighs and hips barely get into most!!)
 
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This is such a look with these shorts. You’re so cute.
 
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Aww thank you lovely Your comments are always great.

Sending my strongest hammy vibes to us all and hope you’re all having a good Wednesday

 
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You're so hot!

 
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Are you not jet lagged at all? Have you even been to sleep?!
I slept for an hour, maybe 2 on the plane. Just woke about from about another 3. Want to sleep longer but if I do I'll never sleep tonight.

 
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Good morning, lovelies! Hope everyone's day is off to a decent start!

I'm going to have a busy day at work, so please enjoy this lewd photo of my right leg/hip showing off the UCL kit I unintentionally wore to bed last night.

Fun fact: this is my good hammy - my left one hasn't been the same since I had a Grade 3 proximal tear when I was 14 - very owie. Do not recommend.
No, not that good boy - he's out of frame, says his bedhead is too wild.

These are very short and tight boyshorts (period pants - yes I got them in dark red because it makes me laugh) but I think the players should adopt this look.

 
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This is such a look with these shorts. You’re so cute.
Thank you lovey! I was so pleased they actually fit


Aww thank you lovely Your comments are always great.

Sending my strongest hammy vibes to us all and hope you’re all having a good Wednesday

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once LO is asleep you will be getting a ton of comments from me


You're so hot!

thank you babe Have the kitties missed you lots??? 🥹🥹🥹 they are too cute!

mum has LO till 2 and im currently going through my bikinis while RLF works in the home office ha!
 
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Baby absolutely needs shorts this short!!

I didn't think babies missed me but turns out they have

Johncat never ever sleeps with me like this.

 
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Let the Wednesday wankathon commence… I’m home an hour earlier!!! Four pages of reading to do though!!! What’s happened!!
 
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Baby absolutely needs shorts this short!!



I didn't think babies missed me but turns out they have

Johncat never ever sleeps with me like this.

Omg 🥹🥹🥹 he’s too cute!!!

We used to have 3 cats when I lived at home and it was the sweetest little thing that they wouldn’t leave our side when we got home!!

Are they loving the blanket??
 
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Speaking of wank Wednesday RLF has gone into the loft to get suitcases and holiday stuff down and he has bought down “my box” which is literally a sellotape sealed box that I packed up when we moved from our old house in Nov 2020 from my under the bed and I haven’t looked in it since then as I was pregnant so didn’t want to look into my box of god knows what sexy shit so today might be the day I open it and see what still remains it’s gonna be full of years of online purchases, Ann summers parties and sixth form slutty party outfits I think
 
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That sounds like the best wank Wednesday.
Mine is currently charging then I need to nip to aldi after I’ve officially finished work at 2 and then go wild
 
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Hopefully it is and I haven’t just walked out of clinic early

Sucks about your case those @cobette

just had a surprise delivery
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Love me a hoodie.

If I'm ever allowed out of bed I shall be putting one on today.

You need to open it in honour of WW. Just don't read Chapter 115 of UIL when you do it.

That sounds like the best wank Wednesday.
Mine is currently charging then I need to nip to aldi after I’ve officially finished work at 2 and then go wild
Don't tease me! If I disturb the cat to go to the bathroom @Violetroselily will judge me.
 
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Afternoon my loves, any hammy updates?

Little bit better today.

Still feel a bit shit, but sense of perspective engaged.

Given the choice between forcing myself to be more productive and forcing myself to tell anyone there's a problem, I always choose the former.

Managed to get some actual work done this morning. Could be worse.
 
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Suppose you could tell RLF it was the cat screaming now rather than you?
 
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